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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 26, 2020)

Each week, we scour Twitter and compile some of the funniest female musings we found over the past seven days. We like to think of it as paying homage to the epic women who make the internet whole and who fill our days with laughter. Enjoy this week's haul of funniest tweets written by women, and then check out the last lot in case you missed it.


funniest women tweets we came across this week | Text - Rachel @femaleredhead god (creating me): here's the ability to be funny sometimes me: omg thank you! so i guess i'll be pretty happy then god: LOL wow, you are funny
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 19, 2020)

Here are this week's funniest tweets written by women. During these trying times, humor gets us through, and not much beats a funny woman with a Twitter account. So scroll through, check out the comedy that women bring to the world and then check out last week's funniest tweets by women in case you missed them.




funniest women tweets we came across this week | jodie @jodieegrace can't believe tik tok teens have just discovered yoga pants and they're calling them flared leggings hate here
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 12, 2020)

The women of Twitter never fail to bring us joy and laughter, and we love sharing our happiness with you. So here's your weekly haul of the funniest women's tweets that we saw over the past seven days. We do the work, and you do the laughing. Oh, and here are last week's in case you missed them.

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text Onyx @Allanah_Morales Y'all remember principals used sit our classes our teachers became fake nice af day lol
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 5, 2020)

Another week of the sh*t show that is 2020 has passed, and the funny women of Twitter have a lot to say about it. So here's this week's funniest women tweets for your entertainment, and when you've finished scrolling through these, here's some more to keep you going. Because funny women are pretty much the only thing worth reading lately anyway, amirite?


funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Jessie @mommajessiec Sex is cool, but have you ever been running late and the person you're meeting texts they're running late?
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 28, 2020)

Arm a bunch of funny women with Twitter accounts, and you've got yourself endless entertainment. We've compiled the funniest tweets written by women we saw this week in one handy place for your convenience. Scroll through, have a chuckle, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.

funniest women tweets we came across this week | ABOLISH THE POLICE @dada_issues i was in a sex store today and this girl walked in, looked at me and went "hello, where are the strap ons?" like girl i don't work here but aisle 12
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 23, 2020)

The well-known adage, "Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman armed with a Twitter account," has neven been more accurate. And this week's collection of women roasting men on Twitter are here to prove it. We've scoured the internet for the funniest tweets of women unleashing all their fury onto men, and they're as brutal as ever. And when you're done with these, here's some more to keep you entertained!

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week - Text - Roxi Horror @roxiqt WOMEN: When I had my IUD inserted, I blacked out from the pain but it wasn't a big deal MEN: Condoms are uncomfy :( If I have to wear one, this is going to be the worst day of my life :(
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 21, 2020)

We're back with your weekly catch of the funniest tweets written by women over the past seven days, and as usual, they don't fail to disappoint. A venting woman is funny at the best of times, but when she's limited to 280 characters, every word counts, so you can be sure it will be golden. Scroll through these nuggets of humor, and then scroll through some more when you're done. Twitter is the gift that keeps on giving!






funniest women tweets we came across this week - Text - Rachel @femaleredhead girls be like "happy birthday to the craziest person i know" and it's just sarah
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 16, 2020)

We're back with a fresh haul of women roasting men tweets, and they're as fabulous as ever. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially a woman who has Twitter. So Scroll through, relate and laugh at these scathing reviews of men by women and then check out last week's selection for even more humor.




funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Text - Alyssa Schoener @alyssa_schoener I once asked this guy why he was ignoring me when I clearly showed interest in him and he responded with "when did u show interest in me?" Like hm idk maybe when I had sex with u
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Funny Twitter Thread On How Some Men Apologize

A sincere apology means owning your mistake, acknowledging what you did wrong, and putting plans in place to ensure it doesn't happen again. This is the best way for the person you've wronged to see how sincere you are and to be able to trust you again. But some people aren't very good at apologizing, especially men. Twitter user @aj_fairley tweeted, "Apologize like a man...GOOOO" and the results from women are golden. Let's just say that the women of Twitter aren't too impressed with the apology skills (or lack thereof) of the men in their lives. Check out their hilariously relatable responses below.





funny texts about men apologizing Text - Lemon of Lime @EMaietta Replying to @aj_fairley *pretends nothing happened* Oh, you're still mad? I thought we were past that
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 14, 2020)

Women are great, aren't they? Especially when they're funny, and more specifically, when they're funny on Twitter. Airing your grievances, woes, gripes, and rants, all in a sarcastic 280 character tweet, is bound to induce a chuckle or two, and we live for that. On that note, here are this week's funniest tweets by women for you to scroll through. And here are some more for when you've finished.




 

funniest women tweets we came across this week - text Jess Carpenter @JessCarpWrites Overly healthy people be like, "Just mix oats, organic soil, a splash of almond milk, and a leaf from the world's tallest tree and you've got the EASIEST, MOST PERFECT, chocolate chip cookies
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 9, 2020)

We're back with this week's haul of funniest women roasting men tweets. We know how much you love reading women ruthlessly taking down the men in their lives using 280 characters or fewer, and we love scouring Twitter to find them for you. So pour yourself a cup of something, sit back, and enjoy scrolling through. And when you're done with these, check out last week's funniest women roasting men tweets, in case you missed them.


funniest women roasting men tweets of the week- cover pic | Text - Priscilla @itsPKav give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. teach a man how to cook a fish and he will immediately forget what you said.
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 7, 2020)

There's never a week that goes by where the funny women of Twitter fail to brighten up our day. They've got humor, sass, and it, which they manage to condense into 280 characters of fewer. Here are this week's funniest tweets written by women, and when you're done laughing at these, here are last week's to chuckle at because you can never have too many!

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic | Agnes @Agnessjon Just when I thought this year couldn't get any worse I just heard on the news that we might be able to have family dinners as usual this Christmas
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 2, 2020)

Gone are the days where the school playground was the only place where roasting battles occur; Twitter is the new virtual playground, where roasting happens in full force. And when it comes to roasting, no one does it better than women roasting men, so here's your weekly haul of precisely that! And when you're finished scrolling through these gems, here are last week's bunch to check out.


funny women roasting men tweets - cover pic tweet alisha @tiredtaurus if a man tells a joke and it's funny I'll wait until I get home to laugh
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 31, 2020)

It's that time of the week again where we bring you the funniest tweets written by women over the past seven days. We've done all the hard work by scouring the internet for the gems; all you need to do is get comfortable and start scrolling. And when you're done with these, here are last week's to sink your teeth into.



funniest tweets written by women - cover pic | Wendy Darling @Wendchymes I have a trough of leftover baked rigatoni to look forward to at lunch today
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (August 26, 2020)

You know the drill by now. We love Twitter, we love women, and we love it when women roast men. So here is your weekly haul of hilarious Tweets by women who roast men with zero mercy. And when you've finished with these ones, check out last week's lot in case you missed them. 

funny women roasting men tweets - cover pic tweet about dating men in their 30s like shopping in thrift store and dating men in their 20s like products about to be recalled
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 17, 2020)

We're back with this week's funniest women of Twitter, and as usual, they don't disappoint. From telling us the harsh realities of love, life, and everything in between, the funny women of Twitter are here to give us our weekly dose of laughs. And here's last week's haul in case you missed them. 

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic tweet "putting some chlorine in my margarita so it tastes like I'm drinking it in a pool"
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