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Funniest Tweets About Marriage We Saw Last Month

Marriage is the ultimate happily ever after. Two lovebirds have been lucky enough to find someone to have and to hold from this day forward. For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, and to cherish till death do us part… unless of course, they kill each other first. "Happily" married couples take to Twitter on a weekly basis to put their partners on blast for the whole world to see.

funniest marriage tweets we saw last month | thumbnail text - Robert Knop ... @FatherWith Twins A couple of our wine glasses broke, and I bought slightly smaller ones to replace them. I don't think my wife has ever been this mad at me before. 2:43 AM Feb 19, 2021 - Twitter Web App 25 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 126 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 26, 2021)

Ah, love. Can't live with it, can't live without it. It's all fun and games until your partner drives you so crazy that you want to kill them. Instead, try venting about them on Twitter. Whether it's your husband, your wife, your BF or your f*ck buddy, there's nothing like some sympathy from strangers on the world wide web to make you feel heard. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, and when you've finished with these, check out last week's in case you missed them.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Ely Kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl my husband just called me cranky which is sad for him because l'd already secretly decided we could have sex tonight and now instead I'm gonna make him watch gossip girl 4:01 AM Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 11.1K Retweets 1,730 Quote Tweets 261.2K Likes
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Memes For Those Who Are Single And Ready To Mingle

If you're happily loved up in a relationship, then don't bother scrolling down. Or, if you want to be super mean and send these memes about being single to all your single friends, then please continue. But, if you're single as a pringle, and looking to mingle, then these memes are for you. They might make you feel even more alone than you already are, but hey, misery loves company. Amirite ladies? But also, men suck, so you do you, enjoy singlehood, and be grateful you don't have to look after a manchild. 

memes you'll relate to if you're single and ready to mingle | thumbnail text - How lonely are you? Me:, Everyone else is in a relationship, and I'm just sitting here like
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 19, 2021)

Relationships can be hard work. Being in love is great and all, but always having to consider someone else can be exhausting. Luckily, Twitter is here for people to vent out their relationship struggles and entertain the masses at the same time. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, where people lay bare all of their love-related drama for the world to see. And here are last week's in case you missed them.



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Marriage Memes Which Are All Too Relatable

Marriage usually means ever-lasting love—except for the 50% of marriages that end in divorce, of course. But for the marriages that do work out, they take a lot of hard work and commitment. Sure, they are full of love, but it's not pure romance all the time. These memes will speak to your soul, whether you're married or divorced. They'll remind you of the trials and tribulations that marriage brings, but also of the joy and love that comes with it too. Sometimes. 

relatable marriage memes | thumbnail text - Wife: *shares incredibly important information* Husband: I think I got it. But just in case. tell me the whole thing again, I wasnit listening.
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People Tweet About Their Weirdest, Most Awkward First Dates Ever

Almost every person has been on or will go on a bad date at some point in their life. I believe that awkward dates are a natural part of life, much like gravity and sunset. If you've done well enough to avoid one until now, I commend you. Honestly, you have dodged one of life's greatest bullets. But if you have a plethora of lousy date tales to tell, then welcome to the club. It's a magical place. Another Valentines Day has just come and gone, and if, like me, you were sat at home without a valentine, then these tweets about people's 'Weird, uncomfortable, funny, awkward, and ultimately entertaining' bad dates, will make you feel better about being single.

people reveal their weirdest dating stories | thumbnail text - texasblonde @texasblonde22 Replying LizerReal Went meet guy stopped and sat on bench. He grabbed my keys and started playing with my pepper spray and pepper sprayed himself face. Date over.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 12, 2021)

This time of year is hard to navigate when it comes to relationships. Valentines Day can either remind you of how incredibly single you are or, it can remind you of how much your partner drives you crazy if you're in a relationship. Of course, it can also remind you of how much you love your partner, but you can see yourself out. Thank you very much. I'm not bitter about being single at all. Promise. Anyway, here are this week's funniest relationship tweets that we found. Happy (or not so happy) Valentines Day to you all.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland ... Annual reminder that heart shaped pizza is less pizza for the same amount of money. 4:07 PM · Feb 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 277 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 2,405 Likes
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People Tweet About The Stupid, Recurring Arguments They Have With Their Spouse

Marriage means being with one person forever—aside from the 50% of marriages that end in divorce, of course. And forever is a long time, so it's only natural for the quirks that you found cute about your partner at the beginning of the relationship will start to grate on you as time goes on. And so begin the recurring arguments, about the same old thing every. Single. Damn. Time. If you think your marriage is unique because you can't get away from these fights, think again. A viral tweet asking people for 'the stupid, recurring arguments you and your spouse just cannot, will not stop having,' has shown just how common some issues are in marriages. 

people tweet about the stupid, recurring arguments they have with their spouses | thumbnail text - Rebecca Johnson ... DEFENSE OF BLA LIFE @rjohnson83 Replying to @rabiasquared Husband likes to hit snooze for a solid hour. I like sleeping for the entire hour and not being woken up 6 times (every 10 mins) during it and just setting the alarm for the correct time, not an hour early. He "can't wake up that fast". That's the 15 year (and counting) fight. 5:10 AM Jan 9, 2020 · Twitter for Android 502
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 5, 2021)

It's been a long year for couples because quarantining with your significant other can really put your relationship to the test. Equally, it's not easy to be alone during these times. Spooning yourself to sleep isn't practical. Or so I've heard—not speaking from experience at all. But whatever your situation, you have to laugh about it, right? Luckily, these brutally real relationship tweets will make you giggle like no other. And if you're into these tweets, check out our last week's list as well.


funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobry ... I don't know who needs to hear this but before when you find old yellow teeth in your husbands car and accuse him of being a serial killer, always make sure there's not an empty bag of corn nuts on the floorboard 6:10 PM Jan 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 64 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 258 Likes
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Relatable Tweets About The Realities Of Long-Distance Dating

Anyone who has been in a long-distance relationship knows how tough it can be. Phone sex gets kind of boring after a while, spooning yourself to sleep is impossible, and FaceTime dinner dates pale in comparison to the real thing—especially if you have bad wifi connection. But not everyone is fortunate enough to live with, or even in the same city or country as their partner, and these tweets accurately sum up the relatable difficulties of maintaining a long-distance relationship.



funny tweets about the realities of long-distance dating | thumbnail text - hoeboi ... @brownnmunda people in long distance relationship be like "can u moan again, your mic cut out" 12:22 PM - Sep 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 230 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 29, 2021)

If you're ever feeling down about your love life, turn to Twitter, and you'll immediately feel better. Reading through a bunch of funny people moaning about the trials and tribulations of their relationships—or lack thereof—will either make you grateful to be single, realize that your significant other isn't that bad, or feel less alone in your relationship drama. Either way, you're guaranteed a laugh, so here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, and here are last weeks in case you missed them.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Jessie @mommajessiec ENGAGED: Netflix Chill MARRIED: Netflix WHERE IS REMOTE? ARE SITTING ON REMOTE? GET UP
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Funniest Tweets About Marriage We Saw Last Week

Marriage has its ups and downs, but now, relationships stand to test their strength more than ever. We all know that love and humor go together like peanut butter and jelly, and that's probably the only secret for good long-lasting relationships worth knowing about. These funny tweets about marriage are guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, or both because they're oh-so- relatable.

funniest tweets about marriage we saw last week | thumbnail Font - Jawbreaker ... @sixfootcandy My husband just shushed me. He will be missed. 7:51 PM Jan 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 575 Retweets 36 Quote Tweets 4.9K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 22, 2021)

Relationships are a long and sometimes bumpy road. But couples who can find some humor in the day-to-day annoyances, disagreements, and quirks of married life are more likely to go the distance. Love and comedy go together like peanut butter and jelly. Or, like wine and ice cream. Or, Netflix and chill. You get the point; they're meant to be. This fresh batch of funny but brutally real relationship tweets will make you laugh like, roll your eyes, and make you want to check out last week's haul when you're done.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jessie 00 @mommajessiec I saw a man at the grocery store taking pictures of different containers of yogurt and I didn't need to look for a wedding ring to know he's married. 4:38 PM Jan 15, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 405 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 4.2K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 15, 2021)

Relationships have their ups and downs. Sure, therapy is a great way to process your feelings, but it's expensive as f*ck. Twitter, on the other hand, is free. So when you need to rant about your partner who is driving you crazy or complain about being so single that you're starting to grow cobwebs down there (speaking for a friend, of course), then tweeting about it can be almost as therapeutic as therapy. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, where all the highs and lows of love get penned in 280 characters or less.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Melissa Mason 000 @_melissamason_ Fuckboys in 1813 It is because I regard you so highly that I cannot marry you. 10:54 AM Jan 13, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 27.8K Retweets 2.6K Quote Tweets 192.3K Likes Sparkle Pants @DontCome4Me_Boo Husband: wanna have s- Me: no H: paghetti for dinner? Me: o0oh. Yes. 12:25 AM Jan 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 154 Likes
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Women Reveal The Biggest Red Flags They Ignored In Relationships

Aah, that blissful feeling of being in love — it's a beautiful thing, but it doesn't come without its complications. At one point or another, many of us will have found ourselves in questionable relationships where we put up with behaviors we shouldn't have—speaking for a friend, of course. The rose-colored glasses we wear in relationships can blind us to some pretty glaringly obvious red flags, which we can only see clearly once the relationship has ended. On the bright side, we can use them as learning experiences of what not to ignore when it comes to our next relationship. A tweet asking people to share the biggest red flags they ignored in relationships has revealed some hilarious responses, which might make you relate to any previous sh*t shows you dated in the past. What were some red flags you ignored?



people share the biggest red flags they ignored in relationships | thumbnail Text - obj @objsucks 000 what's the biggest red flag you ever ignored? i'll start. i dated a guy who drank vodka milks. not white russians. vodka with ice and whole milk. that's on me. 11:42 PM Dec 27, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 12.5K Retweets 13.5K Quote Tweets 326.4K Likes, Thank Dog! M @Stephanie_KJ 000 Replying to @objsucks I dated a guy who used to share a single chocolate with his mother in the evening after su
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Funniest Tweets About The Illogical Reasons Couples Get Mad At Each Other

If you're in a relationship, then you'll remember the honeymoon phase all too well. Those weeks (or months if you were lucky) at the beginning of the relationship, where you were blinded by love and your partner could do no wrong. But pretty quickly, you probably went from worshipping the ground they walk on to wanting to kill them for the way they breathe. Or blink. Or sit quietly and exist. If you can relate to this, then these tweets about the 'illogical' reasons people got mad at their partners will hit you at all levels.

funny tweets about the illogical reasons couples get mad at each other | thumbnail Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Crazy how I get yelled at for not fluffing a pillow just right when I get off the couch but my wife's tube of toothpaste looks like a grizzly bear used it. 4:25 AM Jun 30, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 36 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 342 Likes
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