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funny tweets, British, problems, polite, culture, twitter | Tweet VeryBritishProblems T@SoVeryBritish Brit 1: Excuse sorry, can just Brit 2: Yes course, sorry Brit 1: Sorry, thanks <both Brits somehow know 's happening> 04/04/2015 21:53 6,375 RETWEETS 8,229 FAVOURITES | Looking into having hands surgically removed after waving at someone who waving at someone behind

'Very British Problems' Making Life Awkward For Brits Everywhere

Clever Tweets From Parents With Some Golden Senses Of Humor| Thumbnail text - Lottie-BOO ... @Lottie_Poppie I let my toddler play with my phone today so now everything is in Spanish and I have 273 pictures of her left hand 7:18 PM · 10/7/21 · Twitter for iPhone 237 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1,579 Likes

Clever Tweets From Parents With Some Golden Senses Of Humor

Dad Tweets From Some Dads Who Are As Cool As Cucumbers| Thumbnail text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland I'm at a pumpkin patch with my family, is $48 a good deal for a pumpkin? 3:52 PM · 10/2/21 · Twitter for iPhone 115 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 2,018 Likes

Tweets From Some Dads Who Are As Cool As Cucumbers

Tweets About Children Who Will Do Anything For A Sweet Treat| thumbnail text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet I'm not saying my 4yo is an optimist, but while putting groceries away he held up a bag of cookies and said "I'll just keep these in my room, ok?" 5:15 PM · 11/23/20 · Twitter for iPhone 189 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 2,041 Likes

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Woman Gets Roasted And Toasted On Twitter After Posting About Healthy Vs Unhealthy Food Prices| thumbnail text - Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd ... I just got a double cheeseburger, small fries and large Diet Coke at McDonald's for $3.25 so please stop fat shaming or blaming the single mom of 2 working for $7.25/hour for her "unhealthy choices" or high blood pressure when non-organic raspberries are $8.96/pound at Walmart. 10:27 PM · Apr 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 4,147 Retweets 277 Quot

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Twitter Roasts Woman For Her Unrealistic Expectations For Men| thumbnail text - lyssa ms. aquafinaaa @ms_fishscale i don't steal hoodies from my boyfriends because i date real men. they don't wear hoodies, only business attire.

Twitter Roasts Woman For Her Unrealistic Expectations For Men

Snarky Tweets From Women That Made Us Laugh Out Loud For Real| thumbnail text - Erin McGuire Olson @e_mcguire_ The challenge l'm doing this month is called October and it's where I just try to get through every day of October 5:20 PM · 10/4/21 · Twitter for iPhone 57.8K Retweets 1,415 Quote Tweets

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Gen Z Roasts Millennials On Twitter| thumbnail text - - WANT BELIEVE @redra... · Feb 13, 2020 Roxy Millennials love to say "I deserve a little treat" while buying basic necessities •.. 14 17 209 428

Gen Z Is Brutally Roasting Millennials On Twitter

Quirky And Fun Conversations Parents Actually Had With Their Children | Thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding U.. @XplodingUnicorn ... 6-year-old: Do dragons fart fire? Me: I don't know. 6: I thought you went to college. 11:12 PM · 1/6/19 · Twitter Web Client 5,054 Retweets 259 Quote Tweets 26K Likes

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People Reveal The Elaborate Scams They Pulled Off At Work | thumbnail text - Hustle Minhaj (Rohit) ... @rohshah07 Guys, what's a random scam you pulled off at work? A client once found our 30 page report too long. So I reduced the font size by 2 points and the report was 22 pages. He saw it and was like "guys this is fantastic" 5:54 PM · Jun 9, 2021 · Twitter Web App 631 Retweets 116 Quote Tweets 7,060 Likes

People Reveal The Elaborate Scams They Pulled Off At Work

Fifteen Times Women Said, "No Thanks" To Misogyny| thumbnail text - ellory smith going to start saying "male journalist" and "male comedian" and "male engineer" so people start to hear how fucking stupid it @ellorysmith Jul 31, 2020 sounds 1.7K EI 80.9K 533.6K ellory smith this is like the least innovative point in the world, has been said thousands of times, and yet I'm still reading tweets like "female senator, female police officer, female demon from hell" @ellorysmith · Jul 31, 2020 ... 101

Fifteen Times Women Said, 'No Thanks' To Misogyny

Parenting Tweets That Reminded Us Wow Weird Kids Can Really Be| Thumbnail text - Jessie @mommajessiec Every Tuesday my husband is surprised to learn that our son's 6:30 Tuesday soccer practice occurs every Tuesday at 6:30. 3:44 PM · 9/28/21 · Twitter for iPhone 194 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 2,228 Likes

Parenting Tweets That Reminded Us How Weird Kids Can Really Be

Wicked Comebacks That Must Have Felt Undeniably Satisfying| thumbnail text - The Jamerican Anime Princess @katmiriamxo If you did it when you were drunk you wanted to do it sober. Ter-Lee Comedy @terryleeborror I'm pretty sure I didn't want to sleep outside in a wheelbarrow all night but alright.

Wicked Comebacks That Must Have Felt Especially Satisfying

Tweet about sexism | thumbnail text - My favorite bible story is when instead of telling women to dress modestly, Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by plucking their eyes out

Twitter Women Call Out Gross Sexism in These Candid Tweets

16 Trending Tweets Roasting Men To A Perfect Crisp| Thumbnail Text -

16 Trending Tweets Roasting Men To A Perfect Crisp

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Weird Things Only People Over 40 Do cover image tweet asking why people over 40 end text with 'that's fine' | Jesse @Queerdad_ Not being funny but why does everyone over age 40 end their sentences text with s fine doesn't sound f: ckin fine Sandra

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