Why flirt when you can roast?

You know you got a good one when they say "I love you" and "where tf you get them clown shoes??" all in one breath.

If she gives you ice for that epic burn, you give her a wedding ring.

What even IS love without a light roast??

You prefer a light to dark roast romance served piping hot.

To love someone with all your heart while simultaneously think they are the most annoying person on the planet is true love.

You need some ice for that burn, honey?

Don't expect any mercy from the person who's meant to live with you for the rest of eternity.

Love needs to roast over an open fire to thrive.

You love ‘em and you wanna roast ’em—that's a good relationship. We're back at it bringing those witty couples who love to roast fresh and funny memes to enjoy . The kind of couples who will greet each other with an epic burn and then be hella romantic. It's the dream, really. We've said it before, you can't roast just any ‘ole body. You can only roast those who you’re really close with. You wouldn't roast someone you just met, they don't know you're just messing with them, they'd probably just…

It's like dating a Sour Patch Kid: First they're sour, then they're sweet.

We are way past our cutesy newlywed phase.

Sometimes you have to say 'I love you' and other times you need to roast their silly new hat.

There's nobody else I'd rather roast.

A toast to the couple who roast!

One surefire way to get your crush's attention is to roast the heck out of them. You're welcome.