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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits @MumInBits I was complaining that we have too much stuff in our house and need to get rid of some of it and my 4yo looked me dead in the eye and said "you should probably burn it in the oven like all our food mummy" and then carried on playing with her Barbie 4:12 PM Apr 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 135 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,189 Likes

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funny parenting tweets about their kids using tiktok | thumbnail text - Jessie ... @mommajessiec Of course my kids don't pay attention to me. I'm not a 30 second TikTok video that makes absolutely no sense. 5:12 PM · Dec 4, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 91 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 525 Likes

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funny relatable tweets from parents about raising 'threenagers' | thumbnail text - Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks Threenager: (noun) A three year old with all the emotional instability from the terrible twos but with more of a vocabulary, mixed with the rebellious attitude of a teenager. 3:36 PM May 21, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 79 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 353 Likes

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Funny tweets from parents showing how seriously their kids take birthdays | thumbnail text - *sigh*clops @aotakeo ... My daughter turned 5 today. She is currently having a meltdown bc she "still looks 4" 7:12 PM Feb 7, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 194 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 3,083 Likes

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funny tweets from parents about their kids' shoe struggles | thumbnail text - MyMomologue @MyMomologue ... Me: I believe in gentle parenting. Also me: I swear to God, Sweetheart, if you don't put your shoes on, Mommy's going to lose her shit. 10:26 PM Feb 5, 2019 - Twitter for iPhone 69 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 306 Likes

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funny tweets about the difficulties of raising teenagers | thumbnail text - Christi Lukasiak ... @ChristiLukasiak How is it that my teenager feels free to scroll through my phone, check out my entire camera roll and read every last one of my text messages, but has a literal stroke if I make eye contact with her lock screen? 3:29 AM Jan 8, 2019 · Twitter Web App 168 Retweets 32 Quote Tweets 3,834 Likes

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funny tweets about the weird names kids give to things | thumbnail text - Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 ... My son referred to some lady's cleavage as her "crack in the front" & I just can never unhear this now. 8:46 PM May 12, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 24 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 151 Likes

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parents tweet about their kids creepy imaginary friends | thumbnail text - Beth Newell @bethnew Today my daughter told me one of her best friends is a dead girl named Hallie who hangs out at her daycare and hits her when she says bad words like "stupid." 3:46 AM · May 2, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 572 Retweets 296 Quote Tweets 17.2K Likes

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kids describe their parents jobs in funny twitter thread | thumbnail Text - Household Government @LadyBugAssassin My friend's daughter was asked by her teacher what does her mother do for a living. Miss thing said move papers around and talk on the phone. My friend is a judge. 9 11:03 PM Oct 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 14.8K Retweets 678 Quote Tweets 130.5K Likes >

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funny real quotes from little kids | thumbnail Text - Night Quote Naomi (5yrs): Mom, dying sucks. Mom, curious: Why? Naomi: Because if your nose itches, there's nothing you can do about it! EKids R the best screenwriters SEND US YOUR KIDS' QUOTES!

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stories from teachers of stupid reasons kids were tattletales | pretzel90210 2.4k points 9 hours ago "He said bad word standing right next him and didn't hear anything Well can read his mind."

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parents children past lives kids creepy weird the past | fridayfridayjones 1.3k points 3 years ago my sister 3 she would go on and on about her brother, Brian all girls, and don't know where she would have heard name. But all, Brian does this Brian and used do on and on. Thinking Brian an imaginary friend asked her where Brian now. She said "he's dead am, too bomb got us and our house is gone Very weird.

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