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20+ Stories of Kids Bending the Rules in the Best Way Possible, Making Their Mom and Dad Proud

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32 Spouse and Spawn Memes That Mirror the Mayhem of Married Life with Kids

32 Spouse and Spawn Memes That Mirror the Mayhem of Married Life with Kids

From "I do" to "I'm tired"
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Funniest Parenting Memes of the Week For Exhausted New Parents Who Are Living On Chicken Nuggets and 4 Hours of Sleep

Funniest Parenting Memes of the Week For Exhausted New Parents Who Are Holding On By a Thread

When did my sleepy newborn turn into a needy, vocal velociraptor?
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dad makes kids call mom 'Miss Piggy' to incentivize weight loss, makes her cry | thumbnail text - Posted by u/throwaway1368989 16 days ago 63 S7 E 33 AITA for making my (32F) children (4 and 6 M) cry after they called me Ms. Piggy? Not the A-hole I (32F) gave birth back in October. Since then, it's been extremely difficult for me to lose the baby weight... mainly due to my postpartum depression. I get next to no sleep attending to my children and most mornings, I can barely get out of bed, much

Mom In Tears After Husband Nicknames Her 'Miss Piggy' To Incentivize Weight Loss

How NOT to treat your wife
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kids being serious | thumbnail text - ElizaR @ElizaReynick Replying to @AliceTaylorM and @lifeattiffanys When my son was 3, I picked him up from pre-school one day, and he very somberly said, "What if that song is right, and life IS but a dream? Are we just in a dream right now?" Existential crisis brought on by "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" 5:09 AM · Dec 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

10 Times Kids Were Scary Serious

The serious side of kids
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Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners | thumbnail text - Оpal @PamCamp60217334 Replying to @JessicaValenti When I turned 40 I wanted to go blonde. Unfortunately my brunette hair didnt take it well. When my 8 YO daughter got off the bus that day the first thing she said was "I hope you can wash that out". 11:32 PM · Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners

Truth from the mouth of babes
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Funny Rants From Parents About How Useless It Is To Yell At Their Kids | thumbnail text - WTFDAD ... @daddydoubts It's important not to yell at your children. Even if you're frustrated it's our responsibility to- FOR F'. CKS SAKE I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES DONT EAT RASPBERRIES ON THE COUCH THEY STAIN GODDAMN IT -remain calm and be the voice of reason. 4:58 PM · Aug 28, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

Funny Rants From Parents About How Useless It Is To Yell At Their Kids

If only it were that simple
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funny tweets about the grudges kids and parents hold against each other | thumbnail text -  todd dillard ... @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla 12:20 AM - Mar 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 47.3K Retweets 4,896 Quote Tweets 724.8K Likes

Funny Tweets About The Grudges Parents And Kids Hold Against Each Other

Oh, the family dramas
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17 Tweets Proving Parents Need A Break Like Yesterday| Thumbnail Text - Dog - Kids did this to our doggo and it looks amazing.

17 Tweets Proving Parents Need A Break Like Yesterday

Pour one out for the parents
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funny tweets from parents answering their kids who ask 'where do babies come from | thumbnail text - Amanda Marcotte | Mediocre Mommy ... @storiesofamom Toddler: "Babies come from the baby store." Me:

Funniest Answers Parents Gave Their Kids Who Asked 'Where Do Babies Come From'

The birds and the bees talk every parent dreads
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People embarrassingly confess the things they believed as kids | thumbnail text - Jenny Jaffe @jennyjaffe I grew up thinking proposals were these massive surprises but in reality it's like "we talked about it for a year and I designed my engagement ring and I told them exactly how I wanted to be asked" 12:00 AM · Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Embarrassingly Confess The Things They Believed As Kids

Oh, the naivety
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15 Savage Kid Quotes That Have Us Cracking Up| Thumbnail text - Smile - My 13 year old cousin asked my boyfriend (who's a teacher) how he "sleeps at night knowing he's given people homework" 6:13 PM · 10/26/21 · Twitter for iPhone 57.2K Retweets 3,586 Quote Tweets 58OK Likes

15 Savage Kid Quotes That Have Us Cracking Up

Pure Savagery From Youngsters
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funny tweets about kids telling jokes | thumbnail text - The Dad ... THE DAD @thedad My son just learned about riddles, but also doesn't understand anything about riddles, so he keeps blurting out stuff like, "Why did the turtle cross the road? HE DIDN'T HE'S DEAD." 6:20 PM Sep 26, 2020 Buffer

Funny Tweets About Kids Terrible Attempts At Making Jokes

Kids have the weirdest sense of humor
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Funny Tweets From Parents About The Weird Things Their Kids Collect | thumbnail text - Ms. Havisham ... @MissHavisham My kid clipped his toenails. He walked away to throw out clippings & said with his back to me, "These should complete my collection nicely," & I burst into laughter but he didn't, & he kept walking, so now I sleep with a butcher knife under my pillow. 6:08 PM · Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets From Parents About The Weird Things Their Kids Collect

Whatever makes them happy
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funny tweets showing kid logic no one can argue with | thumbnail Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 000 7-year-old: I don't want mashed potatoes. Me: They're just like French fries. 7: Then give me French fries. There's a flaw in her logic, but I can't find it. 9:04 PM Jan 14, 2020 - Twitter for Android 229 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 4K Likes

Funny Tweets Showing 'Flawless Kid Logic' No One Can Argue With

Kid logic is the best logic
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sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford @thearibradford I love when I mention getting frustrated with my kids and someone's like "have you tried TALKING to your kids?" Omg thank you you visionary and here l've been communicating with f cking charades silly me 10:12 PM · Jun 29, 2021 · CoSchedule 85 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 635 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Week

The funny parents of Twitter
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