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Funny Comic About The Power Of Women's Reassurance

Us modern women are powerhouses; we do it all. But juggling motherhood, careers, husbands, boyfriends, and our own sanity can be draining, and it's not always easy to give everyone the undivided attention they deserve. And so, sometimes, a simple "good job" has to suffice, even when it does not deserve praise in the damn slightest. From reassuring our kids that their artwork is better than Picasso to convincing our husbands that we didn't fantasize about Brad Pitt when after our standard fortnightly missionary romp, we spend a lot of our lives saying "good job," even when the job was not a good one. Daniella London Dekel has captured the power of a woman's reassurance in this heartwarming and funny comic.

funny comic about a mom and wife saying "good job" to husband and kids | thumbnail includes three images of woman saying good job Text - good job!
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 30, 2020)

Welcome to your weekly serving of Twitter's funniest women. These are the ladies who know how to succinctly share their quick wit with the world to brighten your day. Each week, we scour the internet for these gems, and each week we never fail to be impressed. Funny women and Twitter; name a more iconic duo!



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp no i'm not hungry enough for a full meal! instead i will have eight half-meals while standing up 1:41 AM Nov 25, 2020 · Twitter Web App 523 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 10.7K Likes <>
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Funny Animation Illustrates The Endless Choices Of A Woman

Ah, that utterly relatable moment we've all had of standing in front of the mirror, contemplating whether we have the energy or motivation to get a little more in shape. Because sitting next to the same guy on the sofa for 20 years can take its toll on a woman. On the one hand, he's driving you crazy; someone new and exciting would be nice. Perhaps someone who doesn't expect you to pick up their socks from the floor or who doesn't snore like a rhinoceros every. Single. Damn. Night!

On the other hand, do you have the energy and effort it would take to get naked for another man? Nah, probably not. Maybe in another lifetime. Artist, Daniella London Dekel has captured that sweet moment of realization in this short, relatable, and funny comic.


funny animation about woman looking in mirror and deciding not to get divorced | thumbnail includes two images of a woman standing in front of a mirror inspecting her body OK, so won't get divorce
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 23, 2020)

Funny women and Twitter are the perfect pair. Like a glass of wine with The Bachelor. Or heartbreak and ice cream. So each week, we scour the internet for the funniest tweets written by women so that if you're having a bad day, you can scroll through these for some light-hearted humor. And then, you can look through last week's haul for some more hilarious women jokes. It's just the gift that keeps on giving.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp Baby carrot inventor: ok so the idea is we make tiny little carrots Investor: eh.. Baby carrot inventor: BUT we make sure they are always soaking wet Investor: you've got yourself a deal 9:09 AM Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 1.1K Retweets 38 Quote Tweets 22.1K Likes >
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 16, 2020)

Our weekly list of 'Funniest Women Tweets' is always a winner. How could it not be when we collect some of the funniest female minds out there and compile them all in one handy list for you? The women of Twitter are the perfect blend of hilarious, witty, and snarky, and this week's haul is no different from all the others. Welcome to this week's funniest quips by the brilliant women on Twitter.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Karen Chee @karencheee I'm not saying my grandparents *worship* me, that would be crazy. I'm just saying they have 8 pics of me around the apartment and only 1 pic of jesus 6:34 PM Nov 9, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 153 Retweets 21 Quote Tweets 7.1K Likes
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 9, 2020)

Funny women and Twitter go together like PB&J. Like macaroni and cheese. Like salt and pepper. OK, enough of the food analogies, you get the point... they go together well. They're partners in crime. And each week, we bring you the funniest women tweets we came across over the past seven days. This week's haul is as good as the last, and the one before that because funny women with a Twitter account will always be a treat.




funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Rachel @femaleredhead "are you ok?" no, the sun is setting before 5pm 12:07 AM Nov 3, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 18.5K Retweets 479 Quote Tweets 57.8K Likes >
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 2, 2020)

Twitter is a place for funny people to gather and throw their jokes around as they subconsciously battle to win first place as the funniest tweeter that week. And no one's musings are more humorous than women's, who provide endless entertainment with their life observations in 280 characters or less. With that said, here is this week's roundup of the funniest tweets written by women for you to scroll through. And last week's provide some great entertainment for when you're done with these.



funniest women tweets we came across this week - Text - taylor garron @taylorgarron i'm getting hotter as i'm getting older and that is because i always return the shopping cart to its proper home 7:57 PM Oct 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 2.4K Retweets 68 Quote Tweets 14.1K Likes
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 26, 2020)

Each week, we scour Twitter and compile some of the funniest female musings we found over the past seven days. We like to think of it as paying homage to the epic women who make the internet whole and who fill our days with laughter. Enjoy this week's haul of funniest tweets written by women, and then check out the last lot in case you missed it.


funniest women tweets we came across this week | Text - Rachel @femaleredhead god (creating me): here's the ability to be funny sometimes me: omg thank you! so i guess i'll be pretty happy then god: LOL wow, you are funny
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 19, 2020)

Here are this week's funniest tweets written by women. During these trying times, humor gets us through, and not much beats a funny woman with a Twitter account. So scroll through, check out the comedy that women bring to the world and then check out last week's funniest tweets by women in case you missed them.




funniest women tweets we came across this week | jodie @jodieegrace can't believe tik tok teens have just discovered yoga pants and they're calling them flared leggings hate here
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 12, 2020)

The women of Twitter never fail to bring us joy and laughter, and we love sharing our happiness with you. So here's your weekly haul of the funniest women's tweets that we saw over the past seven days. We do the work, and you do the laughing. Oh, and here are last week's in case you missed them.

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text Onyx @Allanah_Morales Y'all remember principals used sit our classes our teachers became fake nice af day lol
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Funny Tweets Written By Women

Another week of the sh*t show that is 2020 has passed, and the funny women of Twitter have a lot to say about it. So here's this week's funniest women tweets for your entertainment, and when you've finished scrolling through these, here's some more to keep you going. Because funny women are pretty much the only thing worth reading lately anyway, amirite?


funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Jessie @mommajessiec Sex is cool, but have you ever been running late and the person you're meeting texts they're running late?
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 28, 2020)

Arm a bunch of funny women with Twitter accounts, and you've got yourself endless entertainment. We've compiled the funniest tweets written by women we saw this week in one handy place for your convenience. Scroll through, have a chuckle, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.

funniest women tweets we came across this week | ABOLISH THE POLICE @dada_issues i was in a sex store today and this girl walked in, looked at me and went "hello, where are the strap ons?" like girl i don't work here but aisle 12
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 23, 2020)

The well-known adage, "Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman armed with a Twitter account," has neven been more accurate. And this week's collection of women roasting men on Twitter are here to prove it. We've scoured the internet for the funniest tweets of women unleashing all their fury onto men, and they're as brutal as ever. And when you're done with these, here's some more to keep you entertained!

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week - Text - Roxi Horror @roxiqt WOMEN: When I had my IUD inserted, I blacked out from the pain but it wasn't a big deal MEN: Condoms are uncomfy :( If I have to wear one, this is going to be the worst day of my life :(
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 21, 2020)

We're back with your weekly catch of the funniest tweets written by women over the past seven days, and as usual, they don't fail to disappoint. A venting woman is funny at the best of times, but when she's limited to 280 characters, every word counts, so you can be sure it will be golden. Scroll through these nuggets of humor, and then scroll through some more when you're done. Twitter is the gift that keeps on giving!






funniest women tweets we came across this week - Text - Rachel @femaleredhead girls be like "happy birthday to the craziest person i know" and it's just sarah
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 16, 2020)

We're back with a fresh haul of women roasting men tweets, and they're as fabulous as ever. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially a woman who has Twitter. So Scroll through, relate and laugh at these scathing reviews of men by women and then check out last week's selection for even more humor.




funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Text - Alyssa Schoener @alyssa_schoener I once asked this guy why he was ignoring me when I clearly showed interest in him and he responded with "when did u show interest in me?" Like hm idk maybe when I had sex with u
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Funny Twitter Thread On How Some Men Apologize

A sincere apology means owning your mistake, acknowledging what you did wrong, and putting plans in place to ensure it doesn't happen again. This is the best way for the person you've wronged to see how sincere you are and to be able to trust you again. But some people aren't very good at apologizing, especially men. Twitter user @aj_fairley tweeted, "Apologize like a man...GOOOO" and the results from women are golden. Let's just say that the women of Twitter aren't too impressed with the apology skills (or lack thereof) of the men in their lives. Check out their hilariously relatable responses below.





funny texts about men apologizing Text - Lemon of Lime @EMaietta Replying to @aj_fairley *pretends nothing happened* Oh, you're still mad? I thought we were past that
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