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Sassy Comebacks Women Gave After Receiving Unsolicited Pregnancy Advice

It's a pretty universally acknowledged fact that you should never EVER give unsolicited advice to a pregnant woman. Like, ever. However, some people didn't get the memo and feel it appropriate to give their two cents to women who have either already given birth or are still pregnant. And let us tell you this for free: no uterus, no opinion. In fact, even if you do have a uterus, if the baby in question is not in YOUR one, then your opinion means jack sh*t. These hilarious tweets from women who received unsolicited advice from people while pregnant prove just how unwelcoming that advice can be. They also serve as a lesson to us all: unless you are asked for your opinion, keep it to yourself.

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This Week's Funniest Women Roasting Men Tweets

Men and women both put up with a lot of sh*t from each other, and of course, each gender will claim that the other one is more annoying. But let's be honest, men are a tiiiiiny bit more annoying than women. Haha, just kidding. Men are so much more annoying—infinitely more annoying, in fact, and the women of Twitter know it. So it's that time of the week again when we collect the best "women roasting men" tweets from the week and put them all in one place for your convenience. It's a time and place for all women to unite in how utterly annoying men can be. Come on; you know you love it!

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Hanna Dickinson @hansdickiehansdickie my ex hid competition" which was insane because there definitely wasn't one my vibrator because he "didn't want the 11:04 PM Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter Web App 8 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 222 Likes
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Women Whose Sass Roasted The Heck Out Of Men Online

The internet is full of people who think they know what they're talking about when in fact, they don't. But that's OK. Because the sassy women of the world who know a thing or two about life are there to bring them back down to earth and tell them what's what. Scroll through these women who roasted other people online (mostly men, duh) and brought their reality crashing back down around them like a ton of bricks. Boy, are we glad we weren't under that pile when it came crashing down!

Women Whose Sass Roasted The Heck Out Of Men Online | thumbnail text - Im in bed in TEARS this mans really said "Probably not" IM Hey listen you're cool and all but your breath smells and it makes me uncomfortable I can brush my teeth in the morning next time. Can you do it like.everyday Probably not. I really don't like being told to do stuff. My suggestion would be find someone you think is better than me. Good luck. bea @beatricelai_ last night we were helping this girl who was way too drunk
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Tweets That Proved To Us Women Are So Much Funnier Than Men

Arm a bunch of funny women with Twitter accounts, and you've got yourself endless entertainment. There's never a week that goes by where the funny women of Twitter fail to brighten up our day. They've got humor, sass, and wit, which they manage to condense into 280 characters or fewer. It's a skill that we don't take lightly, and we hope you don't either! So, here are this week's funniest women tweets, and here are last week's in case you missed them. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

funny women tweets that prove to us women are funnier than men | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly i asked my mom why she never let me eat raw cookie dough when i was a kid and she was like "i wasn't an affectionate parent so i was worried if you died from salmonella people would think i killed you on purpose" 5:28 AM · Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,807 Retweets 259 Quote Tweets 58.5K Likes
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Common Female Scenarios That No One Talks About But Should

Being a woman is a true blessing and we are indeed the fairer sex. In fact, I like to think of women as a tribe who more or less all experience the same stuff, have variations of the same weird quirks, and who have the same crazy thoughts. But for some reason, we don't share these occurrences with each other, and often we're left feeling like we are the only one who is experiencing it. Well, these tweets will make you feel a whole lot better about all the stuff that goes on in your head and will reassure you that you're not alone in your female craziness awesomeness

women tweet about relatable female scenarios - tweet about woman's ex's new girlfriend liking and unliking one of her pics from a year ago | Hana @ohanabaig my ex couple years ago has new girlfriend and she liked and unliked one my pics year ago and if youre out there just want know its ok happens best us good luck out there 7:56 AM Mar 5, 2019 Twitter Android 11.3K Retweets 141.6K Likes | Hana @ohanabaig my ex couple years ago has new girlfriend and she liked and unliked one my pics year ago an
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Women Brutally Go To Town On The Crappy, Disappointing Men They Dated

Every now and again, you meet a man who takes your breath away and gives you the world. Next thing you know, they've pulled the rug out from under you and broken your heat, never to be heard from again. Sound familiar? Then you're not alone because we're willing to bet that probably 99.9% of women on the planet have been disappointed by a man in some capacity. Of course, some are worse than others, but a disappointing man is a disappointing man, and we're here to help and even the tiniest way. Instagram account To The Guys I've Dated publishes public letters of disappointment from women to the shitty men they dated. Each week they send us a collection of these letters to make you feel better about your own love life, or even the lack thereof. Because if there is no man to f*ck you around, then you can't be disappointed. Simple solution for a simple problem. Scroll through these hilarious letters and be amazed at how utterly and unbelievably shitty some men can be. Oh and then check out last week's letters in case you missed them. 

Women's Brutal Letters Of Disappointment To The Men They Dated | thumbnail text - Dear Heath, I admit I was smitten by your accent, biceps and smile. I believed you to be as kind as you came across. But after three dates you asked to borrow $5,000 and said that without it, you would have to move in with a friend and give up your phone, so I may not hear from you for a while. I guess you forgot that I was following you on Instagram. Not sure how you got the upgrades on your Jeep and all that Dear
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Women Savagely Roasting Men On Twitter Within An Inch Of Their Lives

Someone famous once said, "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." While that still rings very true, times have changed—now, a more accurate way of putting it would be "hell hath no fury like a woman with a Twitter account, who is sick and tired of f*ck boys messing her around." In short, don't piss a woman off; she will ruthlessly take you down. Welcome to this week's funniest 'women roasting men tweets', where women roast men within an inch of their lives, dishing out brutal honesty to the disappointing men in their lives.

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Women Reveal The Crazy 'Rules' Controlling Exes Set For Them While Dating

Most people have had a possessive ex at some point in their dating history. Whether they were terribly insecure, had trust issues, or were just downright toxic, controlling partners are NOT something you want to keep around regardless of how good the sex may be. We teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to share the experiences of 10 different women and the most ridiculous 'rules' their ex's tried to impose on them. Do you have a crazy/possessive/toxic ex story who made outrageous demands? Please spill the tea. And if you haven't already, drop their ass.

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Funny Women Tweets Because Women Are Way Funnier Than Men

If you're ever feeling low or a little down in the dumps, and you need a bit of a chuckle, just scroll through Twitter. It's full of humor, and let's face it, we could all use some more of that. And no one rocks Twitter quite like women because women are freakin hilarious, and we're so here for it. As usual, they are full of entertainment, wittiness, and cutthroat humor. Whether it's about the harsh realities of love, the trials and tribulations of life, and everything in between, the funny women of Twitter have a lot to say about it. Here are some of the funniest tweets by women we found this week for you to scroll through and enjoy, and here are some more for when you're done.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - god's favorite @lil_morgy imagining michelangelo standing before a block of marble and saying, "time to make content" 8:34 PM Jul 7, 2021 · Twitter Web App 14.4K Retweets 416 Quote Tweets 119.3K Likes
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Just Girly Memes Which Made Us Giggle

Just Girly Things is a Tumblr account that's been around for quite some time now, covering all the magical albeit cheesy things that girls experience or yearn for. Even though the account is pretty old at this point, it doesn't stop people from making fun of the cheesy, dramatic photos that have been posted on it over the years. Redditors have launched a subreddit poking fun of the content on Just Girly Things, and the memes they have come up with are pretty hilarious. Scroll down for some of our most recent faves. 

just girly thing memes | thumbnail text - when boys know 'everything- about you, ińside and out ngsbaysdowslove FE facebook
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Women's Memes For Women Only, Because Men Don't Want To Understand

Women go through a lot of crap on a daily basis From debilitating period cramps to the tribulations of maintaining long hair to being lusted over by idiot men, it's a tough gig. We get it, we know the struggle and we're here to empathize with them. So, these memes celebrate all things women, and how strong women are to put up with all the bullsh*t day in and day out. Ladies, we got you!

Women's Memes For Women Only, Because Men Just Don't Understand | thumbnail text - Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby definition being woman is hating period cramps so much actually long menopause.
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Most Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets We Saw This Week

Ladies, have you ever been so pissed off with a guy that all you want to punch his stupid face and scream from the rooftop to let everyone know just how fed up you are? If the answer is yes, then why not give Twitter a go? It's the virtual rooftop we all need, and these women have certainly utilized it. Welcome to this week's funniest 'women roasting men' tweets, where women roast men on Twitter to within an inch of their lives. And if you enjoy these, check out last week's in case you missed them. 



funniest women roasting men tweets of the week| thumbnail Text - Participation Trophy Wife @TrophyWifeDayna Me: actively works out 6 days a week and eats healthy. Loses 1 pound. Husband: contemplates eating a vegetable. Loses 5 pounds. 6:49 PM · Jul 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 98 Likes
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Ten Women Who Were Personally Victimized By Gynecologist Appointments

Women have to deal with a whole lot of sh*t, but one thing that seems to keep coming up on female Twitter is the dreaded gyno appointment. Yes, our health is obvi important, but at what cost??? The words pap smear and speculum alone are enough to ignite fear and anxiety in all of our hearts. This week, ten brave women tweeted about their horrid or awkward experiences at the gyno, and of course, we stand in solidarity with 'em. Scroll down for this week's super relatable gyno appointment tweets. 

gyno appointment tweets | thumbnail text - Peter Parker @ChanandalerB0ng I went to the gynecologist for the first time in years and my one basic ass appointment cost me $400 out of pocket Imfao life is a scam for women istg 5:22 PM · Jun 27, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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Fifteen Relatable Comics That Truly Capture Modern Female Experiences

Women come in many different shapes and sizes, but there are universal struggles that we all have in common. When it comes to our shared issues and struggles, Instagram artist bloome_comics totally gets it. Her page is all about unleashing the girl power within each and every one of us, and we're so here for her super cute and wholesome comics. Scroll down for a couple of our faves from her page, and be sure to check out more of her stuff on the 'gram. Which one do you relate to most? Let us know in the comments. 

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Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets Of The Week That Are Savage AF

You know the drill by now; we love it when women get sassy and roast men into oblivion on Twitter, so each week, we collect some of the funniest women roasting men tweets for you to peruse while you think of your own ways to bring men down. Just kidding, we love men, but we also love making fun of them. Scroll through these hilarious tweets, and then check out last week's funniest women roasting men tweets, just in case you missed them.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text tallie ... @talliesinyoung boys are literally obsessed with watching the most random things on youtube at full volume 3:48 PM · Jun 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 256 Retweets 68 Quote Tweets 2,992 Likes
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People Ruthlessly Roasting Instagram Influencers And Their Clothing Hauls

Over the past few years, influencer marketing has hugely changed the landscape of consumerism and the way we make purchase decisions. But for all the good they do, there's no denying that influencers can get pretty annoying. Whether it's pretending that even one of their followers has asked them for their skincare routine or living a fake life on Instagram they could never afford in reality, people are calling out the BS when they see it. These hilarious tweets from people who are sick and tired of fashion bloggers doing live clothing hauls, articulate what we're all thinking deep down inside.

funny tweets from people roasting influencers and their clothing hauls | thumbnail text - Amelia Weller ... @Amelia_Whitney I hate when l'm clicking through Instagram stories quickly and I accidentally vote on a poll. Sorry Jessica, I don't actually think you should do a live "try-on haul" tomorrow. 8:55 PM · Nov 12, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone
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