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funny tweets about kids busting parents | thumbnail Text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy 000 I would never ever deface a book by tearing out a page. NEVER. But my 3 year old has started noticing when I skip pages during his bedtime story so now l'm kinda tempted.

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - hat Mom Tho 000 @mom_tho parenting young kids includes wishing they'd be quiet and anxiety rising when they are

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (October 25, 2020)

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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: It's National Daughter Day. 8-year-old: What did you get me? Me: Nothing. It's not a gift-giving holiday. 8: I'll remember that on Father's Day

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (September 29, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 Just when I thought we had turned a corner on this clusterfuck of a year, my daughter brought a recorder home from school.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 27, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking I can clean my car, vacuum it squeaky clean. Put my kids in. Give them absolutely nothing and there's 52 lbs of crumbs in the seats when they get out. This is how I know children are 98% made up of crumbs.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (September 22, 2020)

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me between 2 and 50 times and you're my 5yo getting out of bed at night.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 20, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week - thumbnail text - The Dad THE DAD @thedad feel so bad I annoyed my son by making him pause YouTube for 2 seconds so he could come get the sandwich I made and cut into perfect triangles for him, my little prince

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (August 15, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week- cover pic | Text - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards I'm 3 kids and 13 years into parenting and I went to bed last night like an idiot assuming my 6yo would sleep in because she was up late, and now I want to yell at my earlier self "that's not how it works you dumbass! You're in hell, remember?" But I won't because l'm an optimist

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet by mom about asking her 4-year-old kid to hold her beer | Not Nanny @not_thenanny brought my beer park and wanted do zipline so literally asked my 4YO hold my beer think just peaked at bad momming.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 16, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets - tweet about son who wiped booger on dads pillow | Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy My son wiped booger on pillow while were sitting on my bed watching TV. He saw my face and said Don't worry, Mommy Daddy's pillow guess 's fair. 7:11 PM Jul 31, 2020 Buffer

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 2, 2020)

funny tweets about bad ways parents apologize - cover pic tweet about parents ignoring then suddenly speaking to them again | @nour_xo789 Replying flstinifaerie *ignores 2-3 business days, huffing and puffing, not answering speak them, then magically starts talking

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Funniest parenting tweets | WTFDAD @daddydoubts Sure own kids are annoying, but have ever met other people's kids? 5:33 pm 4 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 241 Retweets and comments 1.2K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 13, 2020)

Funniest parenting tweets | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Self-confidence is my four year old asking turn off ceiling fan so he can show high he jumps. 4:40 pm 1 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 253 Retweets 1.7K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 5th, 2020)

Funniest Parenting tweets of 2020 | abena _fatcheeks If my kids ever tell they're BORED Imma hit them with" Back 2020 10:53 pm 11 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 99.8K Retweets 422.5K Likes

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Funniest parenting tweets | 27 Sarcastic Mommy Retweeted Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins Good news: My son cleaned his room Bad news: He found his harmonica 4:53 am 9 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone 247 Retweets 1.6K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (June 21, 2020)

parents tweet alone time funny twitter coronavirus quarantine parenting | Animal - Divergent Mama @Divergentmama Homeschooling Tip: if count Tiktok their rooms as kids music, dance and PE classes might get few hours alone peace.

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30-year-old man refuses to loan $15,000 to 33-year-old cousin's budding food truck business, family tries to guilt-trip him due to his success: "I thought you'd be more generous than that"

30-year-old man refuses to loan $15,000 to 33-year-old cousin's budding food truck business, family tries to guilt-trip him due to his success: "I thought you'd be more generous than that"

26-year-old daughter refuses to go on the family beach house vacation after 23-year-old stepsister demands to get the bigger room and dad agrees: ‘He said I was being territorial’

26-year-old daughter refuses to go on the family beach house vacation after 23-year-old stepsister demands to get the bigger room and dad agrees: ‘He said I was being territorial’

22-year-old girlfriend sells boyfriend's Magic the Gathering cards behind his back, he gets revenge by selling her shoes: "You don't play anymore"

22-year-old girlfriend sells boyfriend's Magic the Gathering cards behind his back, he gets revenge by selling her shoes: "You don't play anymore"

26-year-old's aunt demands that he give 19-year-old cousin his old car for free, she refuses to pay him due to his success: "She's always had this weird resentment toward me for getting out of our small town and doing well"

26-year-old's aunt demands that he give 19-year-old cousin his old car for free, she refuses to pay him due to his success: "She's always had this weird resentment toward me for getting out of our small town and doing well"

31-year-old pushes away birthday cake when she whiffs chocolate from it, 29-year-old baker friend leaves in tears despite knowing about friend's allergy: "She claimed to have forgotten about my issues with chocolate"

31-year-old pushes away birthday cake when she whiffs chocolate from it, 29-year-old baker friend leaves in tears despite knowing about friend's allergy: "She claimed to have forgotten about my issues with chocolate"

Neighborhood mom gets blamed for "loading kids up on sugar" at her 6-year-old's birthday party, despite no one telling her food preferences: "I can't read minds"

Neighborhood mom gets blamed for "loading kids up on sugar" at her 6-year-old's birthday party, despite no one telling her food preferences: "I can't read minds"

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