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Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking| Thumbnail text - ava @avxxtarot mercury retrograde is just me fighting the urge to download tinder just to talk to people while I'm bored with the full intention of never pursuing anything or meeting them 7:33 PM · 10/2/21 · Twitter for iPhone 365 Retweets 109 Quote Tweets 2,901 Likes

Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking

Dad Tweets That Are Funnier Than An Ill-Fitted Pair Of Dad Jeans| thumbnail text - NicholasG @Dad_At_Law Kids too energetic? Make them go on a walk with you and they'll suddenly be unable to move any part of their body. 2:57 PM · Sep 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 243 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,390 Likes

Dad Tweets That Are Funnier Than An Ill-Fitted Pair Of Dad Jeans

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Parenting Tweets From Parents Who deserve An Award For Keeping It Together| Thumbnail text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry I'm barely awake and already my toddler is crying because I won't put him in the trash can 4:47 PM · Sep 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 178 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 1,494 Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who deserve An Award For Keeping It Together

Riverdale Memes That Scream 'I'm a Weirdo'| thumbnail text - Boyfriend requirements: -weird -a weirdo -doesn't fit in -doesn't want to fit in -never seen without his stupid hat on -cuz that's weird

Riverdale Memes That Scream 'I'm a Weirdo'

People Who Made Their Parents Want To Return Them| thumbnail text - 288 D Dad > Today 6:21 PM Do you have 3 nose rings now? Yes sir! Delivered When will it end

People Who Made Their Parents Want To Return Them

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Women Who Clapped Back At Men Who Tried To Put Them Down| thumbnail text - Amy Fowler @AmyAbroad Doing my makeup on the train this morning and a random man told me he likes women to have a more natural look. I told him I like men to have a more silent look. 8:19 AM · Aug 15, 2018 713.7K

People Who Eloquently Clapped Back At Men Who Tried To Put Down Women

Hilarious Astrology Tweets That We Definitely Got A Kick Out Of| Thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers Scorpio: I'm the saddest person who ever lived Therapist: ok relax 8:28 PM · 9/25/21 · Twitter for iPhone 819 Retweets 199 Quote Tweets 6,089 Likes

Extra Astrology Tweets That We Definitely Got A Kick Out Of

Funny Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Grateful We Know Nothing| Thumbnail text - Cinterviewer inspired empowerment women Allie RealDeal Absolutely poetic display mansplain Can can jump there and then can talk?

Funny Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Grateful We Know Nothing

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Hilarious Women's Tweets That Restored Our Faith In Humor| Thumbnail text - an anxious panda @thehubrispanda ... excuse me while I overthink this and get back to you. 2:39 PM · 9/14/21 · Twitter for Android 471 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 1,256 Likes

Hilarious Women's Tweets That Restored Our Faith In Humor

Astrology Tweets That Thoroughly Confused And Entertained us| Thumbnail text - hamza @hamzaxm88 her: omg what's your zodiac sign? me: baggatarius VETEM dara 7:32 PM · 9/17/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Thoroughly Confused And Entertained us

Memes Which Are Relatable To Anyone Due For A Break From Social Media| thumbnail text - When "Instagram Models" need to check something in the oven.

Real-Deal Memes For Anyone Desperately Needing Social Media Break

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4th Grader Punished With Zoom Detention, Mom Says It's Ridiculous| thumbnail text - Uju Anya @UjuAnya My child got sent to Zoom detention for not paying attention in Zoom 4th grade. Email said here's the link to access the room to serve detention. I swear l'm trying so hard to take this life seriously. 7:19 PM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 32K Retweets 3,702 Quote Tweets 341.1K Likes

4th Grader Punished With Zoom Detention, Mom Says It's Ridiculous

Boomers Get Roasted On Twitter For Their Corny Little Habits| thumbnail text - A dumber Drew Carey @RealCompuNerd Boomers love saying "let's see if I can do this." as if taking their iphone off speakerphone is emergency landing an aircraft 12:50 AM · Sep 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

Boomers Get Roasted On Twitter For Their Corny Little Habits

Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - nell raban @nell_do_well we've got 'mansplaining' for when a man explains to you something you already know but here's a new one: 'dudespute,' when a man relentlessly questions your work because he doesn't understand what you're doing 1:16 AM · Sep 12, 2020 · Twitter Web App 905 Retweets 48 Quote Tweets 4,016 Likes

Mansplaining Tweets That Must Be Shared With The World

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Some Of The Funniest Twitter Reactions To Kylie Jenner's Pregnancy Reveal| Thumbnail text - unique. @blkslut me pretending to be shocked that Kylie Jenner is pregnant even though a bunch of TikTok videos already confirmed it

Some Of The Funniest Twitter Reactions To Kylie Jenner's Pregnancy Reveal

Dad Tweets That Prove Moms Aren't The Only Pro Multi-Taskers| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness ... Good news! My 8YO says she is halfway done with the story which she started telling last Monday 5:37 PM · 8/26/21 · Twitter for iPhone 216 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,430 Likes

Dad Tweets That Prove Moms Aren't The Only Pro Multi-Taskers

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