EXCUSE ME- He asked for no pickles..

Only couples who can riff with each other will understand.

What even is love? For real. Like, Hollywood makes it seem like it's all flowers and chocolates or either trauma and heartbreak. But in real life there are a lot of grey areas. Those grey areas feel more like what love is in real life, right? You can't just constantly be romantic and shower bae in compliments 24-7. That sounds hella annoying. But can't just be a jerk and mess with bae all the time like you're some frat boy. What we think makes a beautiful love is finding someone you can truly r…

So does this mean the wedding is off?

It's a big moment in a relationship when you can start roasting each other.

If you don't roast them, how will they know you love them?

It's not mean... It's romantic!

In what delusional world does a text from an ex at 2AM get a couple back together to have a renewed happy relationship??

A romantic poem for your soulmate: "There's nothing I love more than that big AF head of your's."

Why flirt when you can roast?

You know you got a good one when they say "I love you" and "where tf you get them clown shoes??" all in one breath.

If she gives you ice for that epic burn, you give her a wedding ring.

What even IS love without a light roast??

You prefer a light to dark roast romance served piping hot.

To love someone with all your heart while simultaneously think they are the most annoying person on the planet is true love.

You need some ice for that burn, honey?