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Funny Women Of Twitter Who Woke Up And Chose To Make Us LOL| Thumbnail text - broti gupta @BrotiGupta ... choosing one very special trick-or- treater to come inside and have a salmon dinner with me and my family 2:30 AM · 10/30/21 · Twitter Web App 1,902 Retweets 52 Quote Tweets 36.2K Likes

Funny Women Of Twitter Who Woke Up And Chose To Make Us LOL

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Hectic Tweets From Twitter Astrologers Who Apparently 'Don't Make The Rules'| Thumbnail text - mélanie @earthdombaby If Halloween wasn't during Scorpio season I probably wouldn't believe in astrology 2:30 AM · Oct 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Hectic Tweets From Twitter Astrologers Who Apparently 'Don't Make The Rules'

People embarrassingly confess the things they believed as kids | thumbnail text - Jenny Jaffe @jennyjaffe I grew up thinking proposals were these massive surprises but in reality it's like "we talked about it for a year and I designed my engagement ring and I told them exactly how I wanted to be asked" 12:00 AM · Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Embarrassingly Confess The Things They Believed As Kids

Parent's Get Open An Honest About How Annoying It Is To Have A Child Play An Instrument| thumbnail text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 2:40 PM · 12/6/18 · Twitter for iPhone 874 Retweets 65 Quote Tweets 5,170 Likes

Parents Get Open And Honest About How Annoying It Is To Have A Child Play An Instrument

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17 Tweets About Cereal That Tease Our Tastebuds| Thumbnail Text - Product - Cocoa CHOCAPIC French Toas Crunch JiF Coco POPS Cheerios HOCAP E2BCX TOPS REE SOMBY-O STRELITAS Cheer Dark Chec Multi CUON kariot C SIRELITAS HOCAPIC SSJ Rosé Melku Black @OGMelo_ Stabbing your cereal 3 times before the 1st bite, really does activate the flavor. Lucky Charms APPLE 5:55 AM · Oct 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 32.4K Retweets 1,952 Quote Tweets 201.5K Likes

17 Tweets About Cereal That Tease Our Tastebuds

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kids 7 tweets funny twitter year olds lol parenting parents relatable | tweet by Jessie @mommajessiec My son asked my 7yo she would survive bear attack and she replied she would try be his friend, thus making her most adorable my children but also least likely survive an encounter with an actual bear.

Collection of Tweets About The Endless Joys of 7-Year-Old's

Funny Tweets From Women Who Are Saving The Internet Via Sarcasm| thumbnail text - woman

Funny Tweets From Women Who Are Saving The Internet Via Sarcasm

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John Mulaney And Olivia Munn Alleged Breakup Leaked By Sweaty Man On TikTok| thumbnail text - Everything new I learn about Olivia Munn and John Mulaney I learn against my will 11:43 AM · Oct 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,993 Retweets 108 Quote Tweets 35.4K Likes

John Mulaney And Olivia Munn's Alleged Breakup Leaked By Sweaty Man On TikTok

Very Extra Astrology Tweets That Made Us Chuckle At Our Work Desks| thumbnail text - kay @kayxstars the geminis have been oddly quiet lately... what are they plotting

Very Extra Astrology Tweets That Made Us Chuckle At Our Work Desks

People Tweet The Ridiculous Problems They Come Across Due To Their Name| thumbnail text - Hannah ... @hannahchrstina when I was in year 1, the whole class were playing a spy game together where your spy name was your name spelled backwards

People Tweet The Ridiculous Problems They Come Across Due To Their Name

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When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - MumlnBits ... @MumlnBits My 4yo asked why we don't get other people to cook our meals, clean our house and drive us around and I think she just invented being rich 4:06 PM · 10/14/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Deal With Stress By Having An Impeccable Sense Of Humor

Female Scientist Invites Mansplainers To Gaslight Her On Twitter| thumbnail text - Dr. Héloïse Stevance (she) @Sydonahi Hi I'm a women with a PhD on supernovae and how massive stars die. Mansplain my area of expertise to me. Wrong answers only a @AcademicChatter #WomenlnSTEM 11:04 AM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Female Scientist Invites Mansplainers To Gaslight Her On Twitter

Dads Tweet About The The Beauty Of Parenthood| thumbnail text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 3 AM. 3:08 PM · 10/10/21 · Twitter for iPhone 400 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 4,275 Likes

Dads Tweet About The The Beauty Of Parenthood

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19 Dad Tweets That Sent Us Laughing Over The Edge| Thumbnail Text - Nose - NicholasG @Dad_At_Law "So lucky our kids have siblings so they'll always be there for each other," I mutter as I break up another physical fight between my daughters because they both want to be Hermione Granger for Halloween.

18 Dad Tweets That Sent Us Laughing Over The Edge

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Clever Tweets From Women Who Know How To See The LOL’s In Every Situation| thumbnail text - i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies ... when the microwave does the passive aggressive double beep when you forget your food .. i just wanna know which bills you pay to be taking that tone with me 7:02 PM · 10/10/21 · Twitter for iPhone 37.4K Retweets 944 Quote Tweets

Clever Tweets From Women Who Know How To See The LOL’s In Every Situation

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18-year-old daughter refuses to be adopted by dad's wife, even after her younger siblings agree to it, dad resents her for it, forcing her to move out: 'Quit the childish nonsense'

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Husband refuses to buy Mother’s Day gifts or celebrate with his wife, claiming she’s not his mom, and goes to his mother’s house instead, pushing her to go no contact with her mother-in-law: ‘She has never been a fan of me and has made it known’

Husband refuses to buy Mother’s Day gifts or celebrate with his wife, claiming she’s not his mom, and goes to his mother’s house instead, pushing her to go no contact with her mother-in-law: ‘She has never been a fan of me and has made it known’

42-year-old mom refuses to dogsit brother's elderly dog, he returns the "favor" by being unavailable to babysit for her: "I ended up having to send her to a pet hotel"

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