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Funny Tweets From Parents About Their Kids' Shoe Struggles

Parents undergo many struggles with their kids. Apparently, the latest one trending on Twitter is kids struggling with their shoes? Nothing fazes these parents anymore. They've seen and dealt with everything you could never imagine if you're not a parent. There have already been countless tweets about the struggles parents have with their kids, but shoes are a novelty, at least for me. Scroll down for the funniest tweets about parents dealing with the latest thing that their children make an issue for them. 

funny tweets from parents about their kids' shoe struggles | thumbnail text - MyMomologue @MyMomologue ... Me: I believe in gentle parenting. Also me: I swear to God, Sweetheart, if you don't put your shoes on, Mommy's going to lose her shit. 10:26 PM Feb 5, 2019 - Twitter for iPhone 69 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 306 Likes
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Funny Parenting Tweets About The Struggles Of Raising Teenagers

Parenting only gets harder as your kids get older. It's all fun and games when they're innocent babies who can't talk back or partake in questionable activity, but teens are a whole nother breed of children. The parents of Twitter took to the platform to blast their own teen kids, and rant about the struggles of raising them. They just grow up so fast, and none of us are ready for the teen angst storm coming our way. Scroll down for the hilarious tweets. 


funny tweets about the difficulties of raising teenagers | thumbnail text - Christi Lukasiak ... @ChristiLukasiak How is it that my teenager feels free to scroll through my phone, check out my entire camera roll and read every last one of my text messages, but has a literal stroke if I make eye contact with her lock screen? 3:29 AM Jan 8, 2019 · Twitter Web App 168 Retweets 32 Quote Tweets 3,834 Likes
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Funniest Answers Parents Gave Their Kids Who Asked 'Where Do Babies Come From'

Every parent dreads the inevitable question all kids ask at some stage: "where do babies come from?" Because let's be honest, parents don't like the idea of their kids having sex, and kids most definitely don't want to think of their parents doing it either. So all-around, it's a pretty uncomfortable situation for everyone involved. But, it's one of those milestones that all parents have to go through, even though it doesn't always go as smoothly as they hope. And sometimes, it happens way earlier than parents intended to bring it up because kids are curious little f*cks. These hilarious tweets from parents whose kids asked them where babies come from will give you an insight into the more uncomfortable parenting moments.


funny tweets from parents answering their kids who ask 'where do babies come from | thumbnail text - Amanda Marcotte | Mediocre Mommy ... @storiesofamom Toddler: "Babies come from the baby store." Me:
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Funny Tweets About The Weird Names Kids Give To Things

It's no secret that kids are super weird, but that's what makes them so precious. As we turn into adults, we lose some of the creativity we had as children. Luckily, our own kids are here to share their weird thoughts and ideas with us. Parents have been sharing the weird names their kids give to things on Twitter. Ladies and gents, presenting the leaders of the future below! 



funny tweets about the weird names kids give to things | thumbnail text - Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 ... My son referred to some lady's cleavage as her "crack in the front" & I just can never unhear this now. 8:46 PM May 12, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 24 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 151 Likes
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Parents Tweet About Their Kids' Creepy Imaginary Friends

Every parent wants their children to be as creative and curious as possible. After all, that's how they learn about the world. Kids don't usually use common sense, but rather their imagination, and don't get me wrong; it's a beautiful thing. But sometimes, especially when it comes to creating imaginary friends, things can get a little... creepy. Parents tweeting about the hilarious but bizarre imaginary friends their kids made up reveals how these 'friends' can have quite an impact on the rest of the family. Things went from cute to creepy real fast!

parents tweet about their kids creepy imaginary friends | thumbnail text - Beth Newell @bethnew Today my daughter told me one of her best friends is a dead girl named Hallie who hangs out at her daycare and hits her when she says bad words like "stupid." 3:46 AM · May 2, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 572 Retweets 296 Quote Tweets 17.2K Likes
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Funny Tweets About Kids Terrible Attempts At Making Jokes

Everyone loves a dad joke, but kid jokes, not so much. Sure, it's cute watching a kid make up a joke or rewording one they've heard elsewhere and totally butchering it. When you have to hear the same one over and over again, it loses its charm. Especially when you've got a million other things to do, and you emotional the emotional energy to funny them how funny they are for the millionth time in a row. Because parenting is exhausting enough without fake laughing a hundred times a day. If this sounds at all relatable to you, then you'll love these tweets from parents all about their kids' 'hilarious' jokes.



funny tweets about kids telling jokes | thumbnail text - The Dad ... THE DAD @thedad My son just learned about riddles, but also doesn't understand anything about riddles, so he keeps blurting out stuff like, "Why did the turtle cross the road? HE DIDN'T HE'S DEAD." 6:20 PM Sep 26, 2020 Buffer
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Funny Tweets Showing 'Flawless Kid Logic' No One Can Argue With

Being a parent means knowing better than your kids because you're an adult. Well, kind of. Adults might know more about the world than their offspring, but sometimes kids have a way of thinking that leads to flawless logic and reasoning that even the best jury couldn't argue with. And frazzled parents who have reached their maximum capacity for arguing with their kids' perfectly formed arguments and can't help but give in to whatever demands their kids have. And kids know exactly when their parents have reached that point. They're just taking advantage, the a**holes. These tweets show how kids' flawless logic can raise the blood pressure of any parents. No one is immune to the trials and tribulations of a know-it-all kid.

funny tweets showing kid logic no one can argue with | thumbnail Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 000 7-year-old: I don't want mashed potatoes. Me: They're just like French fries. 7: Then give me French fries. There's a flaw in her logic, but I can't find it. 9:04 PM Jan 14, 2020 - Twitter for Android 229 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 4K Likes
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Kids Describing Their Parent's Jobs: Funny Twitter Thread

One day, I was about seven-years-old when my dad brought me home a bunch of spare stationery from his office. We're talking highlighters, sticky notes, pens, and a stapler. The next day, I went to school and told my teacher that my dad's job was a 'pen tester,' and he sat all day testing out pens to see if they work. His actual job? A marketing director. Oh, to be that blissfully naive again. The phrase 'truth from the mouth of babes' is a reality that many parents live each day. Someone Tweeted, "My friend's daughter was asked by her teacher what does her mother do for a living. Miss thing said move papers around and talk on the phone. My friend is a judge." It received thousands of likes and shares, with people responding with similar funny examples of what they think their parents do for a living. Kids really do say the darndest things!



kids describe their parents jobs in funny twitter thread | thumbnail Text - Household Government @LadyBugAssassin My friend's daughter was asked by her teacher what does her mother do for a living. Miss thing said move papers around and talk on the phone. My friend is a judge. 9 11:03 PM Oct 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 14.8K Retweets 678 Quote Tweets 130.5K Likes >
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Some More Real Cute, Wholesome Kid Quotes

Ahhh, kids. They really know how to test our patience. But with all the nerves they get on, they do also have their cute moments. Kids R The Best Screenwriters is the hilarious page that collects the most adorable, funny, and wholesome real quotes from real kids. It's fascinating to get an insight into small kids' minds and see how their brains work, all through listening to the tidbits they share. So scroll through the latest collection, which is bound to put a smile on your face.

funny real quotes from little kids | thumbnail Text - Night Quote Naomi (5yrs): Mom, dying sucks. Mom, curious: Why? Naomi: Because if your nose itches, there's nothing you can do about it! EKids R the best screenwriters SEND US YOUR KIDS' QUOTES!
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Teachers of Reddit Reveal Stupid Reasons Children Were Tattletales

Being a teacher is one of the noblest professions - being underpaid and overworked, to ensure that the next generation gets an education. But it's also a profession that comes complete with its challenges, including dealing with little kids' pettiness. Tattletales are an inevitable part of working with children, but sometimes teachers are presented with simply ridiculous scenarios. A Reddit thread asking teachers for the stupidest reasons a kid has told on someone else will provide you with endless entertainment and make you feel sorry for the teachers who had to mediate the scenarios these kids presented to them. Kids, eh?



stories from teachers of stupid reasons kids were tattletales | pretzel90210 2.4k points 9 hours ago "He said bad word standing right next him and didn't hear anything Well can read his mind."
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Parents Reveal Things Their Children Did, Suggesting They Lived Past Lives

Kids say some crazy things, which make us laugh and roll our eyes. But sometimes, kids say some super creepy stuff which can weird you out and make you question everything. A Reddit thread asking parents to share things their kids did, which suggested they may have lived a past life, revealed some truly terrifying answers. Scroll through for some creepy stuff and decide whether you think these kids are speaking from the beyond.

parents children past lives kids creepy weird the past | fridayfridayjones 1.3k points 3 years ago my sister 3 she would go on and on about her brother, Brian all girls, and don't know where she would have heard name. But all, Brian does this Brian and used do on and on. Thinking Brian an imaginary friend asked her where Brian now. She said "he's dead am, too bomb got us and our house is gone Very weird.
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Artist Adds Brilliant Illustrations To The Funniest Things Kids Told Their Parents

Ever wondered what would have happened if kids will write screenplays? Brutally honest, funny, sometimes naive screenplays? Well, a new Facebook page called Kids R the best screenwriters takes real quotes from real kids, present them as scenes from a play and adds brilliant illustrations to add some extra fun. 

Here are some of the best quotes we found there, you are more than welcome to send them you kid (or grandson) quote and be featured there.


funniest quotes from kids | Yoav (3 Mom used be thin. Mom: And am now Yoav: Happy! Kids R best screenwriters SEND US KIDS' QUOTES! | DAD Mom and Roni (3.5) are playing 'House Roni be Dad, but don't shout at BY EKids R best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES
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Kids Breakup Letters Are Pretty Dramatic

Getting dumped is pretty brutal, however old you are. There's never a good age to be told by your SO that they no longer wish to be with you. At least when you're an adult you can (hopefully) use some tact when you're breaking up with someone and spare some of their dignity. But when it comes to kids, they have no filter and are brutally honest with the reasons for their breakups. Here are some breakup letters written by kids and they sting just to read them!

kids breakup letters dramatic funny pictures relationship boyfriend girlfriend dumped | my mom says be boyfriend and girlfriend can't anymore So will have break UP PS breath Stinks too
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Parenting Tidbits: Couple Adds Illustrations to The Funniest Kids Quotes

Kids R The Best Screenwriters has finally debuted in English! A page filled with hilarious and adorable quotes from real kids everywhere! 

The brilliant page was originally created by Israeli married couple Assaf and Sarit Katz. They are both managing the community and creatives, while Sarit also creates all the graphics and original illustrations for everything within their successful page! The talented duo have 3 daughters and around 7 years ago, they began to document their kids insights within a notebook. 

Assaf decided to share a few of those insightful quotes on Facebook and it wasn't long until Kids R The Best Screenwriters became a huge success in Israel! Not only is the page wildly successful, there is also a published best-selling book based on the quotes, the quotes were featured in the Kids Museum and Assaf runs a successful lecture titled, "To Think Like A Kid."

These real quotes provide an insight into the whimsical mind of children, and while most times it's funny and nonsensical, it's also often smart and quite frankly, very honest. As many of you know, kids have no filter. And we're sometimes grateful for that purity and honesty. 

Follow Kids R The Best Screenwriters on Facebook for more laughs! And if you have a kid who said something you think is worth sharing -- send it their way (via Facebook messenger) for a possible feature! 

 

kids quotes funny cute facebook hilarious honest real lol | Ouch Tamar 5 Mom are and Dad still growing? Mom: No honey done growing. Tamar: So why do always say This is too small, now This doesn't fit anymore BY Kids R best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTE
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