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Text - Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert HOT TIP: Make yourself look as terrible as possible on Zoom calls so when people see you in person in 2021, they're blinded by your beauty 2:13 PM Dec 7, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 3 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 83 Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 14, 2020)

Tweets from women who are frustrated with their husbands | thumbnail Text - Felicia @LostFelicia The husband has a man cold so I asked if he wanted me to plant a memory garden. 6:39 PM Dec 1, 2020 - Twitter Web App 113 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 406 Likes

Tweets From Women Who Are Annoyed With Their Husbands

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people share the petty reasons they dumped someone | thumbnail Text - joe heenan @joeheenan What's the pettiest reason you broke up with someone? I broke up with a lassie once cause she microwaved bacon 1:21 PM · Aug 18, 2020 · Twitter for Android 62 Retweets 164 Quote Tweets 1.4K Likes

Pettiest Reasons People Dumped Someone

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Florida Woman @KrystiPryde dated a man for 4 years and he once left me a very romantic note in my work bag about how much he loves my blue eyes which was unbelievably sweet except that my eyes are green 4:29 PM · Dec 9, 2020 from Brooklyn, NY Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1.8K Likes

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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (December 9, 2020)

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - BLACK larri LIVES MATTER @larrayxo we're at the dinner table going around saying what we're thankful for and my grandma literally just said "im thankful for this bad kitty cat between my legs because without it y'all wouldn't be here" WHATTT TTTTT 3:28 AM - Nov 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 2.2K Retweets 489 Quote Tweets 72.8K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 7, 2020)

kids describe their parents jobs in funny twitter thread | thumbnail Text - Household Government @LadyBugAssassin My friend's daughter was asked by her teacher what does her mother do for a living. Miss thing said move papers around and talk on the phone. My friend is a judge. 9 11:03 PM Oct 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 14.8K Retweets 678 Quote Tweets 130.5K Likes >

Kids Describing Their Parent's Jobs: Funny Twitter Thread

funny twitter thread about craziest foods people snuck into movie theatres | thumbnail Text - jessica rose marie @Catholic_Rose Replying to @LocalSoundwave Once I sat next to a lady that looked pregnant. Then she pulled half a seran wrapped watermelon out from under her shirt and started eating it with a spoon from her purse. 7:02 AM Dec 4, 2020 - Twitter Web App 65 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 2.5K Likes

Large Servings Of Food Movie Goers Snuck Into Theatres: Twitter Thread

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 I'm writing a book. It's called, "I Wasn't Gonna Drink Tonight But." My children are my inspiration. 7:16 AM Dec 5, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 120 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (December 6, 2020)

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell what's the german word for getting dumped 30 minutes into a 2 hour covid testing line & you're in the car together?? 7:37 PM Dec 1, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 3.2K Retweets 708 Quote Tweets 144.6K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (December 4, 2020)

funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 Husbands be like, "I'm gonna nap in this room that everyone uses and then act grumpy when everyone uses it." 8:18 PM - Nov 30, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 468 Retweets 134 Quote Tweets 6.3K Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (December 2, 2020)

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking hell hath no fury like a toddler who loses the chance to push a button of any kind. 11:36 PM · Nov 24, 2020 - Twitter Web App 193 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1.5K Likes >

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 1, 2020)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp no i'm not hungry enough for a full meal! instead i will have eight half-meals while standing up 1:41 AM Nov 25, 2020 · Twitter Web App 523 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 10.7K Likes <>

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 30, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Text - joe heenan @joeheenan There was a massive unflushed Jobby in the toilet. I asked my boys who did it & my 10yr old son said it was him. My 5yr old son is crying cause he says it was him & his big brother is taking the credit. Have a great week everyone! 10:35 AM Nov 23, 2020 Twitter for Android 276 Retweets 69 Quote Tweets 8.1K Likes

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Children Of Strict Parents Tweet Their “Weirdest Rules” Growing Up

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24-year-old daughter plans for parents to stay in her shared apartment for over a month, 23-year-old roommate puts her foot down and speaks to property managers: "She clearly does not respect our space"

24-year-old daughter plans for parents to stay in her shared apartment for over a month, 23-year-old roommate puts her foot down and speaks to property managers: "She clearly does not respect our space"

Grandmother lies to 3 and 7-year-old step grandchildren about taking family vacation to Disneyworld, their mother forces her to apologize to them: “I don’t like how you handled it”

Grandmother lies to 3 and 7-year-old step grandchildren about taking family vacation to Disneyworld, their mother forces her to apologize to them: “I don’t like how you handled it”

‘I just wanted something that was mine for once’: 19-year-old daughter leaves her birthday dinner after her parents make it all about her sister, displaying a pattern of favoritism that goes back years

‘I just wanted something that was mine for once’: 19-year-old daughter leaves her birthday dinner after her parents make it all about her sister, displaying a pattern of favoritism that goes back years

'You are not entitled to my bank account': 29-year-old broke sister demands older brother help her out with rent, he claims it is becoming a pattern and refuses, parents take sister's side

'You are not entitled to my bank account': 29-year-old broke sister demands older brother help her out with rent, he claims it is becoming a pattern and refuses, parents take sister's side

42-year-old mom refuses to dogsit brother's elderly dog, he returns the "favor" by being unavailable to babysit for her: "I ended up having to send her to a pet hotel"

42-year-old mom refuses to dogsit brother's elderly dog, he returns the "favor" by being unavailable to babysit for her: "I ended up having to send her to a pet hotel"

28-year-old woman holds childhood grudge against manipulative younger sister for getting her grounded for a whole summer, refuses to invite her to wedding years later: "I don't have the guts to believe her"

28-year-old woman holds childhood grudge against manipulative younger sister for getting her grounded for a whole summer, refuses to invite her to wedding years later: "I don't have the guts to believe her"

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