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parents tweet about their kids creepy imaginary friends | thumbnail text - Beth Newell @bethnew Today my daughter told me one of her best friends is a dead girl named Hallie who hangs out at her daycare and hits her when she says bad words like "stupid." 3:46 AM · May 2, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 572 Retweets 296 Quote Tweets 17.2K Likes

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funny tweets about all the things men would rather do than go to therapy | Adam Nayman @brofromanother 000 Paul Men will literally not let themselves get attached anything they can't walk out thirty seconds flat if they feel heat around corner instead going therapy | corie johnson @corietjohnson 000 men will literally create an online college based network interact socially will one day be adapted into film starring jesse eisenberg instead going therapy

Funny Tweets About All The Things Men Do To Avoid Therapy

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - bibo @biboofficial let a man talk about himself uninterrupted for 10 minutes and he'll be like "wow i really like you" 3:43 AM Dec 26, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 62.1K Retweets 10.6K Quote Tweets 728.1K Likes >

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people share their bizarre childhood beliefs | thumbnail Text - Moose Friend @sarahthemoose Replying to @Kristen Arnett My dad told me the appendix was an organ our cavemen ancestors needed to hold rocks to grind up their food I was TWENTY TWO about to go in for emergency surgery, crying "I've never even eaten any rocks" when the ER docs had a good laugh at me 5:08 PM · Dec 20, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone >

People Reveal Weird Childhood Beliefs

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Lauren Flans @LaurenFlans the orphan i adopted sucks at chess fml 8:07 AM Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter for Android 20.7K Retweets 2.1K Quote Tweets 293.5K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 15, 2020)

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Thai model shows striking difference between Instagram and reality in side by side pics | thumbnail includes two side by side pictures on beach and sunbathing

Thai Model Shows Striking 'Instagram Vs Reality' In Side By Side Photos

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Village Person @SvnSxty when l'm having a bad day as a parent, I just remind myself that plenty of animals won't hesitate to eat their kids, so really I'm in gold star territory 2:32 AM Nov 2, 2020 · Twitter for Android 244 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

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kids give the best presents (not) | thumbnail includes two pictures Text - I'm glad you're not dead Look how Pretty you are | old man holding a framed note from a child | piece of aluminium foil glues to a wooden plank

Gifts From Kids, Which Are So Bad They're Funny

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people share stories of finding success over the age of 40 | Text - Jan Owen @janjowen Replying to @muranofiction My husband died when I was 48. I finished my bachelors at 50 and started grad school at 51. I graduated at almost 54. Then I started a counseling private practice. So- new degree, new business, new career.

People's Stories Of Finding Success Over The Age Of 40

tweets of dumb things people overheard at movie theaters | tweet about 127 hours movie @ Save CJ @oboe_cop Replying to @shutupmikeginn I went to see 127 hours at the cinema. Part way through a lady in the row behind me said l hope he's not going to be stuck behind that rock for the whole film

Twitter Users Reveal Ridiculous Statements Overheard At The Movie Theater

pictures of dad who went viral for matching his ties to his face masks every day

Dad Goes Viral For Matching Face Masks With Ties Each Day

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Tweet saying GUY WHO INVENTED STEW: I wish this plate of meat and vegetables was damp

Twitter Users Try Guessing What Inventors Were Thinking

tweet of walking his dog in different costumes Flintstones and Donald Trump | Jack @jackp593 Daily update on Steve's dog walking rig Flintstone theme today | man riding Donald Trump while walking two dogs

Man Dresses Up In Costumes Every Day To Walk His Dogs

man tweets woman strangers saved hero story | Black Professor @WonderKing82 walking train few minutes ago and woman walked right up and gave tight hug and whispered quickly please act like know 3 guys are following while played along then walked her 3 blocks home an experience both us.

Man Tweets How He Saved Woman From Strangers

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biggest scandal high school twitter tweets funny drama reveal | Charlotte Cavatica @cavaticat like think getting expelled guessing my history teacher's email password see if he had any love letters or new teacher he dating two years after his wedding another faculty member called off (his password his ex's name)

People Reveal The Biggest Scandals At Their High School

family genes copy paste twitter thread genetics mirror | shelbyle @contrashelby Grandma's genes really hit copy n paste huh 2:39 AM May 24, 2020 Twitter iPhone 45.5K Retweets 554.6K Likes >

People Show How Family Genes 'Hit Copy And Paste' - Twitter Thread

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