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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Wendi Aarons ... @WendiAarons A woman could have four broken limbs and massive internal injuries due to an epic battle with fire- breathing dragons, and the first question the doctor's office will ask is, "What is the date of your last menstrual period?" 1:07 AM May 9, 2021 · Twitter Web App 5,659 Retweets 744 Quote Tweets 63.2K Likes

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relatable tweets about the struggle of getting the perfect eyeliner |thumbnail text - Kendra Alvey * @Kendragarden Tried to even out my eyeliner and just ended up drawing on a dope pair of Wayfarers. 4:38 AM · Jan 1, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 8 Retweets 122 Likes

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funny tweets about how mascara makes everyone a hot mess | thumbnail text - Northern Lights J @PinkCamoTO If you do it right, last night's mascara can totally double as today's smoky eyeliner. 10:17 PM · Mar 25, 2015 · Twitter for Android 74 Retweets 149 Likes

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funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - pantslesswithvodka @vodkanopants ... Every time I get mansplained my vrgina adds another stitch to sewing itself shut. 8:37 AM · May 10, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 26 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 167 Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly when someone w well maintained dyed blonde hair complains about being broke im like. just let your hair be brown weirdo. there's $1000 a month and it's not that bad i promise. 6:07 AM Apr 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 862 Retweets 443 Quote Tweets 32.3K Likes

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funny women memes for anyone who needs a laugh | thumbnail text - hate ppl use their zodiac justify shitty behavior like "sry can't help im scorpio no Susan just bitch Hannah Berner @beingbernz No one: Literally nobody: Crickets: Guy from India in your DMs: Not a single soul: Influencers: A lot of you guys have been asking about my daily makeup routine!.

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell ever since i found out my therapist is younger than me our interactions have the energy of getting coffee with an intern 6:48 PM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,344 Retweets 430 Quote Tweets 132.8K Likes

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Funny and relatable tweets about the discomfort of wearing a bra | thumbnail text - queen quen ... @quenblackwell wearing a bra is self harm to me.personally. 7:15 AM · Feb 18, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 27.4K Retweets 741 Quote Tweets 95.4K Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Violet 5G Valentine ... @thot_piece my mom used to think LGBT was internet slang for "let's get breakfast together" 10:57 PM Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for Android 4,568 Retweets 720 Quote Tweets 68.7K Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - elsie ? @activesandal ... Gyno: what's your tattoo say Me: it's nothing don't even worry about it Gyno: 9 "if... you can- Me: fine it says "if you can read it you can eat it" l'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry 7:51 AM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6,790 Retweets 519 Quote Tweets 118.1K Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - b-cup joan holloway @reservoirpawgs Driving through the Midwest is just absolute nothingness and then every 70 miles you see "GOD IS REAL / HELL IS REAL TOO" followed by a sign for a store that sells XXL dildos 3:11 AM Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 7,970 Retweets 845 Quote Tweets 100.3K Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - helena @freshhel Sooo hot when a guy has a big weird chocolate factory and is not afraid to discipline other people's children 5:33 AM - Mar 25, 2021 Twitter Web App 16.5K Retweets 353 Quote Tweets 204.9K Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - mariana Z ... @mariana057 someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster, so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead. 12:47 AM - Mar 14, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 21.2K Retweets 1,944 Quote Tweets 287.5K Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Kate McKean ... @kate_mckean When I sign an email "Yours" it's not a term of endearment- it means this email is now yours l'm done with it get it away from me. 10:33 PM Mar 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 10.6K Retweets 540 Quote Tweets 97.3K Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - sydney battle @SydneyBattle ... as a depressed adult i can't rave enough about "popcorn dinner" 8:52 PM Feb 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 5,468 Retweets 726 Quote Tweets 79.6K Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - ashley ray @theeashleyray ... i think it's nice that in the early 2000s if your sister was a pop singer, you got to try it out too 6:01 PM · Feb 11, 2021 Twitter Web App 17.1K Retweets 579 Quote Tweets 313K Likes

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