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Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking| Thumbnail text - ava @avxxtarot mercury retrograde is just me fighting the urge to download tinder just to talk to people while I'm bored with the full intention of never pursuing anything or meeting them 7:33 PM · 10/2/21 · Twitter for iPhone 365 Retweets 109 Quote Tweets 2,901 Likes

Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking

Hectic Astrology Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny| thumbnail text - J. Cobb! @The_J_Cobb Replying to @jazminarias_ I told a horoscope obsessed bald coworker his "hairline was in retrograde." He didn't go to HR, but he promised to get back at me. It's been two years, and his threat looms over me every 99 day. 4:16 AM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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women's weekly funny horoscope January 2021 | thumbnail Text - Weekly NO Nonsense Horoscopes Because astrology is cheaper than therapy | Cancer thought finally found perfect no-strings-attached relationship, but looks like FWB has caught feels Unfortunately far being on same page, so 's time jump ship before this hookup entirely destroys friendship beyond repair.

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