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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (October 23, 2020)

Our romantic relationships are a hugely important part of our lives and take up a lot of our time. Through the highs and the lows, the fights, and the makeups, every couple goes through the same thing, even though you may sometimes feel alone. These funny relationship tweets will remind you that Twitter is on your side, but most importantly, you're right, and he's wrong. Always.

funniest relationship tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Lil BOO @LizerReal Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing because that's the soundtrack to the rest of your life.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (October 10, 2020)

It's time to dive into your weekly haul of the funniest relationship tweets we came across over the past seven days. Anyone in a relationship knows that while the good times are great, the bad times can push you to the edge of your sanity. So why not vent your frustrations on Twitter, where you can get all the sympathy you need. Check out these gems, and then here are last week's in case you missed them.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Jude D @heyitsJudeD Just squeezed my own boob and sighed hard in case your wondering how my sex life is going
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (October 9, 2020)

Relationships are great when they're going well, but it's hard to be enthusiastic when it's not all roses. We're talking about the times when your other half drives you so crazy you want to kill them; you can probably relate. And so can all the people who take to Twitter to vent out their relationship woes. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, which will hopefully make you feel less alone in your own struggles and give you a laugh at the same time. Oh, and here are last week's in case you missed them.


funniest relationship tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - ThreeTimeDaddy @threetimedaddy My wife wants another dog. I don't want another dog. So we sat down and discussed it in detail and it turns out we've been on a waiting list for 4 months
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (October 2, 2020)

Another week has gone by, which means we've had seven days to collect the funniest relationship tweets we could find. And, as ever, we found a great collection. Because when you arm someone whose other half is driving them crazy with a Twitter account, the results are brutal. 240 characters might not sound like a lot, but its plenty to vent about the ups and downs of your relationship. Scroll through, enjoy, and then check out last week's haul in case you missed it.




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry Marriage teaches us lots of things. Today my husband learned that the dish towels go in the kitchen
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (September 25, 2020)

Nothing makes a relationship easier than venting about it on Twitter, and we sure know how to find the funniest ones. Each week we treat you to the funniest relationship tweets we found over the past seven days, and this week's are just as good as ever. Tuck in on this twitter feast, and then check out last week's when you're done. 

funniest relationship tweets we saw this week - Text - Jude, sexy siren of the south @heyitsJudeD My husband asked me what l'd like for my birthday Is 'a divorce' an appropriate answer? Asking for me.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (September 18, 2020)

Relationships - can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. And if you're living with one, you can bet someone is going through the same frustrations that you are. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets that we came across, collected, and put in a handy list for you to scroll through and relate hard. And when you're done, here are some more. You're welcome!


funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic | Text - Goats? @Gooooats It's unfair of my wife to assume that I'm the one who absentmindedly put the milk away in the cereal cabinet. I mean, I definitely did it, but she shouldn't just assume.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (September 11, 2020)

It's that time of the week again, where we bring you the funniest relationship tweets we found over the past seven days. It's all fun and games being in love until your partner drives you so crazy that you have to vent about them to the world on Twitter. Can't live with them, can't live without them, eh? Then, there's the single folk out there who are happily unattached and not getting frustrated by anyone. The grass is always greener. Anyway, enjoy these twitter gems and then check out last week's in case you missed them.


funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic | text - Satirical Mommy @MommySatirical Marriage tip: if your wife repeatedly asks why something is where it is - "It's not bothering anybody" is NOT the correct response
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (September 4, 2020)

Ah, love. Can't live with it, can't live without it. I'm sure you can relate to the feeling of your significant other driving you up the wall, but also not knowing what you'd do without them. Well, one way to let out your feelings of utter frustration is simply by Tweeting about them; there's nothing like some sympathy from strangers on the world wide web to make you feel heard. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, and when you've finished with these, check out last week's in case you missed them.


funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet @cheers27402373 I've never been to hell, but I once hung out with a newly engaged couple who called each other 'Babe' every 5 minutes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 28, 2020)

Twitter is the best place to vent about your relationship. You're guaranteed to get the support, encouragement, and validation you so desperately seek while simultaneously entertaining the masses. It's a win-win! Check out this week's funniest relationship tweets, and then head over to last week's haul, just in case you missed it.

funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband and wife arguing about who will die first and why | Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking my wife and argued last night about which one us will be dying first and why each think other will die first officially run out things discuss
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 21, 2020)

Sometimes, you just need to vent about your significant other. Sure, you love them, but god do they drive you up the wall. Of course, Twitter is the best place to do it, and there's nothing like a bunch of funny relationship tweets to brighten up your day. Right? I thought so. Scroll through these gems and then check out last week's lot in case you missed them.

funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband acting like a grown man and a child | Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My husband: l'm grown man. Please stop treating like child. Also my husband: Can find my jacket hungry need nap.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 14, 2020)

It's the weekend baby! And that can only mean one (of many) things: we're back with a new batch of funny relationship tweets! Yes, that's right, we've scoured Twitter and collected this week's funniest Tweets about love, and a lack thereof. Scroll through, enjoy, and then check out last week's haul in case you missed them. 

funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband stealing covers and wife sending him downstairs so she can steal them back
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 7, 2020)

If you can't laugh your way through your relationship, then it's probably doomed from the start. Life is tough, and having someone who you share humor with, is everything. These people are showing us through the power of Twitter, the highs, the lows, and everything in between about relationships, all through humor. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, and when you're done, take a look at last week's in case you missed them. 

funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about marriage is finding that one person whose breathing doesn't make you want to murder them
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (July 31, 2020)

All's fair in love and war... on Twitter! Twitter is the place for people to vent, brag, and everything in between, all about their love lives for the world to see. We love a funny relationship tweet, and because we love sharing too, here's a bunch of them for you. Oh, and here's last week's funniest relationship tweets in case you missed them. 

funniest relationship tweets - cover pic wife complaining about energetic husband | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 hate my husband wakes up with too much energy just want relax. He's all Let's clean garage, let's go Lowe's get new BBQ, let's paint bathroom about "let's get divorce 8:45 PM Jul 26, 2020 Twitter iPhone >
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Love and humor go together like peanut butter and jelly. 

That's probably the real secret for good long-lasting relationships. 

Enjoy these relationship tweets as we think they are pretty dang funny.  

Craving for more? check out our last week's list too

Funniest relationship tweets | Jodi @jodixmaloneyx Why do boys ask wearing" as if sit around sexy lingerie all day? l'm my penguin onesie are wearing 6:43 pm 17 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 59.7K Retweets and comments 430.7K Likes >
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Tweets About The Realities Of Married Life

We're back with some more hilariously honest tweets about the reality of married life, and they're more relatable than ever! Between the arguments, the pettiness, and the ridiculous moments, our other halves can drive us crazy. But these Tweets show that there really is love when you look hard enough!

funny tweets about the reality of marriage - cover pic about finding a black thong in your bed, asking your husband, but it's a face mask | Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Just found black thong tucked inside my bedsheets knew didn't belong so alled my husband over ask wth is. So anyway funny story turns out thong looks lot like face mask.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Relationships are a long and sometimes bumpy road. But couples who can find some humor in the day-to-day annoyances, disagreements and quirks of married life are more likely to go the distance.

These brutally real relationship tweets will make you laugh like no other. 

If you're into more of these jokes, check out our last week's list as well. 


Funniest Relationship Tweets | James @CaucasianJames dudes dress up nicer golf than they do dates 8:52 pm 14 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 29.4K Retweets and comments 298.5K Likes >
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