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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 15, 2021)

Relationships have their ups and downs. Sure, therapy is a great way to process your feelings, but it's expensive as f*ck. Twitter, on the other hand, is free. So when you need to rant about your partner who is driving you crazy or complain about being so single that you're starting to grow cobwebs down there (speaking for a friend, of course), then tweeting about it can be almost as therapeutic as therapy. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, where all the highs and lows of love get penned in 280 characters or less.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Melissa Mason 000 @_melissamason_ Fuckboys in 1813 It is because I regard you so highly that I cannot marry you. 10:54 AM Jan 13, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 27.8K Retweets 2.6K Quote Tweets 192.3K Likes Sparkle Pants @DontCome4Me_Boo Husband: wanna have s- Me: no H: paghetti for dinner? Me: o0oh. Yes. 12:25 AM Jan 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 154 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 8, 2021)

We're starting the new year off with a bang by throwing some of the funniest relationship tweets we've seen so far in 2021 your way. Here's to a new year of hilarious Twitter interactions when it comes to all things romance related. May the Twitter gods shine their light down on us and continue to provide us with weekly laughs at the expense of other people's love lives. Amen.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Rachel McCartney 000 @RachelMComedy Kim and Kanye getting divorced right now is the first time they've read the room in five years 2:17 AM - Jan 6, 2021 - Twitter for Android 20 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 793 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of 2020

Navigating relationships can be challenging at the best of times but throw a global pandemic into the mix, and you've got yourself a whole new level of stress. This year's funniest relationship tweets are just more examples of how the trials and tribulations of love can test us to our absolute limits. And they also prove how therapeutic it can be to vent about them on Twitter. 2020 has been a total sh*t show for most people, and it's reflected in our relationships. Whether you're married, single, or in a situationship, 2020 will have shown you a thing or two about love. Here are the funniest relationship tweets we came across in 2020.



funniest relationship tweets of 2020 | Thumbnail Text - Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz my girlfriend just asked me why I still pay rent for my apartment when I spend every night at her place so now I have to come up with an answer that somehow doesn't include the phrase "breakup insurance" 1:02 AM Dec 29, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 11.6K Retweets 1.1K Quote Tweets 314K Likes
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Husbands Hilarious Tweet About Marriage

Men and women both experience marriage very differently. And of course, by that I mean, the wife is always right, and the husband is always wrong. They say a happy wife equals a happy life, but just how true is that? We found some of the funniest tweets about marriage from husbands who know a thing or two about where they stand in the relationship. If their opinion is anything to go by, then a happy wife does indeed bring a happy life.

husbands hilarious tweets about marriage | thumbnail Text - Dude-Bro Dad @thedadvocate01 My wife managed to open a jar of pickles herself and I am now nonessential. 11:04 PM · May 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (December 25, 2020)

The trials and tribulations of love and relationships are enough to drive anyone crazy. That is why married people, all the single ladies, those of us in situationships, and anyone who is just trying their best to get a date can relate to these funny relationship tweets. Because when your love life is falling to pieces, you might as well vent about it on Twitter.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt how do I have intimacy issues and trouble being vulnerable in relationships when my dumbass is also out here oversharing on twitter dot com for complete strangers 24/7 7:44 AM Dec 23, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 349 Retweets 22 Quote Tweets 5.1K Likes >
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (December 18, 2020)

Oh, the joys of relationships. Whether you're single, married, in a long-term relationship, or in a complicated situationship with a f*ck boy, these tweets will speak to your soul. We scour Twitter each week for the funniest relationship tweets you can relate to, and this week's haul is just as good as the rest. So dig in, and then check out last week's in case you missed it.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Annie Hamilton @ANNIE_HAM HAVING A CRUSH IS JUST BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR OWN MANIA 12:42 AM Dec 13, 2020 · Twitter Web App 303 Retweets 106 Quote Tweets 5.8K Likes
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People In Relationships Reveal Irritating Habits Of Their Partners

Living with a partner comes with its pros and cons. Whether you're married, engaged, or just dating, living with someone means that you get to see all of their annoying habits up close, every. Single. Day. In the beginning, these habits might even seem endearing. But five years in, the way they throw their clothes into heaped piles on the floor is no longer cute; it's downright irritating. These people shared the interesting quirks and annoying habits of their significant others, so you can relate to being continuously annoyed at your partner.



people in relationships reveal the annoying quirks about their partners | thumbnail includes picture of cereal Text - “My wife ate every single marshmallow in a family-sized box of Count Chocula. EVERY SINGLE ONE.”
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Husband Trolled For Telling Wife To 'F— Off' After Job Promotion

A healthy marriage is about a partnership. It means celebrating each other's successes — both professional and personal — and realizing that one person's achievement benefits both people in the relationship. But sometimes, the fragile male ego gets in the way, leaving some men unable to celebrate their wives' success, especially if they feel insecure about their accomplishments. Like this guy who posted on Reddit's Am I The A-hole, who couldn't handle the fact that his wife received a promotion at work while he was unemployed. Instead of celebrating her success, he accused her of "bragging" about it (which, of course, she wasn't, she was only hoping her husband would show her the basic and expected levels of pride and support). Of course, everyone accused him of toxic masculinity and called him a massive a**hole. Personally, I can't even believe this guy is real.

husband who was jealous of wife's promotion at work told her to F off, gets trolled | thumbnail Text - Posted by u/oldcaca101 5 days ago AITA for telling my wife to f ck off after she was bragging about her promotion at work ? Asshole Me and my wife have been married for 3 years. For info, i was working as a web designer but me and some of my coworkers got laid off and I have been looking for another job for a month but I haven't been able to find anything. Ive sent CVs but I never got any respo
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Man Tells Fiancé Not To Wear White Wedding Dress, Because No Longer A virgin

Reddit's Am I the A- hole is a place full of real, well... a**holes. But it's especially full of men who hold archaic, misogynistic views of the world and who deserve naming and shaming. Take this guy, for example, who asked his fiance not to wear a white wedding dress because she was no longer a virgin. Oh, and it was essentially only to please his "traditional" family. Unsurprisingly, she is having second thoughts about marrying this gem of a man, and he doesn't understand why. Redditers jumped to her defense, calling out his glaringly obvious red flags, such as the unhealthy boundaries between him and his family and the fact that their age gap of ten years creates some child-bride like dynamics. This poor girl needs to RUN, and fast, from this slut-shaming energy. Honestly, some people...

man tells his fiancé not to wear a white wedding dress because she's not a virgin anymore | thumbnail Text - Posted by u/SweetStickyThrowAway 2 days ago 3 82 AITA for convincing my girlfriend NOT to wear a white dress on our wedding day? Asshole So me (32M) and my soon to be wife (23F) are planing to get married in a few months. I come from a very religious house hold with strong Cristian beliefs and one of the traditions in my family is if the woman getting married isn't still a virgin they sho
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Funny Comic About The Power Of Women's Reassurance

Us modern women are powerhouses; we do it all. But juggling motherhood, careers, husbands, boyfriends, and our own sanity can be draining, and it's not always easy to give everyone the undivided attention they deserve. And so, sometimes, a simple "good job" has to suffice, even when it does not deserve praise in the damn slightest. From reassuring our kids that their artwork is better than Picasso to convincing our husbands that we didn't fantasize about Brad Pitt when after our standard fortnightly missionary romp, we spend a lot of our lives saying "good job," even when the job was not a good one. Daniella London Dekel has captured the power of a woman's reassurance in this heartwarming and funny comic.

funny comic about a mom and wife saying "good job" to husband and kids | thumbnail includes three images of woman saying good job Text - good job!
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Woman Discovers Husband Doesn't Change Underwear Daily, Debate Ensues

You think you know someone when you commit to sharing your life with them, but there are always a few surprises that get revealed along the way. One woman was horrified to discover that her husband doesn't change his underwear daily and often goes a few days before changing into a fresh pair. She posted her dilemma on Reddit, asking if she's missing something regarding male hygiene because she (rightly) finds her husband's habit somewhat disturbing. Most people reassured her that men and women share the same basic rules, including changing your underwear on a daily basis. Check out some of the responses to this poor woman's crisis.

woman discovers husband doesn't change his underwear daily and debate ensues | thumbnail Text - Text - Posted by u/Trashy_ramblings 23 hours ago 5 10 9 3 14 My husband says he doesn't need to change his underwear daily. What are the usual rules for male hygiene routines? So I just figured out my husband doesn't change his underwear daily. Sometimes he goes a few days between changes. He says that it's "unrealistic" for people to change their
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Husband Refuses To Look At Wife's 'Desperate' Boudoir Photos, Internet Scolds Him

The internet is full of people who make you say "WTF," and this guy is undoubtedly one of them. He posted on the subreddit Am I The A-Hole, explaining how he thought the surprise professional boudoir photos his wife had taken for him were "desperate" and indicative of the midlife crisis he suspected she was having. This absolute gem of a husband explained how his "aging" 41-year-old wife looks starkly different from "everybody else in our group of mid to late thirties people," adding, "Frankly I don't think the boudoir photos make her any more or less flattering... a quick glance at them did nothing for me."

Ummm, OK. First off, any change in appearance over two or three years at that age is negligible. Anyone sensible knows that. So, this guy's delusional views on what women should look like are already painting a picture of the type of person he is. Secondly, his poor wife, who quite clearly feels insecure about her body (probably because of her dckwad of a husband who makes her feel like total sht), was looking for a confidence boost. His reaction is at best indifferent, and at worst, feeding and magnifying all her insecurities, making her feel like total sht. As you probably guessed, Redditors unanimously voted him an a*hole. Please scroll down for his story and to see the comments people left him. Spoiler: they didn't hold back.

husband refuses to look at wife's boudoir photos and intenet calls him an asshole | thumbnail Text - Posted by u/thorwayayawn 13 days ago 3 AITA for telling my wife I don't want to look at her boudoir photos? Asshole My wife is two years older than me. She's 41 now and I think she knows that she's been aging. Even though she takes reasonably good care of herself, it's pretty stark how she looks and how everybody else in our group of mid to late thirties people look.
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Wife Refuses To Stay With Husband If He Got Hypothetical Sex Change

Sometimes in life, you get faced with questions for which there are no right answers. These impossible hypotheticals force you between a rock and a hard place and can make life pretty awkward. For example, when your husband asks you if you'd stay married to him if he got a sex change. I mean, what does one even say to that? If you stay with him, you're forced to stay married to someone you're no longer attracted to. If you bail, then is it really true love?

I know I'd be out, but if you'd stay with him, props to you, my friend, because that is some deeply serious love and commitment. One woman posted her predicament on the subreddit Am I The A-Hole to see how other people would react to her awkward position. The majority of users reassured her that she wasn't the a**hole, saying that her husband was either about to come out as trans or was a highly manipulative individual. Read through her predicament and then see if you agree with the comments.



husband upset at wife because she refuses to stay with him after hypothetical sex change | thumbnail Text - So few days ago, my husband 26m and 26f were having late night chat, sort have often, and he asked question darling, would still be with and be attracted if had sex change said no, and he took very personally and felt really hurt. He said things like thought loved and not my looks and my sex He terribly misunderstood said
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Marriage Memes Which Capture The Ups And Downs Of Matrimonial Bliss

Marriage is all fun and games until your husband annoys you so much you want to kill him. Through all the ups and downs of married life, the most important thing is to laugh with each other. And to laugh at each other, depending on how much your significant other annoys you. So scroll through these marriage memes, which might explain your marriage better than you can because memes express the words we don't know how to say.

relatable marriage memes | thumbnail includes two memes Text - me waiting for my husband to come home from work and explain to me why he had a girlfriend before me, When my husband unloads the dishwasher once. It ain't much, but it's honest work
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Memes Celebrating Wives' Superiority Over Husbands

When it comes to marriage, we all know who's in charge. Yep, it's a woman's world when it comes to all things couple related, so here are some memes celebrating that fact. And husbands know it too.

memes celebrating wives being superior to husbands | Pilot's wife: Where are Pilot: taking selfie from airplane | don't know much about birds but can identify husband picture. bird yelling at another bird
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Husband Draws Bathroom Mirror Doodles, To Motivate Wife For Work

They say it's the little things which keep love alive, not necessarily the grand gestures (although, of course, they help too). One husband is proving how true this is by drawing funny doodles on the mirror to motivate his wife for the day ahead with her difficult boss.

Imgur user Taylor, aka doctorpond, shared the images of her husband's artistry, and the internet fell in love with them. When you know you have a challenging day ahead, there's nothing like knowing you've got a supportive partner on your side who will be there when you get home. This is true couple goals!

husband draws mirror doodles on mirror to motivate wife who hates her job | thumbnail includes two mirror doodles | Meeseeks singular purpose! are have wait here Supposed until morning live this log just wanna DIE | Tuesday feels like Patrick star
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