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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (May 13, 2021)

When someone pisses you off, venting about them to your friends can be highly therapeutic. But when you vent to the world, your sense of satisfaction can be even better. Luckily, the women of Twitter know how to do it when it comes to roasting and venting about the men who have annoyed them and men in general. Welcome to this week's funniest women roasting men tweets, where women roast men within an inch of their lives. If you enjoyed these, check out last week's women roasting men tweets for more funny examples of women dishing out dirt to annoying men.





funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - pantslesswithvodka @vodkanopants ... Every time I get mansplained my vrgina adds another stitch to sewing itself shut. 8:37 AM · May 10, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 26 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 167 Likes
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (May 10, 2021)

The funny women of Twitter never fail to add some humor to our day and put a smile on our faces with their comical outlook on life. Somehow they find a way to make the boring bearable and the depressing entertaining. It's a skill set that we're grateful for because we could all do some extra 'funny' in our lives.  So sit back, browse this latest haul of the funniest women's tweets we saw this week, and if you like them (which we know you will), you can check out last week's list of funniest women's tweets in case you missed them.


funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Natalie @jbfan911 Imagine ur reading a breakup text on ur Apple Watch lol 6:01 AM May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 30.8K Retweets 3,159 Quote Tweets 464.7K Likes
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (May 5, 2021)

Twitter is helpful for many things, but one of its best uses has to be its ability to serve as a platform for women worldwide to come together and do what they do best: roast men. Each week we compile the funniest women roasting men tweets we came across over the past seven days, and this latest haul is as ruthless as ever. They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and no one proves that to be more accurate than the funny women of Twitter who are disappointed in men. Once you've enjoyed these tweets, head over to last week's batch of women roasting men tweets in case you missed them, which are equally as relatable.


funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - ms pippershnippetz ... @lolumOKUR the next short guy that makes me sad is going in a ziploc bag 4:51 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 682 Retweets 37 Quote Tweets 7,401 Likes
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (May 3, 2021)

The funny women of Twitter are back with their hilarious quips, complaints, and observations about life. From relationships to work to parenting and everything in between, they've got an opinion on it, and you can bet it's a funny one. Each week, we compile some of the funniest tweets from women we saw over the last seven days, and we're grateful to them for keeping us amused as they vent about life. And when you're done laughing at this compilation, head over to last week's funniest women tweets which are equally entertaining.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly when someone w well maintained dyed blonde hair complains about being broke im like. just let your hair be brown weirdo. there's $1000 a month and it's not that bad i promise. 6:07 AM Apr 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 862 Retweets 443 Quote Tweets 32.3K Likes
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Funny Women's Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Laugh

It's the weekend, which means it's time to kick back and relax. And what better way to do it than with a fresh batch of women's memes? These are the memes for women by women, which are relatable to the feminine soul on the deepest level. Share them with all the women in your life, so they too can get all the feels that these women's memes bring.



funny women memes for anyone who needs a laugh | thumbnail text - hate ppl use their zodiac justify shitty behavior like "sry can't help im scorpio no Susan just bitch Hannah Berner @beingbernz No one: Literally nobody: Crickets: Guy from India in your DMs: Not a single soul: Influencers: A lot of you guys have been asking about my daily makeup routine!.
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 26, 2021)

Welcome to your weekly haul of funniest tweets written by women. Each week we do the hard work for you by scouring Twitter for women's funny tweets, aka the gems of the internet. All you need to do is get comfortable and start scrolling through this selection of sass, humor, and witty remarks from the women who never fail to brighten up our day. So, if you're having a bad day, scroll through these funny tweets for some light-hearted humor, and then check out last week's haul for some more hilarious women jokes. Funny women tweets are indeed the gift that keeps on giving.




funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell ever since i found out my therapist is younger than me our interactions have the energy of getting coffee with an intern 6:48 PM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,344 Retweets 430 Quote Tweets 132.8K Likes
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Painfully Relatable Tweets About The Hassle And Discomforts Of Wearing A Bra

Anyone who wears a bra will attest to the sheer bliss, pleasure, and euphoria of taking it off at the end of the day. Or, As one Twitter user so accurately put it, "I got 99 problems, and most of them boil down to this bra." Bra wearers experience the daily dilemma of wanting to give their boobs the support they deserve and also letting them hang free. Because let's face it, bras are a prison of underwire, suffocation, and constriction for our boobs, and they deserve better. These hilarious tweets from women about the discomfort and hassle of wearing a bra will relate hard to anyone who has to wear one on the daily, and honestly, they're making me want to burn my bra right now.



Funny and relatable tweets about the discomfort of wearing a bra | thumbnail text - queen quen ... @quenblackwell wearing a bra is self harm to me.personally. 7:15 AM · Feb 18, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 27.4K Retweets 741 Quote Tweets 95.4K Likes
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 22, 2021)

Twitter is a place where women can really go to show how freaking hilarious they are. I'm serious, it is so easy to find cleverly written Tweets by women every week. They never cease to amaze us. The most hilarious part of it is that there are still people desperately going around asserting that women aren't funny. Hard to know what kind of women they are surrounded by, but I bet those ladies are roasting these idiots behind their backs. Keep going queens, you're doing great.

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Violet 5G Valentine ... @thot_piece my mom used to think LGBT was internet slang for "let's get breakfast together" 10:57 PM Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for Android 4,568 Retweets 720 Quote Tweets 68.7K Likes
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 12, 2021)

Each week, the funny women of Twitter manage to brighten our day with their humor, sass, banter. Being able to condense their witty observations about the world into 280 characters or less is a skill that we are grateful for, so we compile them in one handy place for your convenience. Scroll through, have a chuckle, and then check out last week's if you missed them because you can never have too many funny women tweets in your life.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - elsie ? @activesandal ... Gyno: what's your tattoo say Me: it's nothing don't even worry about it Gyno: 9 "if... you can- Me: fine it says "if you can read it you can eat it" l'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry 7:51 AM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6,790 Retweets 519 Quote Tweets 118.1K Likes
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 5, 2021)

Having a bad day? The funny women of Twitter will boost your mood. Having a great day? They'll make it even better. Why? Because no one's musings about life are more humorous than women's, who provide endless entertainment with their hilarious quips and complaints about everyday life. From telling us their outlook on the harsh realities of love, parenting, and everything in between, the funny women of Twitter are here to give us our weekly dose of laughs. Welcome to this week's batch of funniest tweets written by women, which are as amusing as last week's haul.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - b-cup joan holloway @reservoirpawgs Driving through the Midwest is just absolute nothingness and then every 70 miles you see "GOD IS REAL / HELL IS REAL TOO" followed by a sign for a store that sells XXL dildos 3:11 AM Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 7,970 Retweets 845 Quote Tweets 100.3K Likes
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (March 31, 2021)

Each week, we scour Twitter for the funniest women roasting men tweets, aka, where women unleash their fury at the men who piss them off. For some reason, we get immense satisfaction from scrolling through Twitter and finding ways that men have managed to, once again, drive women crazy. Thank goodness, women are good at many things, but roasting men is up there amongst our top talents. Welcome to this week's funniest women roasting men tweets.




funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan_ So embarrassing that men make more money than us. Have you ever met a man? 4:20 PM Mar 24, 2021 - Twitter Web App 1,842 Retweets 60 Quote Tweets 22.9K Likes
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 29, 2021)

We're back again with a fresh batch of tweets from the funniest women on Twitter we saw this week. As usual, they are full of hilarity, wittiness, and cutthroat humor. Whether it's about the harsh realities of love, the trials and tribulations of life, and everything in between, the funny women of Twitter have a lot to say about it. Because funny women are pretty much the only thing worth reading lately anyway, amirite?

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - helena @freshhel Sooo hot when a guy has a big weird chocolate factory and is not afraid to discipline other people's children 5:33 AM - Mar 25, 2021 Twitter Web App 16.5K Retweets 353 Quote Tweets 204.9K Likes
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Funniest Tweets About The Vibrator Revolution

Vibrators have been taking our Insta feeds by storm, and for good reason. In a world where so many men turn out to be major disappointments, women can always turn to their vibrators for solace. Everyone's getting in on the vibrator craze, either to promote their vibrator of choice or to make fun of influencers promoting that infamous purple vibrator. Naturally, Twitter did not disappoint when it comes to discussions about vibrators on the platform. Scroll down for the best tweets about vibrators this week. 

Funniest tweets about vibrators this week | thumbnail text - Lisha ... @kissimoose My vibrator is on strike. Apparently it feels objectified. 1:13 PM · Mar 21, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (March 24, 2021)

The women of Twitter are at it again, putting the annoying men in their lives firmly in their place. Because hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and boy oh boy are these women scorned. They are pissed, they are armed with 280 characters and they aren't afraid to say exactly what they feel. And if we happen to get some entertainment out of it, then so be it. Welcome to this week's funniest women roasting men tweets, where women unleash their fury in full form! 


funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - misty @skedaddle74 If you'd like to know what a chainsaw dipped in jello sounds like you can ask my husband, he snores like one. 5:18 PM · Mar 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 29 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 99 Likes
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Women's Memes Men Will Never Understand

It feels like women have an abundance of inside jokes. There are just so many things we all understand that men simply will never be able to, even if they try. But let be honest, do they really try? Either way, this has to be one of the best parts of being a woman. We can relate to each other on so many levels and laugh at how we have so many mutual 'secrets'. Sorry men, go join a fight club or something, then you can have secrets too.

Here are some memes that perfectly emulate the exact things men could never comprehend. If you're a guy though, we challenge you to give it a shot! Good luck.

funny memes for women which men won't understand | thumbnail text - This is what tampon commercials should really look like Citytv bravo by betches @bravobybetches bravo me watching my friend text the guy whose number she said she deleted Producer: What makes you think that this time is different?
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 22, 2021)

So often we hear guys saying, "Women aren't funny," but they really couldn't be more wrong. Or maybe they're just hanging out with the wrong women because damn their Tweets always get me good. If I was a man I'd probably be intimidated by how hilarious the women are on Twitter. Ahhh, maybe we just figured it out. Well if you're someone who thinks women can't be funny, enjoy these 'unfunny' tweets



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - mariana Z ... @mariana057 someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster, so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead. 12:47 AM - Mar 14, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 21.2K Retweets 1,944 Quote Tweets 287.5K Likes
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