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relatable tweets about the struggle of getting the perfect eyeliner |thumbnail text - Kendra Alvey * @Kendragarden Tried to even out my eyeliner and just ended up drawing on a dope pair of Wayfarers. 4:38 AM · Jan 1, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 8 Retweets 122 Likes

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funny tweets about how mascara makes everyone a hot mess | thumbnail text - Northern Lights J @PinkCamoTO If you do it right, last night's mascara can totally double as today's smoky eyeliner. 10:17 PM · Mar 25, 2015 · Twitter for Android 74 Retweets 149 Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell ever since i found out my therapist is younger than me our interactions have the energy of getting coffee with an intern 6:48 PM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,344 Retweets 430 Quote Tweets 132.8K Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - elsie ? @activesandal ... Gyno: what's your tattoo say Me: it's nothing don't even worry about it Gyno: 9 "if... you can- Me: fine it says "if you can read it you can eat it" l'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry 7:51 AM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6,790 Retweets 519 Quote Tweets 118.1K Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - helena @freshhel Sooo hot when a guy has a big weird chocolate factory and is not afraid to discipline other people's children 5:33 AM - Mar 25, 2021 Twitter Web App 16.5K Retweets 353 Quote Tweets 204.9K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 29, 2021)

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - mariana Z ... @mariana057 someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster, so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead. 12:47 AM - Mar 14, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 21.2K Retweets 1,944 Quote Tweets 287.5K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 22, 2021)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Kate McKean ... @kate_mckean When I sign an email "Yours" it's not a term of endearment- it means this email is now yours l'm done with it get it away from me. 10:33 PM Mar 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 10.6K Retweets 540 Quote Tweets 97.3K Likes

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