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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (May 7, 2021)

Being in love isn't all flowers and unicorns. Sometimes your significant other can piss you off so much that you want to punch a hole in the wall (ala-Andy from The Office). And when that happens, Twitter is at your service, to vent your frustrations to the world and hopefully find some solace in other people's relationship woes. Welcome to your weekly dose of funniest relationship tweets to dig into. And when you're finished with these, here are last week's gems to peruse through.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so instead of hitting a happy hour on Friday you can wash sports uniforms and I can try to pick which can of beer or seltzer pairs best with the hamburger helper l'm making. 9:08 PM Apr 30, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 38 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 734 Likes
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Women Disclose Everything Their Future Husbands Need To Know

Marriage is not all mushy rainbows and butterflies. But if you listen to what your wife needs from you, perhaps it can be. You know what they say: happy wife, happy life. JK - obviously, both parties have to meet in the middle and make compromises for one another, but that doesn't mean you can't show your wife a little extra love and go above and beyond for her from time to time. The women of Twitter have never been shy when it comes to sharing their thoughts, and they're all about letting their future husbands know about all their future desires and expectations. 

Funny tweets women wrote to future husbands | thumbnail text - -MB- @madifromtexas28 Dear future husband, there will be a queso fountain & a mechanical bull at the reception. I don't make the rules 8:19 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 30, 2021)

Ah, love — it's a pain in the ass, but we can't live without it. Each week scour Twitter and collected this week's funniest relationship tweets where people vent about all their love-related woes or lack thereof. So whether you're happily in love, in some sort of weird situationship, or you're single as a pringle, these relationship tweets will speak to you on some level. And when you're done with these, check out last week's funniest relationship tweets which are equally as entertaining.




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Walked over to kiss my wife as she walked in from work and she said those six magical words to me: "Ugh. Did you eat garlic today?" 11:17 PM Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 3 Retweets 23 Likes
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Husband Moves In Roommate Without Telling Wife First, Gets Roasted Online

This past year has been rough on most people. Emotionally, financially, even spiritually. A lot of us have had to make serious adjustments in our lives to keep ourselves safe and secure. This time has also tested a lot of couples. Some had to be together for obnoxiously long periods, some didn't get to see each other for months at a time, and some had to flat-out end things. In sum, the world is different. But one thing will always be important when it comes to relationships, and that thing is communication.

Husband Moves In Roommate Without Telling Wife First| Thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole + Join u/aitaroommatesitu • 1d 1 1 91 2 1 AITA for moving in a roommate without my wife being involved? Asshole
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Entitled Wife Fuming Because Her Husbands Ex-Wife Refuses To Get Rid Of His Name

A woman posted on the subreddit Am I The A-Hole wanting to know whether her former husband's new wife was unreasonable in requesting that she change her married name. The new wife texted the former wife asked her to revert to her maiden name, "Because we are married now, and I'm his wife. I should be the only one with his last name." The OP wrote that she and her ex, "have not been married for over 12 years. The reason I did not change my name is due to all my professional certifications and licenses. Ex and I agreed when we got divorced that it was too much of a hassle to change everything, and I would keep my last name the same to avoid the stress and headache of having to do that."

Of course, Redditers jumped to her defense and calling out the new wife for being unreasonable, as well as her former husband for indulging the nonsense. See what you think of this ridiculous woman.

former wife wants to know if she is obligated to give up her married name when new wife asks her to | thumbnail r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/namechangethrowaway0 3 months ago 2 AITA not changing my name? Not hole So this just happened and not sure feel. My ex and divorced 12 years ago have two children and share custody have great coparenting relationship and have had zero issues with anything since our divorce. My ex met his now wife five years ago and get along good as well. She is good stepmom
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Wife Pissed At Husband After He Asks Her To Cook Him Separate Meals When She's On Diet

Being on a diet isn't easy, but it's especially tough when you're living with someone who isn't. Watching them eat all the foods you are restricting can be a hard temptation, but diets are a personal choice, and no one else should have to limit themselves for you just because you've decided to diet. Sure, you can be mindful of what you eat in front of someone, but that's about it. One married couple is butting heads over the correct way to go about one of them dieting, and the husband posted on Reddit's Am I The A—hole for some moral support.




Wife Pissed At Husband After He Asks Her To Cook Him Separate Meals When She's On Diet | thumbnail text - Posted by u/maybenotenough 3 days ago AITA for asking my wife if when she cooks, she can just make normal foods for me and use smaller portions? My wife gained some weight over the past year and was already overweight, so she wanted to make change. She's also pretty short, so the amount of calories she needs to eat is a lot lower than me. I'm 6'4 and an average weight for my height.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 16, 2021)

Relationships can be challenging, but it makes things a little easier when you can vent about it on Twitter. And you can bet that whatever frustrations you're going through in your relationship, someone else is experiencing the same thing in theirs. Each week we collect the funniest relationship tweets we could find over the past seven days, and these are just as funny as last week's collection. With any luck, they'll make you feel a little less alone with your own love-related struggles.  



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Vinod Chhapro0 @Chhapiness I handed my wife lavender scented soap while she was doing dishes, her reaction proved that lavender does not have any calming effect 4:50 PM · Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 104 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 417 Likes
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Wife Fuming After Catching Husband Selling Her Sandwiches To Buy Fast Food For Lunch

Anyone who buys lunch every day at work will know how fast the bills add up. A coffee here, a burger there, and a salad somewhere else, these 'small' costs can suddenly become significant accumulated amounts. One couple decided that in an attempt to save up for a house, part of their cost-cutting strategy would be for the husband to bring in his wife's homemade sandwiches instead of buying fast food. But when she found out through his coworker that he had been selling her sandwiches to them and using the money to buy fast food instead, she was understandably devastated and felt like she was being taken advantage of.


wife fuming after husband sells the sandwiches she made him to his coworkers to buy fast food | thumbnail text - Posted by u/Danny109 3 days ago AITA For no longer making my husband sandwiches to take to work after discovering he was selling them? Not the A-hole My F33 husband M37 works at an advertising company. We're struggling a bit financially because we're saving up to purchase a new aprtment. He is used to eating fast food and it was costly. He had no problem spending money daily on fast f
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Marriage Memes For Anyone Thinking Of Tying The Knot

Finding "the one" is a beautiful thing, especially when you're genuinely in love. Tying the knot, starting a new life together, and beginning your journey into married bliss is something that every couple dreams of. But then, reality sets in, and real-life begins. Suddenly, you have someone keeping you awake every night with their snoring, and there is dirty laundry strewn all over the floor. Now, you always have to take someone into account when making decisions, even when you don't like them very much. Welcome to marriage bliss; it's a beautiful place.


memes about marriage which can be appreciated in a couple | thumbnail text - Do you look at your man like this? No cause l'm to Busy looking at him Like this jimmy fallon O @jimmyfallon When I want pizza, I ask my wife, "What should we eat?" and say no to everything until she says, "What about pizza?" That way, it wasn't my idea.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 8, 2021)

Relationships are a funny thing. It's something that we all think about It, probably more than we should. Also, it seems like everyone has relationship advice to give, regardless of whether or not they've ever actually had a successful relationship — or any relationship at all for that matter, but we all like to pretend like we're little love gurus. Relationships are also clearly not like how they are portrayed in movies. The idea of love at first sight is so unrealistic it hurts, and they really overemphasize the idea that 'opposites attract'; any psychologist will tell you differently.

If you want to see the reality of what relationships are actualy like, well, Twitter has got your back.

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Brother Ben @SentenceReduced Dating Profile in your 20s: A list of exciting things you'd love to do! Dating Profile in your 40s: A list of medications you take and your favorite brand of knee braces. 3:06 AM Apr 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 65 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 139 Likes
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Husband Outraged After Entitled Wife Hacks Into His Facebook And Fires Coworker

A whole lotta sht could go down in a marriage, and a whole lot of sht can go down at work. But what about when the two collide and create an explosion of cringe and awkwardness? That's exactly what happened on the well-known Reddit thread 'Am I The Asshole?' this week. A man posted about how his wife felt it was completely okay to invade his privacy and break into his personal Facebook account in order to fire a coworker that she had a problem with. Scroll down to hear about the drama that ensued. 




husband fuming at wife who hacked into his facebook account to fire his worker | thumbnail text - Posted by u/AITA_35799741 day ago 46 S8 10 AITA: For blowing up at my wife after what she did at my workplace? Not the A-hole I M37 started working at my dad's friend's restaurant since 2016. Started off small. But was able to gain my employer's trust and after seeing how I have been managing the restaurant on days when he wasn't available. He decided to assign me to handle restaurant management tha
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 2, 2021)

Ahh, love. It brings us joy and heartbreak, happiness and misery. The ups and downs of relationships can undoubtedly drive you crazy, so why not vent your frustrations out on the internet? Nowadays, Twitter is the therapist you never knew you needed; it's the place to bitch about your partner when they're driving you crazy, guaranteeing you all the sympathy you need. And the bonus? You get to entertain the masses at the same time. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, which prove that the Twitter gods have once again shone their light down on us and given us another batch of laughs at the expense of other people's love lives.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My dog just yawned while my husband was talking to him and I totally get it. 8:21 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 197 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,330 Likes
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Common Insecurities Men Have About Their Bodies Which Women Don't Even Notice

Everybody has their own insecurities. Sometimes they stem from childhood experiences, from an individual person in particular, or from a general societal standard. It's amazing that any of us have the courage to leave our homes these days with all of these unrealistic expectations being drilled into our minds. It is generally agreed upon that women are forced to face these disgusting standards each and every day, and they play a large part in our development and overall confidence. What we don't talk about as much, though, is how guys do often face the same, or similar, issues.

Just like women have things that they care about that guys seriously don't, like thigh gaps, hip dips, cellulite, there are probably equally as many things guys wrongly assume women care about.

To the guys out there, hopefully, this wholesome Reddit thread helps to remind you that you are perfect just the way you are.

Common Insecurities Men Have About Their Bodies Which Women Don't Give AF About| thumbnail text - boopedydoop • 12d Getting sweaty during sex. I had a bf that always felt so bad if any sweat dripped onto me and I was always like ????? I literally don't care keep going 6 Reply 1 1.2k 3 ...
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Funniest Marriage Tweets We Saw This Month

Marriage is like navigating a minefield of love and hate. One minute you're standing at the altar, looking at this perfect person in front of you through rose-tinted glasses, blissfully ignorant about what lies ahead. Next thing you know, every single thing about them annoys you, from the way they breathe to the way they style their hair. Now, you have to cohabitate with this person forever, regardless of how much they drive you crazy. Welcome to marriage; as one Twitter user so accurately put it, "The secret to a successful marriage is to marry the one who matches your values, principles and thermostat settings." Here are the funniest marriage tweets we saw this month, giving you a taste of marriage bliss.



funniest marriage tweets we saw this month | thumbnail text - Font - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... Wife and I are at that age where foreplay is just us describing things we'd probably do to each other if we weren't so tired and achy. 2:03 PM · Mar 9, 2021 - Twitter Web App 62 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 344 Likes
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Marriage Memes Which Burst The Bubble Of Marital Bliss

I once believed that reaching your 'happily ever after' with the dude you love was the ultimate goal. I couldn't have been more wrong. There's a whole lotta conflict to deal with once you're actually married. Contrary to popular belief, marriage is not all fuzzy feelings, rainbows, butterflies, and sunsets. Relationships take time, effort, blood, sweat, and tears. The best way to express all the issues that come up in marriage? Memes, of course! Scroll down for the funniest marriage memes this week. 


marriage memes which burst the bubble of marital bliss | thumbnail text - Wife: Don't be too rough with the kids Husband: Ok Also Husband: XSHOT When my wife tries to come in the kitchen while l'm cooking
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Mom In Tears After Husband Nicknames Her 'Miss Piggy' To Incentivize Weight Loss

The internet is full of interesting people, some more so than others. But every so often, you come across someone who is such an awful human that you can't believe they are real. One guy proved how true this is when his wife posted on Reddit's Am I The A—hole explaining how demeaning approach to 'help' her lose her baby weight was giving her a breakdown. She unveiled that after developing post-partum depression, she struggled to shift the weight she gained from the pregnancy, which is when her husband decided to reveal he was no longer attracted to her. Charming, right? It gets better. In an attempt to incentivize her weight loss, he told all their friends and family (including their young children) to call her 'Ms. Piggy', effectively fat-shaming her into losing weight. After her children called her by her new nickname one night at dinner, she admitted that she lost it and started crying. Redditors jumped to her defense, calling her husband out as the emotionally abusive a—hole that he is.

dad makes kids call mom 'Miss Piggy' to incentivize weight loss, makes her cry | thumbnail text - Posted by u/throwaway1368989 16 days ago 63 S7 E 33 AITA for making my (32F) children (4 and 6 M) cry after they called me Ms. Piggy? Not the A-hole I (32F) gave birth back in October. Since then, it's been extremely difficult for me to lose the baby weight... mainly due to my postpartum depression. I get next to no sleep attending to my children and most mornings, I can barely get out of bed, much
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