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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 I'm writing a book. It's called, "I Wasn't Gonna Drink Tonight But." My children are my inspiration. 7:16 AM Dec 5, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 120 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell what's the german word for getting dumped 30 minutes into a 2 hour covid testing line & you're in the car together?? 7:37 PM Dec 1, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 3.2K Retweets 708 Quote Tweets 144.6K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (December 4, 2020)

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking hell hath no fury like a toddler who loses the chance to push a button of any kind. 11:36 PM · Nov 24, 2020 - Twitter Web App 193 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1.5K Likes >

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 1, 2020)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp no i'm not hungry enough for a full meal! instead i will have eight half-meals while standing up 1:41 AM Nov 25, 2020 · Twitter Web App 523 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 10.7K Likes <>

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 30, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Text - joe heenan @joeheenan There was a massive unflushed Jobby in the toilet. I asked my boys who did it & my 10yr old son said it was him. My 5yr old son is crying cause he says it was him & his big brother is taking the credit. Have a great week everyone! 10:35 AM Nov 23, 2020 Twitter for Android 276 Retweets 69 Quote Tweets 8.1K Likes

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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (November 25, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts I just sneezed and my kid shouted from his bedroom "bless you dad!" which is adorable. You know what else is adorable? GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP 4:03 AM Nov 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 147 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes >

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 24, 2020)

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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 23, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored1 sure sex is great but have you ever opened a bag of chips alone in an empty house knowing no children will come rushing in the room to ask for some 10:59 PM - Nov 20, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 56 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 659 Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 22, 2020)

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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 20, 2020)

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Awkward Moments Which Made People Wish The Ground Had Swallowed Them Up

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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (November 18, 2020)

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Parenting Memes Only Parents Will Understand

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal When I randomly walk into a room in my home and find my kids playing quietly together I slowly and silently back out like l've stumbled into a den of hungry velociraptors who by some miracle haven't noticed me yet. 1:10 AM - Nov 13, 2020 - Twitter Web App 94 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

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