Forgive us for being a little late with your horoscopes this month, but we've been busy bees. With July seeing the world getting into somewhat of a semblance of normality, we thought it was time to serve you a big ol' slice of reality pie. Therapy might be expensive, but star signs are not. So before you go investing in finding a shrink, check out what we have to say about your upcoming month. Pay attention, we know what we're talking about!
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The stars are a bit like your therapist, your best friend, and your mom; sometimes they have good advice. Other times, they really, really don't. Either way, reading your horoscope is cheaper than therapy, so here are your 100% factually (maybe) accurate predictions for June.
And in case you missed it, check out your April Horoscopes to see if anything has changed for you since then! Or, if your life is pretty much the same. Old. Cr*p.
The stars are a bit like your therapist, your best friend, and your mom; sometimes they have good advice. Other times, they really, really don't. Either way, reading your horoscope is cheaper than therapy, so here are your 100% factually (maybe) accurate predictions for April.
And in case you missed it, check out your March Horoscopes to see if last month brought you what you wanted!
The stars are a bit like your therapist, your best friend, and your mom; sometimes they have good advice. Other times, they really, really don't. Either way, reading your horoscope is cheaper than therapy, so here are your 100% factually (maybe) accurate predictions for March.
And in case you missed it, check out your February Horoscopes to see if the month of love brought you what you wanted!
The stars are a bit like your therapist, your best friend, and your mom; sometimes they have good advice. Other times, they really, really don't. Either way, reading your horoscope is cheaper than therapy, so here are your 100% factually (maybe) accurate predictions for February.
And in case you missed it, check out your New Year's Horoscopes to get a full overview of your 2020 zodiac signs.
It's 2020 and somehow we're in a brand new decade — how did that happen and where did 2019 go?!
The glistening clean slate of a brand new year beckons and those New Year's resolutions are begging to be written. They say that those who fail to plan, plan to fail, and quite frankly if you're not looking to the stars and planets for your resolutions inspiration, then what are you even doing?
We know how debilitating those holiday hangovers can be and just in case they've taken their toll on you, we're here to help motivate your New Year's resolutions. Check out these 100% factually accurate predictions for what the universe has in store for the new year, the new decade and the new you, and get writing!
