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Gyno Appointment Tweets That Make Us Want to Cancel Our Annual Checkups

Twitter argues a lot, but women seem to unanimously agree that gyno appointments are the worst. We get that we're supposed to check in ourselves, but what we don't understand is why it has to be so dreadful. Make some noise if you've been personally victimized by the words "speculum" or "pap smear" because I know I definitely have. And don't even get me started on "co-pay" with crappy insurance. Ugh. Scroll down for this week's most relatable tweets about having to go to the gyno. 

gyno appointment tweets | thumbnail text - Rectangle - Amanda Brooke Perrin ... @brookeperrin have some fun at your gyno appointment by saying "whoooa girl" when you put your feet in the stirrups 2:43 AM · Jul 28, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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Sassy Comebacks Women Gave After Receiving Unsolicited Pregnancy Advice

It's a pretty universally acknowledged fact that you should never EVER give unsolicited advice to a pregnant woman. Like, ever. However, some people didn't get the memo and feel it appropriate to give their two cents to women who have either already given birth or are still pregnant. And let us tell you this for free: no uterus, no opinion. In fact, even if you do have a uterus, if the baby in question is not in YOUR one, then your opinion means jack sh*t. These hilarious tweets from women who received unsolicited advice from people while pregnant prove just how unwelcoming that advice can be. They also serve as a lesson to us all: unless you are asked for your opinion, keep it to yourself.

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This Week's Funniest Women Roasting Men Tweets

Men and women both put up with a lot of sh*t from each other, and of course, each gender will claim that the other one is more annoying. But let's be honest, men are a tiiiiiny bit more annoying than women. Haha, just kidding. Men are so much more annoying—infinitely more annoying, in fact, and the women of Twitter know it. So it's that time of the week again when we collect the best "women roasting men" tweets from the week and put them all in one place for your convenience. It's a time and place for all women to unite in how utterly annoying men can be. Come on; you know you love it!

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Hanna Dickinson @hansdickiehansdickie my ex hid competition" which was insane because there definitely wasn't one my vibrator because he "didn't want the 11:04 PM Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter Web App 8 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 222 Likes
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Tweets That Proved To Us Women Are So Much Funnier Than Men

Arm a bunch of funny women with Twitter accounts, and you've got yourself endless entertainment. There's never a week that goes by where the funny women of Twitter fail to brighten up our day. They've got humor, sass, and wit, which they manage to condense into 280 characters or fewer. It's a skill that we don't take lightly, and we hope you don't either! So, here are this week's funniest women tweets, and here are last week's in case you missed them. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

funny women tweets that prove to us women are funnier than men | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly i asked my mom why she never let me eat raw cookie dough when i was a kid and she was like "i wasn't an affectionate parent so i was worried if you died from salmonella people would think i killed you on purpose" 5:28 AM · Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,807 Retweets 259 Quote Tweets 58.5K Likes
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Women Savagely Roasting Men On Twitter Within An Inch Of Their Lives

Someone famous once said, "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." While that still rings very true, times have changed—now, a more accurate way of putting it would be "hell hath no fury like a woman with a Twitter account, who is sick and tired of f*ck boys messing her around." In short, don't piss a woman off; she will ruthlessly take you down. Welcome to this week's funniest 'women roasting men tweets', where women roast men within an inch of their lives, dishing out brutal honesty to the disappointing men in their lives.

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Funny Women Tweets Because Women Are Way Funnier Than Men

If you're ever feeling low or a little down in the dumps, and you need a bit of a chuckle, just scroll through Twitter. It's full of humor, and let's face it, we could all use some more of that. And no one rocks Twitter quite like women because women are freakin hilarious, and we're so here for it. As usual, they are full of entertainment, wittiness, and cutthroat humor. Whether it's about the harsh realities of love, the trials and tribulations of life, and everything in between, the funny women of Twitter have a lot to say about it. Here are some of the funniest tweets by women we found this week for you to scroll through and enjoy, and here are some more for when you're done.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - god's favorite @lil_morgy imagining michelangelo standing before a block of marble and saying, "time to make content" 8:34 PM Jul 7, 2021 · Twitter Web App 14.4K Retweets 416 Quote Tweets 119.3K Likes
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Women's Memes For Women Only, Because Men Don't Want To Understand

Women go through a lot of crap on a daily basis From debilitating period cramps to the tribulations of maintaining long hair to being lusted over by idiot men, it's a tough gig. We get it, we know the struggle and we're here to empathize with them. So, these memes celebrate all things women, and how strong women are to put up with all the bullsh*t day in and day out. Ladies, we got you!

Women's Memes For Women Only, Because Men Just Don't Understand | thumbnail text - Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby definition being woman is hating period cramps so much actually long menopause.
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Ten Women Who Were Personally Victimized By Gynecologist Appointments

Women have to deal with a whole lot of sh*t, but one thing that seems to keep coming up on female Twitter is the dreaded gyno appointment. Yes, our health is obvi important, but at what cost??? The words pap smear and speculum alone are enough to ignite fear and anxiety in all of our hearts. This week, ten brave women tweeted about their horrid or awkward experiences at the gyno, and of course, we stand in solidarity with 'em. Scroll down for this week's super relatable gyno appointment tweets. 

gyno appointment tweets | thumbnail text - Peter Parker @ChanandalerB0ng I went to the gynecologist for the first time in years and my one basic ass appointment cost me $400 out of pocket Imfao life is a scam for women istg 5:22 PM · Jun 27, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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Funny Women Tweets Because Women Are Funnier Than Men

Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by women from the past seven days, because let's face it, we could all use a break from the news. The funny women of Twitter know how to bring a smile to our faces by making fun of life's ups and downs, and we're grateful for it. Scroll through this batch of funny women tweets for the jokes only women can tell, and then check out last week's funniest women tweets if you missed them.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - limp brittzkit @Brittymigs ... Bathing suit companies these days are like "Oh you have labia? Sorry!!!! We don't do that :/" 7:29 PM · Jun 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,362 Retweets 167 Quote Tweets 34.5K Likes
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Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets Of The Week That Are Savage AF

You know the drill by now; we love it when women get sassy and roast men into oblivion on Twitter, so each week, we collect some of the funniest women roasting men tweets for you to peruse while you think of your own ways to bring men down. Just kidding, we love men, but we also love making fun of them. Scroll through these hilarious tweets, and then check out last week's funniest women roasting men tweets, just in case you missed them.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text tallie ... @talliesinyoung boys are literally obsessed with watching the most random things on youtube at full volume 3:48 PM · Jun 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 256 Retweets 68 Quote Tweets 2,992 Likes
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People Ruthlessly Roasting Instagram Influencers And Their Clothing Hauls

Over the past few years, influencer marketing has hugely changed the landscape of consumerism and the way we make purchase decisions. But for all the good they do, there's no denying that influencers can get pretty annoying. Whether it's pretending that even one of their followers has asked them for their skincare routine or living a fake life on Instagram they could never afford in reality, people are calling out the BS when they see it. These hilarious tweets from people who are sick and tired of fashion bloggers doing live clothing hauls, articulate what we're all thinking deep down inside.

funny tweets from people roasting influencers and their clothing hauls | thumbnail text - Amelia Weller ... @Amelia_Whitney I hate when l'm clicking through Instagram stories quickly and I accidentally vote on a poll. Sorry Jessica, I don't actually think you should do a live "try-on haul" tomorrow. 8:55 PM · Nov 12, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone
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Women Who Have All The Sass And None Of The Cares

Life is wonderful, and every day is a blessing. But sometimes, life can also be a b*tch, so being able to laugh through the tough times is essential in maintaining your sanity. The funny women of Twitter know a thing or two about that, so we collect them each week to give you some inspiration on how to laugh when you really just want to curl up into a ball and cry. Because that's what life is all about, right? And if you like these, here are last week's hilarious women's tweets to keep you chuckling.

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail JASS Mom Meh ... @mommeh_dearest I hate when people ask me if my baby is a "good baby" like no he bets on illegal dog races and stabbed a kid at the playground 2:48 AM · Jun 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,028 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 8,797 Likes
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Brutally Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets That Need Some Aloe For The Burn

When it comes to Twitter and roasting, no one does it better than women roasting men. Because when women have had it up to here with men, unleashing their wrath online can be oddly therapeutic. Each week we find you the funniest 'women roasting men' tweets, and this week's collection is just as satisfying as last week's collection. Hope you have some aloe on you because it's about to burnnnnn.





funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Colleen @Coll3enG Why would I ever want a boyfriend? If I wanted to waste my time l'd just join a pyramid scheme. 7:38 PM · Jun 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 66 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 604 Likes
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Twitter's Funniest Women Who Are Sick And Tired Of Everything

It's a universal fact that women are funnier than men; we don't need to convince you. But if you forget this obvious fact, here is a collection of some of the funniest women we came across on Twitter this week. And that's no exaggeration. The women of Twitter are hilarious, and they know how to sum up life's sh*tty moments with a twist. So dig into this selection of treats, and then head on over to last week's funniest women on Twitter in case you missed them.



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Women Are Mercilessly Roasting 2021's Fashion Trends

Fashion trends come and go, and you gotta roll with the punches if you want to stay current. But sometimes, things come back into style that are just not OK, and women everywhere are starting to revolt. 2021 has seen the revival of many vintage styles that, quite frankly, should stay in the era they originated, and there are lots of women who feel the same. These tweets represent their fury at 2021's disappointing fashion trends, and they're pretty hilariously accurate. Here are some more funny women's tweets, if these tickled your funny bone.

funny women roast 2021 fashion trends | thumbnail text - Ayo Edebiri @ayoedebiri ... to whomever is deciding fashion trends at the moment and making the theme "things I was bullied for wearing in middle school"...kindly stop I'm tired 4:19 AM May 29, 2021 · Twitter Web App 343 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 8,097 Likes
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Memes For Women Only Because Men Don't Have A Clue

There's no greater feeling than coming across a meme so freakily relatable to your life and sharing it with someone who will relate just as hard. It is the ultimate bonding experience and helps you define the people you want in your life. Because if they don't understand the meme, then, like, what are they still doing in your life? Ladies, we have a fresh batch of women's memes that hit a nerve on all the issues we face as a gender that the male species will never understand. They trash men, empower women and make fun of anyone who doesn't want those things. So if you love memes, you love laughing, and you're a lady (or if you relate to lady-related stuff), then these women's memes are for you.





relatable women memes | thumbnail text - when your boyfriend is smiling at his phone but his happiness is sitting right in front of him. when your boyfriend is smiling at his phone but his happiness is sitting right in front of him.
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