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Astrology Tweets That Both Are Off The Rails Yet Completely True| thumbnail text - $ @makeupbyshani. guys the way i found my actual birth time this week n im really a libra rising not virgo? nothing is real

Astrology Tweets That Are Completely Off The Rails Yet Completely True

The more you know, the harder it gets
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Chaotic Astrology Tweets To Amuse The Non-Believers| thumbnail text - Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot A psychic turns over a tarot card with a rainbow on it. 'Your destiny is to be eaten by a whale,' he says to you. 7:43 PM · Jul 9, 2021 · Borges Bot 199 Retweets 26 Quote Tweets 967 Likes

Chaotic Astrology Tweets To Amuse The Non-Believers

I see tears in your future, after I punch you
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Very Extra Astrology Tweets That Sum Up The Beginning Of Cancer Season| thumbnail text - jerm @notbaldanymore ... i dont even know what a retrograde is but i will be spending money today 9:57 PM · Jun 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 44 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 707 Likes

Very Extra Astrology Tweets That Sum Up The Beginning Of Cancer Season

Sun's out crab's out
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Drunk food based on your horoscope | thumbnail text - Jersey Shore and Date Movie

Best Summer Drunchies Food According To Your Horoscope

Drunchies are obvi connected to the stars
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Very Extra Horoscope Tweets For Any Casual Astrologers| Thumbnail text -

Very Extra Horoscope Tweets For Any Casual Astrologers

For those of us who could use all the guidance we could get
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Astrology Tweets Which Are So Extra It's Funny (April 25, 2021)| thumbnail text - O patty O @misspattyphatty if astrology isn't real, then why are you like that? 12:29 AM · Apr 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,575 Retweets 241 Quote Tweets 18.2K Likes

Astrology Tweets Which Are So Extra It's Funny (April 25, 2021)

The stars know too much
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Taurus Tweets To Officially Kick Off The Serene, Soothing Season Of The Bull

Cowabunga!
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Astrology Tweets Which Are Actually Really Funny If You Know Nothing About Astrology (April 18, 2021)| thumbnail text - - Terms of Virgo @VirgoTerms you piss a #Virgo off, you can forget about that treat they were planning to give you tonight. If 1:58 AM · Apr 17, 2021 · Astrologyzo 141 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 891 Likes

Astrology Tweets Which Are Super Funny For People Who Know Nothing About Astrology (April 18, 2021)

The less you know, the funnier these are
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Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets For People Who Don't Get It Either (April 4, 2021)| thumbnail text - vaby vahus: *+ @lunagiiselle •.. DO YOU HAVE THREE TO FOUR ACCOUNTS ON EACH SOCIAL MEDIA AND ARE YOU A GEMINI?

Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets Which Are So Extra It's Funny (April 4, 2021)

If these Tweets scare you, you're not alone
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Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets Which Are Unintentionally Funny (March 21, 2021)| thumbnail text - astro bully angie ... @teaxtarot ITS ARIES SEASON????? If u see me fighting someone please mind ur business! 3:18 PM · Mar 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets Which Are Unintentionally Funny (March 21, 2021)

Some people need a hobby and it shows
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Tweets About Astrology For People Who Don't Care About Astrology|

Funny Tweets About Astrology For People Who Don't Care About Astrology

Can somebody please explain what it means when they say Mercury is in gatorade
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women's weekly funny horoscope January 2021 | thumbnail Text - Weekly NO Nonsense Horoscopes Because astrology is cheaper than therapy | Cancer thought finally found perfect no-strings-attached relationship, but looks like FWB has caught feels Unfortunately far being on same page, so 's time jump ship before this hookup entirely destroys friendship beyond repair.

Mostly Nonsense, But Kind Of Accurate Weekly Horoscopes (February 1 - 7, 2021)

Because astrology is cheaper than therapy
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women's weekly funny horoscope January 2021| thumbnail Text - Cancer (June 21 - July 22) You've heard the word "no" so often recently that it's obnoxious at this point. But this is the week you've been waiting for - the week of YES! Expect to hear it everywhere and everywhere - YES to that promotion, YES to those vacation days, and SO MUCH YES in bed.

Mostly Nonsense, But Kind Of Accurate Weekly Horoscopes (January 25 - 31, 2021)

Because astrology is cheaper than therapy
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women's weekly funny horoscope January 2021 | thumbnail Text - Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19) In honor of the last hurrah of your birthday month, rev up your energy engines! In addition to working on many different projects simultaneously, you should be working on many different guys simultaneously too, because according to the stars, the more the merrier.

Mostly Nonsense, But Kind Of Accurate Weekly Horoscopes (January 18 - 24, 2021)

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women's weekly nonsense horoscope January 2021 | thumbnail Text - Text - Taurus (April 20 - May 20) A super shitty secret is gonna come to light this week in your social circle. Depending on how you handle this newfound truth may determine the dynamics of your friend group forever. No pressure though. XOXO, Gossip Girl.

Mostly Nonsense, But Kind Of Accurate Weekly Horoscopes (January 11 - 17, 2021)

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women's weekly nonsense horoscope | thumbnail Text - Saggítarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Your financial situation is the opposite of a good time. As you dive headfirst into your bills, be sure to also dive into a tub of ice-cream. There's nothing a tub of ice- cream can't fix. Trust me, I'm super tight with Ben & Jerry.

Mostly Nonsense, But Kind Of Accurate Weekly Horoscopes (January 3 - 10, 2021)

Because astrology is cheaper than therapy
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