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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 22, 2021)

Relationships are a long and sometimes bumpy road. But couples who can find some humor in the day-to-day annoyances, disagreements, and quirks of married life are more likely to go the distance. Love and comedy go together like peanut butter and jelly. Or, like wine and ice cream. Or, Netflix and chill. You get the point; they're meant to be. This fresh batch of funny but brutally real relationship tweets will make you laugh like, roll your eyes, and make you want to check out last week's haul when you're done.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jessie 00 @mommajessiec I saw a man at the grocery store taking pictures of different containers of yogurt and I didn't need to look for a wedding ring to know he's married. 4:38 PM Jan 15, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 405 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 4.2K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 15, 2021)

Relationships have their ups and downs. Sure, therapy is a great way to process your feelings, but it's expensive as f*ck. Twitter, on the other hand, is free. So when you need to rant about your partner who is driving you crazy or complain about being so single that you're starting to grow cobwebs down there (speaking for a friend, of course), then tweeting about it can be almost as therapeutic as therapy. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, where all the highs and lows of love get penned in 280 characters or less.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Melissa Mason 000 @_melissamason_ Fuckboys in 1813 It is because I regard you so highly that I cannot marry you. 10:54 AM Jan 13, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 27.8K Retweets 2.6K Quote Tweets 192.3K Likes Sparkle Pants @DontCome4Me_Boo Husband: wanna have s- Me: no H: paghetti for dinner? Me: o0oh. Yes. 12:25 AM Jan 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 154 Likes
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Women Reveal The Biggest Red Flags They Ignored In Relationships

Aah, that blissful feeling of being in love — it's a beautiful thing, but it doesn't come without its complications. At one point or another, many of us will have found ourselves in questionable relationships where we put up with behaviors we shouldn't have—speaking for a friend, of course. The rose-colored glasses we wear in relationships can blind us to some pretty glaringly obvious red flags, which we can only see clearly once the relationship has ended. On the bright side, we can use them as learning experiences of what not to ignore when it comes to our next relationship. A tweet asking people to share the biggest red flags they ignored in relationships has revealed some hilarious responses, which might make you relate to any previous sh*t shows you dated in the past. What were some red flags you ignored?



people share the biggest red flags they ignored in relationships | thumbnail Text - obj @objsucks 000 what's the biggest red flag you ever ignored? i'll start. i dated a guy who drank vodka milks. not white russians. vodka with ice and whole milk. that's on me. 11:42 PM Dec 27, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 12.5K Retweets 13.5K Quote Tweets 326.4K Likes, Thank Dog! M @Stephanie_KJ 000 Replying to @objsucks I dated a guy who used to share a single chocolate with his mother in the evening after su
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Funniest Tweets About The Illogical Reasons Couples Get Mad At Each Other

If you're in a relationship, then you'll remember the honeymoon phase all too well. Those weeks (or months if you were lucky) at the beginning of the relationship, where you were blinded by love and your partner could do no wrong. But pretty quickly, you probably went from worshipping the ground they walk on to wanting to kill them for the way they breathe. Or blink. Or sit quietly and exist. If you can relate to this, then these tweets about the 'illogical' reasons people got mad at their partners will hit you at all levels.

funny tweets about the illogical reasons couples get mad at each other | thumbnail Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Crazy how I get yelled at for not fluffing a pillow just right when I get off the couch but my wife's tube of toothpaste looks like a grizzly bear used it. 4:25 AM Jun 30, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 36 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 342 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 8, 2021)

We're starting the new year off with a bang by throwing some of the funniest relationship tweets we've seen so far in 2021 your way. Here's to a new year of hilarious Twitter interactions when it comes to all things romance related. May the Twitter gods shine their light down on us and continue to provide us with weekly laughs at the expense of other people's love lives. Amen.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Rachel McCartney 000 @RachelMComedy Kim and Kanye getting divorced right now is the first time they've read the room in five years 2:17 AM - Jan 6, 2021 - Twitter for Android 20 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 793 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of 2020

Navigating relationships can be challenging at the best of times but throw a global pandemic into the mix, and you've got yourself a whole new level of stress. This year's funniest relationship tweets are just more examples of how the trials and tribulations of love can test us to our absolute limits. And they also prove how therapeutic it can be to vent about them on Twitter. 2020 has been a total sh*t show for most people, and it's reflected in our relationships. Whether you're married, single, or in a situationship, 2020 will have shown you a thing or two about love. Here are the funniest relationship tweets we came across in 2020.



funniest relationship tweets of 2020 | Thumbnail Text - Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz my girlfriend just asked me why I still pay rent for my apartment when I spend every night at her place so now I have to come up with an answer that somehow doesn't include the phrase "breakup insurance" 1:02 AM Dec 29, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 11.6K Retweets 1.1K Quote Tweets 314K Likes
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Funny Tweets About Dating In 2020

Dating in 2020 as been a total sh*t show. Between zoom dates, socially distanced walks, and trying to fall in love with people over text, starting new relationships has taken somewhat of a back seat this year. These tweets accurately sum up the dumpster fire that has been 2020 for love, dating, and relationships. Or their lack thereof.

funny tweets about dating in 2020 | thumbnail Johnny ACABnik @jlazebnik attention: due fear getting coronavirus will not be having boyfriend at this time is only reason! please do not believe rumors no one is interested" or make very difficult love
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Husbands Hilarious Tweet About Marriage

Men and women both experience marriage very differently. And of course, by that I mean, the wife is always right, and the husband is always wrong. They say a happy wife equals a happy life, but just how true is that? We found some of the funniest tweets about marriage from husbands who know a thing or two about where they stand in the relationship. If their opinion is anything to go by, then a happy wife does indeed bring a happy life.

husbands hilarious tweets about marriage | thumbnail Text - Dude-Bro Dad @thedadvocate01 My wife managed to open a jar of pickles herself and I am now nonessential. 11:04 PM · May 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (December 25, 2020)

The trials and tribulations of love and relationships are enough to drive anyone crazy. That is why married people, all the single ladies, those of us in situationships, and anyone who is just trying their best to get a date can relate to these funny relationship tweets. Because when your love life is falling to pieces, you might as well vent about it on Twitter.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt how do I have intimacy issues and trouble being vulnerable in relationships when my dumbass is also out here oversharing on twitter dot com for complete strangers 24/7 7:44 AM Dec 23, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 349 Retweets 22 Quote Tweets 5.1K Likes >
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Tweets From Women Who Are Annoyed With Their Husbands (December 20, 2020)

Husbands are great when they're doing what we need. Full cooperation? He can stay. Piss us off? There's the door, my friend. These tweets from women who are frustrated with their husbands might strike a chord with you and make you either grateful or less alone in your plight of having a frustrating husband.




Tweets from women who are frustrated with their husbands | thumbnail Text - Rachel Sobel @whinecheezits My husband has piles miscellaneous documents on every flat surface in our home, infinite clothing living on a decorative bench in our bedroom and is currently hoarding a box of pens from 2005...and he just asked if I knew I had 3 open coffee creamers in the fridge. Pray for him. 1:56 AM Dec 17, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 7 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 128 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (December 18, 2020)

Oh, the joys of relationships. Whether you're single, married, in a long-term relationship, or in a complicated situationship with a f*ck boy, these tweets will speak to your soul. We scour Twitter each week for the funniest relationship tweets you can relate to, and this week's haul is just as good as the rest. So dig in, and then check out last week's in case you missed it.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Annie Hamilton @ANNIE_HAM HAVING A CRUSH IS JUST BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR OWN MANIA 12:42 AM Dec 13, 2020 · Twitter Web App 303 Retweets 106 Quote Tweets 5.8K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (December 11, 2020)

Relationships have their ups and downs, but venting about your love problems on Twitter makes them a lot more bearable. Each week we collect the funniest relationship tweets we came across over the past seven days, and it's like a free therapy session and a comedy routine all in one. Whether you relate to them or not, these relationship tweets are bound to keep you entertained.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Florida Woman @KrystiPryde dated a man for 4 years and he once left me a very romantic note in my work bag about how much he loves my blue eyes which was unbelievably sweet except that my eyes are green 4:29 PM · Dec 9, 2020 from Brooklyn, NY Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1.8K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (December 4, 2020)

The ups and downs of a relationship can drive you crazy, and nothing feels better than having a right old vent when your significant other is driving you up the wall. So what better place to do it than Twitter? Each week, we scour the internet for the funniest relationship tweets we could find — AKA, the best relationship vents, and put them together for you in this handy list. Scroll through for some entertainment, and then head over to last week's list in case you missed it.





funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell what's the german word for getting dumped 30 minutes into a 2 hour covid testing line & you're in the car together?? 7:37 PM Dec 1, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 3.2K Retweets 708 Quote Tweets 144.6K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 27, 2020)

Relationships are a ball when they're going well, but when they're not, well... that's why Twitter was invented. Because why keep your relatonship gripes private when you can broadcast them for the world to read? The entertaining people of Twitter never let us down when it comes to quips about the trials and tribulations (and sometimes the mushy side) of love, relationships, and everything that comes with it. Here are the funniest relationship tweets we came across this week.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert Do like yelling Get married
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 20, 2020)

Tina Turner once famously sang, "What's love got to do, got to do with it"? Well, everything. The thing about love is that we can't live without it, but boy, oh boy, can it drive us up the wall. Whether you're happily single or pining for someone you can't have, or whether you're in a messy situationship or happily married, love affects us all. So here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, which bring some humor and a positive spin on that tricky little thing that we call love. All, from the big wide world of Twitter




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer I survived my first day sharing an office with my husband. I give our marriage two maybe three months tops. 2:41 AM Nov 11, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 55 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 13, 2020)

Sometimes, the only way to distract yourself from your romantic perils is to post them on Twitter and laugh about them with the rest of the world. It doesn't matter whether you're single, married, or in some weird situationship; everyone can relate to our weekly selection of funny relationship tweets. Enjoy this week's haul, and then look at some more for further love-related humor.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer Husband, "I'm going to the store, do you need anything?" Me, "A bottle of champagne." Husband, "Oh, I got you one yesterday." Me, "I said what I said." 11:56 PM Nov 5, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 139 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.5K Likes <.
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