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Funny, But Savage Breakup Lines To End Your Next Relationship

Gone are the days when a good pickup line was all you needed for a relationship. Sure, that witty opener might help you get started, but did you ever think about what you'd say if it ended? Nowadays, it's all about the creative breakup lines. Because, if you're starting your relationship in style (and by that, I mean total cringe-ness), then you might as well finish it with one too. Redditors are sharing their wittiest best breakup lines, that even Casanova would be proud to use. Which is your favorite? Or better yet, what's your go-to line?

funny breakup lines to use when you next dump someone | Text - giantcabbage_ 72.1k points · 22 days ago · edited 21 days ago O E O 4 a & 63 More They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you
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Kids Are The Ultimate Savage Roasters (18 Tweets and Posts)

Kids are the ultimate savage roasters because they're honest and don't hold back. At all. 

But it does make for some funny and interesting stories! And for that, we are grateful. 

If you're in the mood for more everyday kid shenanigans that parents have to deal with, check out these tweets from this week!

kids roast funny tweets | Pwynce Wyn @WynRichards My 6yo daughter just caught getting out shower looks like minion 32 9:42 PM Aug 26, 2016
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People Roasting Disney Villains On The Internet

If you didn't grow up with Disney, you didn't have a childhood. There, I said it. 

And although everyone has their favorite Disney hero, we all secretly have our favorite Disney villain. The ones we love to hate. Whether it's Jafar, Scar, or an evil stepmother, there are a few classic baddies who made our childhoods what they were. But no one ever really calls them out on the manipulative behaviors that we took as a given. Until now. Below are a collection of ruthless roasts on our favorite Disney villains. How many do you agree with?

roasting disney villains internet twitter tumblr cartoons | Nix E. Harrow @AlixEHa'row if jafar had simply paid aladdin fairly for his services rather than backstabbing him he could've had it ALL in the first 20 minutes of the movie. pay your freelancers
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Liars Who Got Shamefully Called Out On The Internet

You can pretty much claim anything on the internet, whether it's the truth or total nonsense. Most times, you can get away with posting false information, but sometimes you'll get called out on your bullsh*t, like the people below. And when it happens publically, there's no coming back from such a public roasting. 

liars called out internet shameful liar roast public | Replying No, our universities infested with Communists went my sons graduation U O Eugene. His history professor started off his speech hate America 10:29 PM 12/12/19 witter iPhone 1d v Replying am chair history department at University Oregon and conduct our graduation ceremonies. This did not happen. 8 27 17 155
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Tumblr Users Ruthlessly Roasting The USA

Tumblr is a breeding ground for roasting battles. Say something ridiculous, and you'll get burned. And for these people who started roasting the USA, they got back as good as they gave. Check out what the rest of the world thinks about America, courtesy of these Tumblr posts. 

Tumblr users roast USA US ruthless burn users | moami as german kid Used wonder why our radio stations like play american national anthem so much until friend explained Country Roads Take Home is not fact guys' national hymn
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Kevin Porter Asks Twitter To Roast Ellen Degeneres And Donates Charity In Return

Celebs are doing all sorts of great things to raise money for Coronavirus relief these days. Whether it's donating to local food banks or providing medical supplies to hospitals, times like this show just how much good you can do with a big following. Kevin Porter decided to jump on the bandwagon, but his method was rather... unique. His tweet requested people to provide insane stories about Ellen Degeneres being mean, promising to match each one with a $2 donation to @LAFoodBank. Here's what happened...

Kevin Porter charity Ellen twitter roast money donations kindness coronavirus COVID-19 funny tweets | Kevin T. Porter @KevinTPorter Right now all need little kindness know, like Ellen Degeneres always talks about! She's also notoriously one meanest people alive Respond this with most insane stories heard about Ellen being mean l'll match every one w 2 LAFoodBank
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28 Kids Who Have Mastered The Art Of Savagery In These Much Too Honest Tweets

Kids are known to have no filter and be honest. Brutally so. Here are some of the most savage things kids have said to their parents. 

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