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20 Memes That Prove Your Mom Adventures Are As Wild As Your Kids Say They Are

20 Memes That Prove Your Mom Adventures Are As Wild As Your Kids Say They Are

20 Tweets of Life and Love According to Our Little Lads and Lassies

20 Tweets of Life and Love According to Our Little Lads and Lassies

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20+ Stories of Kids Bending the Rules in the Best Way Possible, Making Their Mom and Dad Proud

32 Spouse and Spawn Memes That Mirror the Mayhem of Married Life with Kids

32 Spouse and Spawn Memes That Mirror the Mayhem of Married Life with Kids

Funniest Parenting Memes of the Week For Exhausted New Parents Who Are Living On Chicken Nuggets and 4 Hours of Sleep

Funniest Parenting Memes of the Week For Exhausted New Parents Who Are Holding On By a Thread

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dad makes kids call mom 'Miss Piggy' to incentivize weight loss, makes her cry | thumbnail text - Posted by u/throwaway1368989 16 days ago 63 S7 E 33 AITA for making my (32F) children (4 and 6 M) cry after they called me Ms. Piggy? Not the A-hole I (32F) gave birth back in October. Since then, it's been extremely difficult for me to lose the baby weight... mainly due to my postpartum depression. I get next to no sleep attending to my children and most mornings, I can barely get out of bed, much

Mom In Tears After Husband Nicknames Her 'Miss Piggy' To Incentivize Weight Loss

kids being serious | thumbnail text - ElizaR @ElizaReynick Replying to @AliceTaylorM and @lifeattiffanys When my son was 3, I picked him up from pre-school one day, and he very somberly said, "What if that song is right, and life IS but a dream? Are we just in a dream right now?" Existential crisis brought on by "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" 5:09 AM · Dec 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

10 Times Kids Were Scary Serious

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners | thumbnail text - Оpal @PamCamp60217334 Replying to @JessicaValenti When I turned 40 I wanted to go blonde. Unfortunately my brunette hair didnt take it well. When my 8 YO daughter got off the bus that day the first thing she said was "I hope you can wash that out". 11:32 PM · Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners

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Funny Rants From Parents About How Useless It Is To Yell At Their Kids | thumbnail text - WTFDAD ... @daddydoubts It's important not to yell at your children. Even if you're frustrated it's our responsibility to- FOR F'. CKS SAKE I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES DONT EAT RASPBERRIES ON THE COUCH THEY STAIN GODDAMN IT -remain calm and be the voice of reason. 4:58 PM · Aug 28, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

Funny Rants From Parents About How Useless It Is To Yell At Their Kids

funny tweets about the grudges kids and parents hold against each other | thumbnail text - todd dillard ... @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla 12:20 AM - Mar 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 47.3K Retweets 4,896 Quote Tweets 724.8K Likes

Funny Tweets About The Grudges Parents And Kids Hold Against Each Other

17 Tweets Proving Parents Need A Break Like Yesterday| Thumbnail Text - Dog - Kids did this to our doggo and it looks amazing.

17 Tweets Proving Parents Need A Break Like Yesterday

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funny tweets from parents answering their kids who ask 'where do babies come from | thumbnail text - Amanda Marcotte | Mediocre Mommy ... @storiesofamom Toddler: "Babies come from the baby store." Me:

Funniest Answers Parents Gave Their Kids Who Asked 'Where Do Babies Come From'

People embarrassingly confess the things they believed as kids | thumbnail text - Jenny Jaffe @jennyjaffe I grew up thinking proposals were these massive surprises but in reality it's like "we talked about it for a year and I designed my engagement ring and I told them exactly how I wanted to be asked" 12:00 AM · Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Embarrassingly Confess The Things They Believed As Kids

15 Savage Kid Quotes That Have Us Cracking Up| Thumbnail text - Smile - My 13 year old cousin asked my boyfriend (who's a teacher) how he "sleeps at night knowing he's given people homework" 6:13 PM · 10/26/21 · Twitter for iPhone 57.2K Retweets 3,586 Quote Tweets 58OK Likes

15 Savage Kid Quotes That Have Us Cracking Up

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funny tweets about kids telling jokes | thumbnail text - The Dad ... THE DAD @thedad My son just learned about riddles, but also doesn't understand anything about riddles, so he keeps blurting out stuff like, "Why did the turtle cross the road? HE DIDN'T HE'S DEAD." 6:20 PM Sep 26, 2020 Buffer

Funny Tweets About Kids Terrible Attempts At Making Jokes

Funny Tweets From Parents About The Weird Things Their Kids Collect | thumbnail text - Ms. Havisham ... @MissHavisham My kid clipped his toenails. He walked away to throw out clippings & said with his back to me, "These should complete my collection nicely," & I burst into laughter but he didn't, & he kept walking, so now I sleep with a butcher knife under my pillow. 6:08 PM · Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets From Parents About The Weird Things Their Kids Collect

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Woman Stunned by Sister-In-Law’s Outrageous Demand to Adopt Her Baby, Claiming It’s Unfair 'She Has Three Children While She Has None'

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29-year-old serial dater insists on bringing her boyfriend of 2 weeks to BFF's wedding, bride refuses to allow plus-ones that aren't in long-term relationships: "Just because I haven't found 'the one,' I get punished"

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Entitled mother-in-law refuses to pitch in to daughter-in-law’s lake house holidays despite bringing uninvited extra guests, DIL insists she contribute more than dessert: “I don’t want to provide an entire meal yet again”

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