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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Kids at bedtime are like a nine page food blog for a simple ramen noodle recipe 3:12 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 800 Likes

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funny parenting tweets about their kids using tiktok | thumbnail text - Jessie ... @mommajessiec Of course my kids don't pay attention to me. I'm not a 30 second TikTok video that makes absolutely no sense. 5:12 PM · Dec 4, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 91 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 525 Likes

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funny relatable tweets from parents about raising 'threenagers' | thumbnail text - Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks Threenager: (noun) A three year old with all the emotional instability from the terrible twos but with more of a vocabulary, mixed with the rebellious attitude of a teenager. 3:36 PM May 21, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 79 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 353 Likes

Relatable Tweets From Parents About The Struggles Of Raising A 'Threenager'

Funny tweets from parents showing how seriously their kids take birthdays | thumbnail text - *sigh*clops @aotakeo ... My daughter turned 5 today. She is currently having a meltdown bc she "still looks 4" 7:12 PM Feb 7, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 194 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 3,083 Likes

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funny tweets about the difficulties of raising teenagers | thumbnail text - Christi Lukasiak ... @ChristiLukasiak How is it that my teenager feels free to scroll through my phone, check out my entire camera roll and read every last one of my text messages, but has a literal stroke if I make eye contact with her lock screen? 3:29 AM Jan 8, 2019 · Twitter Web App 168 Retweets 32 Quote Tweets 3,834 Likes

Funny Parenting Tweets About The Struggles Of Raising Teenagers

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parents tweet about their kids creepy imaginary friends | thumbnail text - Beth Newell @bethnew Today my daughter told me one of her best friends is a dead girl named Hallie who hangs out at her daycare and hits her when she says bad words like "stupid." 3:46 AM · May 2, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 572 Retweets 296 Quote Tweets 17.2K Likes

Parents Tweet About Their Kids' Creepy Imaginary Friends

kids describe their parents jobs in funny twitter thread | thumbnail Text - Household Government @LadyBugAssassin My friend's daughter was asked by her teacher what does her mother do for a living. Miss thing said move papers around and talk on the phone. My friend is a judge. 9 11:03 PM Oct 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 14.8K Retweets 678 Quote Tweets 130.5K Likes >

Kids Describing Their Parent's Jobs: Funny Twitter Thread

parents children past lives kids creepy weird the past | fridayfridayjones 1.3k points 3 years ago my sister 3 she would go on and on about her brother, Brian all girls, and don't know where she would have heard name. But all, Brian does this Brian and used do on and on. Thinking Brian an imaginary friend asked her where Brian now. She said "he's dead am, too bomb got us and our house is gone Very weird.

Parents Reveal Things Their Children Did, Suggesting They Lived Past Lives

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