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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Text - Karen Chee @karencheee The #1 thing I look for in dating is someone who always knows what they want to eat. I never know and I do not care and I just want it to be decided for me. I would like to date a school cafeteria 12:45 AM Nov 2, 2020 · Twitter Web App 208 Retweets 21 Quote Tweets 4.3K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 5, 2020)
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funniest relationship tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Lil BOO @LizerReal Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing because that's the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (October 23, 2020)
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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry Marriage teaches us lots of things. Today my husband learned that the dish towels go in the kitchen

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (October 2, 2020)
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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic | Text - Goats? @Gooooats It's unfair of my wife to assume that I'm the one who absentmindedly put the milk away in the cereal cabinet. I mean, I definitely did it, but she shouldn't just assume.

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (September 18, 2020)
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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic | text - Satirical Mommy @MommySatirical Marriage tip: if your wife repeatedly asks why something is where it is - "It's not bothering anybody" is NOT the correct response

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (September 11, 2020)
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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet @cheers27402373 I've never been to hell, but I once hung out with a newly engaged couple who called each other 'Babe' every 5 minutes

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (September 4, 2020)
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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband and wife arguing about who will die first and why | Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking my wife and argued last night about which one us will be dying first and why each think other will die first officially run out things discuss

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 28, 2020)
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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband acting like a grown man and a child | Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My husband: l'm grown man. Please stop treating like child. Also my husband: Can find my jacket hungry need nap.

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 21, 2020)
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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband stealing covers and wife sending him downstairs so she can steal them back

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 14, 2020)
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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about marriage is finding that one person whose breathing doesn't make you want to murder them

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 7, 2020)
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funniest relationship tweets - cover pic wife complaining about energetic husband | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 hate my husband wakes up with too much energy just want relax. He's all Let's clean garage, let's go Lowe's get new BBQ, let's paint bathroom about "let's get divorce 8:45 PM Jul 26, 2020 Twitter iPhone >

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (July 31, 2020)
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funny tweets about the reality of marriage - cover pic about finding a black thong in your bed, asking your husband, but it's a face mask | Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Just found black thong tucked inside my bedsheets knew didn't belong so alled my husband over ask wth is. So anyway funny story turns out thong looks lot like face mask.

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Funniest Relationship Tweets | James @CaucasianJames dudes dress up nicer golf than they do dates 8:52 pm 14 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 29.4K Retweets and comments 298.5K Likes >

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Funniest relationship tweets | Uwa Toyin jaynnedoe Idk if im ready marriage man .imagine getting home after long day and someone starts talking 1:57 am 4 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 71.2K Retweets and comments 392K Likes >

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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past The First Half of 2020 | kat @ratmobbs hate this pandemic if wanted waste my early 20s would have gotten married 2:17 am 1 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 111.5K Retweets 485.4K Likes >

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Funniest relationship tweets | craíg @bigguccicraigy she anemic and her iron man 7:01 pm 13 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone 106.8K Retweets 607.4K Likes >

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