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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 5, 2021)

Having a bad day? The funny women of Twitter will boost your mood. Having a great day? They'll make it even better. Why? Because no one's musings about life are more humorous than women's, who provide endless entertainment with their hilarious quips and complaints about everyday life. From telling us their outlook on the harsh realities of love, parenting, and everything in between, the funny women of Twitter are here to give us our weekly dose of laughs. Welcome to this week's batch of funniest tweets written by women, which are as amusing as last week's haul.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - b-cup joan holloway @reservoirpawgs Driving through the Midwest is just absolute nothingness and then every 70 miles you see "GOD IS REAL / HELL IS REAL TOO" followed by a sign for a store that sells XXL dildos 3:11 AM Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 7,970 Retweets 845 Quote Tweets 100.3K Likes
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (March 31, 2021)

Each week, we scour Twitter for the funniest women roasting men tweets, aka, where women unleash their fury at the men who piss them off. For some reason, we get immense satisfaction from scrolling through Twitter and finding ways that men have managed to, once again, drive women crazy. Thank goodness, women are good at many things, but roasting men is up there amongst our top talents. Welcome to this week's funniest women roasting men tweets.




funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan_ So embarrassing that men make more money than us. Have you ever met a man? 4:20 PM Mar 24, 2021 - Twitter Web App 1,842 Retweets 60 Quote Tweets 22.9K Likes
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 29, 2021)

We're back again with a fresh batch of tweets from the funniest women on Twitter we saw this week. As usual, they are full of hilarity, wittiness, and cutthroat humor. Whether it's about the harsh realities of love, the trials and tribulations of life, and everything in between, the funny women of Twitter have a lot to say about it. Because funny women are pretty much the only thing worth reading lately anyway, amirite?

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - helena @freshhel Sooo hot when a guy has a big weird chocolate factory and is not afraid to discipline other people's children 5:33 AM - Mar 25, 2021 Twitter Web App 16.5K Retweets 353 Quote Tweets 204.9K Likes
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Women Reveal The Worst Compliments They Have Received From Men

We love men, and they generally mean well. But sometimes the dumb sh*t that comes out of their mouth is ridiculous. I love compliments just as much as the next girl, but some dudes really don't know how to go about giving them. A Reddit user asked the women of Reddit about the worst compliments they ever received from men they were attracted to, and the responses were appalling. These guys need some tips regarding how to talk to women STAT. Scroll down for the most backhanded compliments from the opposite sex. 

Women on Reddit share the worst compliments they received from men they were attracted to | thumbnail text - dondavies954 1 day ago my high school crush said my mom was hotter than me& he couldn't wait for me to grow up "like that" it's been ten years, I look exactly the same
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (March 24, 2021)

The women of Twitter are at it again, putting the annoying men in their lives firmly in their place. Because hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and boy oh boy are these women scorned. They are pissed, they are armed with 280 characters and they aren't afraid to say exactly what they feel. And if we happen to get some entertainment out of it, then so be it. Welcome to this week's funniest women roasting men tweets, where women unleash their fury in full form! 


funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - misty @skedaddle74 If you'd like to know what a chainsaw dipped in jello sounds like you can ask my husband, he snores like one. 5:18 PM · Mar 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 29 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 99 Likes
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 22, 2021)

So often we hear guys saying, "Women aren't funny," but they really couldn't be more wrong. Or maybe they're just hanging out with the wrong women because damn their Tweets always get me good. If I was a man I'd probably be intimidated by how hilarious the women are on Twitter. Ahhh, maybe we just figured it out. Well if you're someone who thinks women can't be funny, enjoy these 'unfunny' tweets



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - mariana Z ... @mariana057 someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster, so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead. 12:47 AM - Mar 14, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 21.2K Retweets 1,944 Quote Tweets 287.5K Likes
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 16, 2021)

Women are funny AF. As a fellow woman, I would know. Twitter is a funny place for especially funny people, and the women of Twitter truly deliver on a weekly basis, if not daily. Naturally, we document funniest tweets penned by women for your enjoyment. Why go to a comedy club when you could read funny sh*t from the comforts of your couch? It's a win for lazy couch potatoes everywhere. Scroll down for this week's goodies. 


funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - abby govindan @abbygov I regret teaching my boyfriend about make up. I made a snarky comment to him and he goes "first of all, blend your contour before you come for me like that" 9:58 PM Mar 15, 2021 from Tucson, AZ Twitter for iPhone 1,253 Retweets 85 Quote Tweets 42.6K Likes
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 15, 2021)

With the world still finding its way through all of this madness, we need all of the humor we can get to pull us through. Luckily, the hilarious women of Twitter provide us with endless comedy through their hilarious musings of the world. Each week we collect some of the funniest tweets written by women that we saw over the past seven days, and as always, this batch doesn't disappoint. The funny women of Twitter are truly the gift that keeps giving.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Kate McKean ... @kate_mckean When I sign an email "Yours" it's not a term of endearment- it means this email is now yours l'm done with it get it away from me. 10:33 PM Mar 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 10.6K Retweets 540 Quote Tweets 97.3K Likes
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (March 11, 2021)

The ruthless women of Twitter have been on fire this week. OK fine, they're on fire every week, because that's only because men continue to piss us off on a regular basis. But if it gives us premium content at the same time, then it's a small sacrifice we're willing to make. Welcome, to this week's funniest accounts of women roasting men on Twitter. It's the comedy gold you need in your life. 




funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Adrian ... @adrianmyreality So many women wanting a man who could find the clit, I'm just looking for one that will vacuum the house once a week. 2:38 AM - Mar 11, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 222 Likes
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 9, 2021)

One of our favorite things to do is scan through the funny women of Twitter as they throw their jokes around, battling for first place as the funniest tweeter that week. Because let's face it, funny women to Twitter is what PB is to J, Sex is to the City, and Gin is to Tonic. You get it; they're the perfect pair. So sit back, peruse through this week's funniest women tweets and share it with all the women in your life. Because women appreciating women is what it's all about. 



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - anya .. @veryanya [eating probiotic yogurt while on antibiotics] okay now battle 5:47 AM Mar 4, 2021 · Twitter Web App 28.1K Retweets 909 Quote Tweets 327.7K Likes
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Reddit Women Reveal Honest Morning Thoughts

The only thing worse than mornings? Monday mornings. Unless of course, you're one of those chipper early-bird-gets-the-worm people, and if so, tell me your secrets. A Reddit user took to the platform to ask women what their thoughts look like in the morning, and the answers did not disappoint. Check out the best of the thread below. 

Female Reddit users discuss their first thoughts in the morning | thumbnail text - My god, I need a good fucking. Shit, I woke up.
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (March 3, 2021)

When it comes to women expressing how they feel about men, they don't usually hold back. Especially, when it comes to roasting them. Because ladies, let's admit it, sometimes it feels like men are trying to piss us off on purpose. And even when they're not, they have a special skill of grinding our gears anyway. So when women take to Twitter to vent about the annoying men in their lives, and about men in general, we're there, front row, center seat, to watch the slaying begin. Welcome to this week's funniest examples of women roasting men tweets



funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - MomTransparenting @momtransparent1 If a man sneezes in the forest and no woman is around to hear it, does he still act like he's dying? 11:00 PM · Mar 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 64 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 525 Likes
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 1, 2021)

If you're ever looking for some quick entertainment, the funny women of Twitter never fail to deliver. Their everyday musings about life's trials and tribulations are full of wit, sass, and spunk, bringing a smile to our face and laughter to our day. Funny women and Twitter go together like PB&J, copy and paste, and Ben & Jerry—they are the perfect pair. Here are this week's funniest tweets written by women, and last week's are just as amusing if you want even more.

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - sydney battle @SydneyBattle ... as a depressed adult i can't rave enough about "popcorn dinner" 8:52 PM Feb 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 5,468 Retweets 726 Quote Tweets 79.6K Likes
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (February 24, 2021)

They say, "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," but we say, "hell hath no fury like a woman with a Twitter account who a man has wronged." It's like a modern-day romance novel, with some comedy gold thrown in. Here are the funniest women roasting men tweets we saw this week, where women drag men through the proverbial mud, with some sass and wit thrown in for good measure. And here are last week's in case you missed them.



funniest women roasting men tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - abby govindan @abbygov ... I used to think I hated cuddling but I'm starting to think I just hated my ex boyfriend 12:49 AM - Feb 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,147 Retweets 363 Quote Tweets 54.9K Likes
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (February 22, 2021)

If there are two things we love the most, it's women and humor; after all, it's what our page is all about. That's why never a week goes by where the funny women of Twitter fail to brighten up our day with their wit and sass. And the best news for you is that we've done all the hard work by scouring the internet for these gems; all you need to do is get comfortable and start scrolling. Welcome to this week's funniest tweets written by women, and here are some more for when you've finished.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Emma Ketchum ... @emmaketchup7 Wasn't planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are 6:47 AM - Feb 17, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 95.6K Retweets 2,015 Quote Tweets 714.9K Likes
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (February 17, 2021)

It's that time of the week again, where we serve you another hilarious haul of women roasting men tweets. The wittiest women of Twitter who have had enough of men's nonsense take pen to paper (or fingers to keyboards) and vent out their frustrations in 280 characters or less. It should be evident to men now, but for the love of God, stop pissing women off because we will ruthlessly take you down. On Twitter, for all the world to see. Annoy us, and you'll get roasted in the ultimate hall of shame.




funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - becca slack ... @ohboybeccaslack men will have 500 cult classics on dvd and 1 towel. 8:48 PM · Feb 10, 2021 - Twitter Web App 9,803 Retweets 2,045 Quote Tweets 159.7K Likes
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