men vs women

Let's be honest; when it comes to men and women, no one has a clue what the other sex is thinking. Both assume they have some sort of insight into the others' psyche, especially when it comes to what the other finds attractive. But the reality is, it's all a guessing game and each is as clueless as the other. It's like the blind leading the blind. Thankfully, a recent Reddit thread asking men to share the things that women think turn guys on, but aren't as attractive or sexy as women think they are has shed some much-needed light into the brains of the male population. Feel free to take that with a handful pinch of sarcasm. Women, take note because you're about to enter the holy grail of man code. 

They say, "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," but we say, "hell hath no fury like a woman with a Twitter account who a man has wronged." It's like a modern-day romance novel, with some comedy gold thrown in. Here are the funniest women roasting men tweets we saw this week, where women drag men through the proverbial mud, with some sass and wit thrown in for good measure. And here are last week's in case you missed them.

If there are two things we love the most, it's women and humor; after all, it's what our page is all about. That's why never a week goes by where the funny women of Twitter fail to brighten up our day with their wit and sass. And the best news for you is that we've done all the hard work by scouring the internet for these gems; all you need to do is get comfortable and start scrolling. Welcome to this week's funniest tweets written by women, and here are some more for when you've finished.

You've heard of mansplainers, and you've heard of Twitter. But what happens when you put these two concepts together? An obnoxiously loud virtual boombox spewing bullsh*t you didn't want to hear today - or ever. You've tried to escape the mansplainers on every corner at work, college, subway, and even the grocery store. You can run, but you can't hide forever. With a keyboard at their fingertips, the mansplainer will inevitably find you.

Twitter provides the mansplainer creature with the outlet he's been looking for. The platform allows him to intrude on any conversation with his superior expertise, knowledge, and opinions, even though nobody asked for them. Here are the mansplainers of the Twittersphere - read it and weep, ladies!

So, it's commonly known at this point that women outlive men in almost every part of the world. I'm definitely not complaining, but it is interesting to think about why it might be that way. I'm sure there's a totally accurate scientific explanation for it somewhere, but conveniently #WomenLiveLongerThanMenBecause is already trending on Twitter so... I bet the true answer is there somewhere. Hehe.

Men and women are very different, and each one will probably always remain a mystery to the opposite sex. Especially when it comes to the struggles that each one goes through. Ladies, men will never understand us and our problems, even though they attempt mansplaining them at every chance they get, amirite? These women shared some of the everyday struggles they encountered, which men wouldn't know about, and I related hard to at least half of them.

It's that time of the week again, where we serve you another hilarious haul of women roasting men tweets. The wittiest women of Twitter who have had enough of men's nonsense take pen to paper (or fingers to keyboards) and vent out their frustrations in 280 characters or less. It should be evident to men now, but for the love of God, stop pissing women off because we will ruthlessly take you down. On Twitter, for all the world to see. Annoy us, and you'll get roasted in the ultimate hall of shame.

Has a man recently screwed you over? Are you a victim of general masculine wrongdoing? If so, I have just the remedy for you. Our latest haul of women roasting men tweets will instantly make you feel better about your sh*tuation, by realizing that so many other women are sick and tired of men and their ways. The women of Twitter roast men within an inch of their lives; they don't hold back on expressing their disappointment, and it makes for great entertainment. And when you're done with these, check out last week's collection in case you missed it.

Ah, Super Bowl Sunday - the one day a year where it's ridiculously obvious that you are pretending to care about football, and none of the guys will say anything about it because they're too focused on the actual game. For you, the theme of this national holiday is "sports, but make it sexy" in your cute little jersey (you're not exactly sure which player you're repping) and football eye black stickers. When the homies ask which team you're rooting for, the answer is simple - whichever team features Tom Brady, of course.

Even though you really tried to get into the spirit, slowly but surely, it becomes crystal clear to you that this isn't your kinda party. Here's why the Super Bowl Sunday surely sucks the life out of your vivacious body and spirit on an annual basis.

Men and women are very different. Yes, I know, we shouldn't generalize, but on the whole, women are a lot tidier than men and care more about the aesthetics of their living space. Ladies, if you live with your male partner, I'm sure you can corroborate. One woman, who was clearly sick and tired of the mess her boyfriend left in his personal space, shared a side-by-side picture of hers and her boyfriend's side of the bed on Twitter, captioning it, "my side of the bed vs my bfs side of the bed". Her tweet went viral and clearly struck a nerve with other women out there, who replied with similar pictures of their sides of the bed compared to their boyfriends. It seems like the generalization lives up to its' name...

It's that time of the week, where you get to sit back, pour yourself a glass of your favorite alcoholic beverage, and scroll through a bunch of hilarious tweets where women roast men into oblivion. The school playground is no longer the home of roasting battles; Twitter is the new virtual playground, and women are roasting men with zero mercy. As the adage goes, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned... on Twitter.

Christmas might be over, but sharing all these women's memes with you has me feeling like Santa. Funny memes for women are indeed the gift that keeps on giving. So scroll through this latest batch of women's memes and share them with all the women in your life who you know could benefit from a little pick-me-up. These memes are bound to put a smile on your face and evoke the feminine goddess inside of you.

Sometimes a woman just needs to vent about any annoying men who happen to be in her life. Whether it's in private to her friends or publically on social media, releasing pent up frustration can be a cathartic experience. Of course, we prefer when it happens on Twitter because 'women roasting men' tweets are our favorite kind of social media venting. Hell certainly hath no fury like a woman scorned...

I think I speak for most people when I say dating in 2020 has been an all-round sh*tty experience. I mean, as if the logistics of socially-distance dating or the nightmare of figuring out how to bubble up with your f*ck buddy during a pandemic wasn't stressful enough. When you throw some idiot men into the mix, and you've got yourself a whole new level of 2020 dumpster fire. Luckily, the Instagram account To The Guys I've (Kinda) Dated is here to the rescue. They help women get the closure they need by publishing open letters to the exes or almost exes who have disappointed them in some way, by naming and shaming them online. So ladies, if a certain f*ck boy has f*cked you over one too many times (and let's face it, one time is too many), then write them a letter and hope their mom or current girlfriend sees it. Here's to karma being a b*tch, and to the end of 2020.

Have you ever dated a man who was, how can I put this, less than satisfactory? Someone you wouldn't recommend to a friend, no matter how desperate that friend was? Well, then you're in good company because welcome to being a woman. And if you ever wanted to let those men know how short-changed you felt after dating them, then welcome to the Instagram account To The Guys I've (Kinda) Dated. They help women get the closure they need by publishing open letters to the men (exes or almost exes) who have disappointed them in some way. Each week we bring you a fresh batch of letters from women who wish to name and shame these men, giving them the karma they deserve.

Nowadays, finding a decent man can be a challenge. Between the f*ck 's boys, the guys with commitment issues, the mommy's boys, and the straight-up liars, women find themselves in a constant state of frustration. Instagram account To The Guys I've (Kinda) Dated helps women get the closure they need by publishing open letters to the men (exes or almost exes) who have disappointed them in some way. Together with them, we bring you a weekly collection of letters from these women, helping them name and shame their disappointing man. Here are this week's letters.