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funny tweets about petty ways couples get revenge during fights | thumbnail text - URSULA ... @3sunzzz My husband pissed me off so when he wasn't looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He's been fixing it for the past 2 hours. 4:09 PM · Oct 12, 2019 · Twitter for Android 3,615 Retweets 461 Quote Tweets 23.8K Likes

Funny Tweets About Ways Couples Get Revenge During Fights

Relationships bring out the pettiness in us
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Funny reddit thread about BF rating GF | thumbnail text -  r/AmItheAsshole · Posted by u/pinkselena 2 hours ago AITA for being angry at my boyfriend after he told his friend I'm an 8? I recently bought my bf some new clothes and lots of people have been complimenting him on his new look. He used to dress like a bum but now looks presentable. A few days ago he was gaming while I was in the shower. He was talking to a friend and when I came out I overheard their conversation (it was on loudspeaker

Woman Fuming At Boyfriend For Rating Her Less Than A Perfect Ten

I'm clearly an 11
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dating a worm twitter thread | thumbnail text -ashhhh ... @heatherly_A Replying to @roastmalone_ if he wouldn't keep me wrapped around his finger and take me for walks I

If He Wouldn't Love You If You Were A Worm, He Ain't It, Sis (Twitter Thread)

We should be the only worms in our boyfriends' lives.
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Tweets That Will Hit Home If You're Super Duper Single | thumbnail text - Sara K. Runnels @omgskr Can't believe on top having full- time job, trying stay healthy, being social worrying about our hot-ass planet also have do little swipes on my phone maybe find nice man who uses correctly Andy Richter @AndyRichter A fun thing to do on a first date would be to get a large fake tattoo on your neck featuring your date's first and last name

Tweets That Will Hit Home If You're Super Duper Single

Single as a pringle
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people tweet about the stupid, recurring arguments they have with their spouses | thumbnail text - Rebecca Johnson ... DEFENSE OF BLA LIFE @rjohnson83 Replying to @rabiasquared Husband likes to hit snooze for a solid hour. I like sleeping for the entire hour and not being woken up 6 times (every 10 mins) during it and just setting the alarm for the correct time, not an hour early. He "can't wake up that fast". That's the 15 year (and counting) fight. 5:10 AM Jan 9, 2020 · Twitter for Android 502

People Tweet About The Stupid, Recurring Arguments They Have With Their Spouse

Ahh... marriage bliss
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marriage memes which burst the bubble of marital bliss | thumbnail text - Wife: Don't be too rough with the kids Husband: Ok Also Husband: XSHOT When my wife tries to come in the kitchen while l'm cooking

Marriage Memes Which Burst The Bubble Of Marital Bliss

When 'I love you' just isn't enough
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funny tweets about the realities of long-distance dating | thumbnail text - hoeboi ... @brownnmunda people in long distance relationship be like "can u moan again, your mic cut out" 12:22 PM - Sep 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 230 Likes

Relatable Tweets About The Realities Of Long-Distance Dating

The ups and downs of LDRs
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marriage tweets from people who are so over their spouse | thumbnail text - Lil Bit @LizerReal Get married so you can passive aggressively give your spouse the janky silverware at dinner when you're mad. 7:14 PM Jun 1, 2021 · Twitter Web App 274 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 1,873 Likes

Savage But Funny Tweets About Married Life

The joys of marriage, eh
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Funniest Relationship Tweets For People Considering The Single Life

Guaranteed to make you laugh, cry or both. Just in case you have missed our previous list, here's a link.
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Funny tweets about dating apps and relationships | thumbnail text - Melly @jellymellybeann I hate dating apps Today 5:56 PM I was going to call you beautiful, but beauty's on the inside and I haven't been inside you yet!

Singles Protest Everything Wrong With Dating Apps

Back on the dating app grind
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relatable tweets about sharing bed with your partner | thumbnail text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry My husband rolled over and open mouth snored directly into my eyes last night if you're wondering how we keep the magic alive. 1:44 AM · Dec 12, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

Relatable Tweets About Sharing A Bed For Anyone Stuck With A Snoring Partner

The less romantic side to relationships
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funny tweets about the illogical reasons couples get mad at each other | thumbnail Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Crazy how I get yelled at for not fluffing a pillow just right when I get off the couch but my wife's tube of toothpaste looks like a grizzly bear used it. 4:25 AM Jun 30, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 36 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 342 Likes

Funniest Tweets About The Illogical Reasons Couples Get Mad At Each Other

'My wife just yelled at me for yawning too loudly.'
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relatable marriage memes | thumbnail text - Wife: *shares incredibly important information* Husband: I think I got it. But just in case. tell me the whole thing again, I wasnit listening.

Marriage Memes Which Are All Too Relatable

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funniest relationship tweets we saw this week - thumbnail text - Dan Regan ... @Social_Mime Do you know many things a married couple can disagree about when they're preparing a salad together? Twenty three, the answer is twenty three. 2:46 PM · Aug 14, 2021 · Twitter for Android 47 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 302 Likes

Week's Funniest Relationship Tweets, Reminding Us Why It's Easier To Stay Single

Because Twitter is cheaper than therapy
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Saw This Week

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The Pettiest Things People Do To Piss Their Partners Off When They're Annoyed | thumbnail text - Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa My husband got a remote control for our Christmas tree lights and I haven't seen him this happy since our first child was born. So it seemed only fitting that I gave my oldest the honor of hiding the remote from him last night when he pissed me off.

The Pettiest Things People Do To Piss Their Partners Off When They're Annoyed

It's called Karma
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