funny women

Favorite

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (January 25, 2021)

We're back with this week's funniest women of Twitter, full of hilarity, wittiness, and cutthroat humor. From sharing the harsh realities of love, life, and everything in between, Twitter's funny women never fail to brighten up our day. So pull up a chair, enjoy these gems, and then scroll through last week's list if you missed them.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly O @danadonly ... can't wait for melania and trump to divorce and then have abc boldly let him be the bachelor 4:55 AM - Jan 20, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 75 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 1.9K Likes
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

More Women's Memes Men Definitely Won't Relate To

Ladies, it's time for a fresh batch of memes that will speak to your soul and relate to all the feminine parts of you. Think makeup, trashing men, parenting, shopping, and all other things women. Scroll through and appreciate these women's memes.



funny relatable memes for women that men won't relate to | thumbnail text - Me on my period when I'm all bloated with crappy skin telling myself I still look cute, Me online shopping to distract myself from my problems
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Advertisement
Favorite

Scenarios Which Are Only Relatable To Women

If you're a woman, then these tweets will speak to your soul on a deep level. They accurately sum up all the trials and tribulations we go through as women, but we can so often feel alone because, goddamnit, no one talks about this stuff! So scroll down and see how many of these you relate to, because I promise, it might be more than you think!

funny scenarios that only women will relate to | thumbnail jake @squidslippers girls be like "can get my lip gloss my purse? just reach head left, take right at wallet then turn left til pass 3 nutrigrain bars take next right then head straight should be there. if hit 2007 target receipts gone too far
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (January 18, 2021)

The funny women of Twitter are at it again with their hilarious quips, musings, and complaints about everyday life. We're only halfway through the first month of 2021—although let's be honest, it feels like December already—and women's humor is already proving to be the therapy we need to get us through another sh*t storm year. Here is your latest haul of funniest women's tweets.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - ellie schnitt 000 @holy_schnitt I do not have the attention span to follow through on a workout plan which is good because l'd be way too powerful if I was smart, funny, hot AND could run for more than 37 seconds without getting concerningly winded 5:16 AM Jan 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 241 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 3.8K Likes
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (January 11, 2021)

Welcome to your latest weekly haul of 'funny women Tweets,' aka the musings of the funniest women on Twitter that we came across over the past seven days. If 2020 taught us anything, it's that humor gets you through some pretty dark times. Here's to funny women getting us through the beginning of 2021, which, if the first ten days are anything to go by, is also shaping up to be one hell of a year.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly 00 ok but like who's gonna even wanna come to america at this point? how does 90 day fiancée expect to stay on the air? 6:55 PM Jan 7, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 228 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 4.2K Likes
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Advertisement
Favorite

Funniest Tweets Written By Women In 2020

Despite being one of the worst years ever, 2020 has provided the funny women of Twitter with endless material. Things might have been bad, and sometimes, it felt like they couldn't get any worse, but the funny women of the world always came to the rescue. They continued to create humor out of a dumpster fire, and we're grateful to them for shining a light through this dark, dark year. To celebrate 2020 being over, we've rounded up some of the funniest women's tweets we saw over the past 12 months, which serve as a funny montage for the sh*t show we've left behind.

funniest women tweets we came across in 2020 | thumbnail jai @bootangina my overprotective catholic mother just told this lockdown is God's way telling go out too much. sorry everybody this entire pandemic is my fault not staying home MY BAD
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 28, 2020)

Here is your weekly dose of women's humor, aka the funniest tweets from women we came across this week. Because let's face it, we're all in need of a laugh or two (or a hundred), and no one does it better than the funny women of Twitter. So, here are the musings of Twitter's most humorous women from the last year of the sh*t show that has been 2020.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Sam Reece @SamanthaaaReece Hmm yes I'm fully aware that the gynecologist is about to look inside my body but l'll continue hiding my bra and underwear under my folded jeans thank you 12:14 AM Dec 27, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 20.6K Retweets 2.7K Quote Tweets 324.3K Likes >
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Hilarious Tweets From Women About Wearing Sweatpants In 2020

What a dumpster fire of a year it's been. The year of a million zoom hours, and the year the official uniform became sweatpants. Thank f*ck 2020 is almost over because honestly, I don't even know how to socialize in person anymore. But mostly, I don't remember how to get dressed in anything other than pajamas, sweatpants, or workout gear—on the odd occasion, I pretend to myself I'm going to do some exercise. These hilarious tweets from women about the joys of wearing sweatpants in 2020 perfectly sum up this year. After all, funny tweets from women are the gift that keeps on giving.

funny tweets from women about wearing sweatpants in 2020 | thumbnail Text - Taylor Trudon @taylortrudon if britney spears can be motivated enough to put black eyeliner all around her eyes every day i can be motivated to change from nighttime sweatpants into daytime sweatpants 3:02 AM Apr 8, 2020 Twitter Web App 6 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 48 Likes >
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Advertisement
Favorite

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 21, 2020)

Each week we scour Twitter to find you the funniest tweets written by women. As you all know, this year has been a total dumpster fire and the funny women of Twitter might not be able to fix it, but they can give us a few moments of comic relief. Scroll through these hilarious women of Twitter and then peruse through last week's in case you missed them. 



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Tomi Obaro @TomiObaro Whenever I see someone trying to parallel park I avert my eyes and continue walking giving them the privacy they need because l'm a decent human being 6:38 AM - Dec 16, 2020 - Twitter Web App 30.6K Retweets 2.9K Quote Tweets 308.6K Likes
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 14, 2020)

When it comes to women and comedy, the two are somewhat of an iconic duo. Like peanut butter and jelly, macaroni and cheese, cocktails, and girl time. You get the point. And when it comes to Twitter, women pull out all the stops. In 280 characters or less, they impress us with their wit, sass, and harsh truths. Each week, we collect the funniest women's tweets we came across over the past seven days, so you can get your dose of entertainment without having to do any of the searching yourself. You. Are. Welcome.

Text - Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert HOT TIP: Make yourself look as terrible as possible on Zoom calls so when people see you in person in 2021, they're blinded by your beauty 2:13 PM Dec 7, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 3 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 83 Likes
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Artist Creates Relatable Relationship Illustration, Which Couples Can Resonate To

Picture the scene: you're in the car with your partner, on your way to a party. You're in a fight; the ignoring each other, hating each other's guts type of fight. You're seething. You want to kill him. The sound of his breathing is making you want to throw yourself out of the car. He will be sleeping on the couch tonight. Before you know it, you've arrived at your destination, and you realize, in horror, that it's time to get out. You say goodbye to the bliss of sitting there in awkward silence and compose yourself, ready to be sociable with other humans. As you walk to the front door of wherever it is you're going, you bask in the last 30 seconds of silence. You ring the doorbell, plaster on a fake smile, and play the happy couple shtik for the rest of the evening. That is until you get back in the car, where you can ignore each other again. Daniella London Dekel captures this utterly relatable moment that all couples go through in this funny comic.

comic about the relatable situation of couple being in a fight but happy in public | thumbnail shows three images of couple in fight driving somewhere then putting on a happy face when meeting other people
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Advertisement
Favorite

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 7, 2020)

We've nearly made it through the dumpster fire that has been 2020; only a few more weeks to go. And to help us get through the last stretch are the funny women of Twitter, who never fail to brighten up our day. Their hilarious musings, observations, and analysis of the world are the perfect distraction you need to get you into 2021 in one piece. Here are this week's funniest women's tweets.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - BLACK larri LIVES MATTER @larrayxo we're at the dinner table going around saying what we're thankful for and my grandma literally just said "im thankful for this bad kitty cat between my legs because without it y'all wouldn't be here" WHATTT TTTTT 3:28 AM - Nov 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 2.2K Retweets 489 Quote Tweets 72.8K Likes
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Funny Comic About The Power Of Women's Reassurance

Us modern women are powerhouses; we do it all. But juggling motherhood, careers, husbands, boyfriends, and our own sanity can be draining, and it's not always easy to give everyone the undivided attention they deserve. And so, sometimes, a simple "good job" has to suffice, even when it does not deserve praise in the damn slightest. From reassuring our kids that their artwork is better than Picasso to convincing our husbands that we didn't fantasize about Brad Pitt when after our standard fortnightly missionary romp, we spend a lot of our lives saying "good job," even when the job was not a good one. Daniella London Dekel has captured the power of a woman's reassurance in this heartwarming and funny comic.

funny comic about a mom and wife saying "good job" to husband and kids | thumbnail includes three images of woman saying good job Text - good job!
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 30, 2020)

Welcome to your weekly serving of Twitter's funniest women. These are the ladies who know how to succinctly share their quick wit with the world to brighten your day. Each week, we scour the internet for these gems, and each week we never fail to be impressed. Funny women and Twitter; name a more iconic duo!



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp no i'm not hungry enough for a full meal! instead i will have eight half-meals while standing up 1:41 AM Nov 25, 2020 · Twitter Web App 523 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 10.7K Likes <>
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Advertisement
Favorite

Funny Animation Illustrates The Endless Choices Of A Woman

Ah, that utterly relatable moment we've all had of standing in front of the mirror, contemplating whether we have the energy or motivation to get a little more in shape. Because sitting next to the same guy on the sofa for 20 years can take its toll on a woman. On the one hand, he's driving you crazy; someone new and exciting would be nice. Perhaps someone who doesn't expect you to pick up their socks from the floor or who doesn't snore like a rhinoceros every. Single. Damn. Night!

On the other hand, do you have the energy and effort it would take to get naked for another man? Nah, probably not. Maybe in another lifetime. Artist, Daniella London Dekel has captured that sweet moment of realization in this short, relatable, and funny comic.


funny animation about woman looking in mirror and deciding not to get divorced | thumbnail includes two images of a woman standing in front of a mirror inspecting her body OK, so won't get divorce
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 23, 2020)

Funny women and Twitter are the perfect pair. Like a glass of wine with The Bachelor. Or heartbreak and ice cream. So each week, we scour the internet for the funniest tweets written by women so that if you're having a bad day, you can scroll through these for some light-hearted humor. And then, you can look through last week's haul for some more hilarious women jokes. It's just the gift that keeps on giving.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp Baby carrot inventor: ok so the idea is we make tiny little carrots Investor: eh.. Baby carrot inventor: BUT we make sure they are always soaking wet Investor: you've got yourself a deal 9:09 AM Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 1.1K Retweets 38 Quote Tweets 22.1K Likes >
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -