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Movie Couples That Just Needed Some Therapy To Survive| thumbnail text - victor Gaslighter Pro 9000 @childofuranus ... aries are the chihuahua of the zodiac I won't be elaborating 6:43 AM · 10/17/21 · Twitter Web App 177 Retweets 79 Quote Tweets 1,437 Likes

Astrology Tweets That Made Us Feel Confused But Also Like Rockstars

Rockstars, because astrology is about stars

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Y'all Don't Text, Mercury Is In Gatorade| thumbnail text - Logan ) @astropriestesss ... mercury retrograde is really mercury retrograding it's ass off right now 9:30 PM · 10/9/21 · Twitter for iPhone 5,003 Retweets 398 Quote Tweets 20.2K Likes

Y'all Don't Text, Mercury Is In Gatorade

Cheezcake can't come to the phone right now

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Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking| Thumbnail text - ava @avxxtarot mercury retrograde is just me fighting the urge to download tinder just to talk to people while I'm bored with the full intention of never pursuing anything or meeting them 7:33 PM · 10/2/21 · Twitter for iPhone 365 Retweets 109 Quote Tweets 2,901 Likes

Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking

Time to put that booty in retrograde

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Hilarious Astrology Tweets That We Definitely Got A Kick Out Of| Thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers Scorpio: I'm the saddest person who ever lived Therapist: ok relax 8:28 PM · 9/25/21 · Twitter for iPhone 819 Retweets 199 Quote Tweets 6,089 Likes

Extra Astrology Tweets That We Definitely Got A Kick Out Of

'You're in his DMs, I'm in his tarot reading'

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Astrology Tweets That Thoroughly Confused And Entertained us| Thumbnail text - hamza @hamzaxm88 her: omg what's your zodiac sign? me: baggatarius VETEM dara 7:32 PM · 9/17/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Thoroughly Confused And Entertained us

The perfect mixture

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Astrology Tweets That Are Scarily True, But Also Undeniably Extra| Thumbnail text - VIRGOGODDESSTM @VirgOGoddess915 "I miss you" Virgos: “nvm it was just a 99 moment of weakness" 9:07 PM · Sep 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,781 Retweets 354 Quote Tweets

Astrology Tweets That Are Scarily True, But Also Undeniably Extra

All astrologers have the potential to become the next Zodiac Killer

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Hectic Astrology Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny| thumbnail text - J. Cobb! @The_J_Cobb Replying to @jazminarias_ I told a horoscope obsessed bald coworker his "hairline was in retrograde." He didn't go to HR, but he promised to get back at me. It's been two years, and his threat looms over me every 99 day. 4:16 AM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Hectic Astrology Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny

No business whatsoever

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Crazy Astrology Tweets That We Found To Official Welcome In Virgo Season| thumbnail text - Vertebrate - Jindemiatrir *ONS MENALU j @theearthyvirgo Virgos are always stressing but not giving a sł t at the same time 3:46 PM · Aug 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone RATE R

Crazy Astrology Tweets That We Found To Officially Welcome In Virgo Season

Time to get organised people

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Reckless Astrology Tweets That Really Tell It How It Is| Thumbnail text - Astro Poets .. @poetastrologers Aries: Unless I'm in love I don't want to live Also Aries: Love is a lie get money 10:56 PM · Aug 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,104 Retweets 378 Quote Tweets 8,425 Likes

Reckless Astrology Tweets That Really Tell It How It Is

Watch out for the astrologers, they know too much

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The Cocktail You Should Indulge In This Week Based On Your Horoscope

The stars run every aspect of our lives

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Astrology Tweets That Are Straight Up Bonkers, But Addictive AF| thumbnail text -

Astrology Tweets That Are Straight Up Bonkers, But Addictive AF

Don't be afraid to get sucked in

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Silly Astrology Tweets That May Or May Not Make Sense, But Are Fun To Read| thumbnail text -

Silly Astrology Tweets That May Or May Not Make Sense, But Are Fun To Read

Your moon sign comes out when you're drunk

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Unhinged Astrology Tweets To Soothe, Warn, And Hype You Up| thumbnail text -

Unhinged Astrology Tweets To Soothe, Warn, And Hype You Up

Do with this info what you will

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Astrology Tweets That Both Are Off The Rails Yet Completely True| thumbnail text - $ @makeupbyshani. guys the way i found my actual birth time this week n im really a libra rising not virgo? nothing is real

Astrology Tweets That Are Completely Off The Rails Yet Completely True

The more you know, the harder it gets

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Chaotic Astrology Tweets To Amuse The Non-Believers| thumbnail text - Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot A psychic turns over a tarot card with a rainbow on it. 'Your destiny is to be eaten by a whale,' he says to you. 7:43 PM · Jul 9, 2021 · Borges Bot 199 Retweets 26 Quote Tweets 967 Likes

Chaotic Astrology Tweets To Amuse The Non-Believers

I see tears in your future, after I punch you

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Very Extra Astrology Tweets That Sum Up The Beginning Of Cancer Season| thumbnail text - jerm @notbaldanymore ... i dont even know what a retrograde is but i will be spending money today 9:57 PM · Jun 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 44 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 707 Likes

Very Extra Astrology Tweets That Sum Up The Beginning Of Cancer Season

Sun's out crab's out

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