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Macaulay Culkin funniest tweets | Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk Here's some things doing instead watching oscars 1. Making ramen | Macaulay Culkin o @IncredibleCulk This is an updated Home Alone would actually look like.

Turns Out, Macaulay Culkin Is One Of The Funniest Tweeters

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet by mom about asking her 4-year-old kid to hold her beer | Not Nanny @not_thenanny brought my beer park and wanted do zipline so literally asked my 4YO hold my beer think just peaked at bad momming.

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funny tweets about not having money - cover pic tweet about wanting to have a house by age 25 | Jonwayne O @jonwayne Age 20 5 years going own benz and have my house paid off. Age 25 know Patricia? Make TWO mexican pizzas. 10:39 AM 15 Feb 2016

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband stealing covers and wife sending him downstairs so she can steal them back

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funniest parenting tweets - tweet about kids being kidnapped by pirates and arguing who goes first | Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 my family were kidnapped by pirates and forced walk plank into shark infested waters pretty sure my children would fight over who got go first.

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about marriage is finding that one person whose breathing doesn't make you want to murder them

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funniest tweets written by women - cover pic about the pill being like an advent calendar | tweet by sophie @sophieeewhite7 pill is kinda like mini advent calendar u think about

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funniest parenting tweets - tweet about son who wiped booger on dads pillow | Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy My son wiped booger on pillow while were sitting on my bed watching TV. He saw my face and said Don't worry, Mommy Daddy's pillow guess 's fair. 7:11 PM Jul 31, 2020 Buffer

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funniest relationship tweets - cover pic wife complaining about energetic husband | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 hate my husband wakes up with too much energy just want relax. He's all Let's clean garage, let's go Lowe's get new BBQ, let's paint bathroom about "let's get divorce 8:45 PM Jul 26, 2020 Twitter iPhone >

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pictures of dad who went viral for matching his ties to his face masks every day

Dad Goes Viral For Matching Face Masks With Ties Each Day

funny tweets about bad ways parents apologize - cover pic tweet about parents ignoring then suddenly speaking to them again | @nour_xo789 Replying flstinifaerie *ignores 2-3 business days, huffing and puffing, not answering speak them, then magically starts talking

People Tweet Bad Ways Their Parents Apologize

funny tweets about the reality of marriage - cover pic about finding a black thong in your bed, asking your husband, but it's a face mask | Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Just found black thong tucked inside my bedsheets knew didn't belong so alled my husband over ask wth is. So anyway funny story turns out thong looks lot like face mask.

Tweets About The Realities Of Married Life

funny tweets of women roasting men - Any time a guy on Tinder says he's "looking for something casual," I just send him a link to a Gap v-neck tee"

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funny tweets of women roasting men - cover pic BREAKING: ex boyfriend now dating girl he swore he followed "by accident" when we were together

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Museums Battle on Twitter Over Who Has The Best Butt Exhibit - cover pic tweets of butts | Yorkshire Museum @YorkshireMuseum 'S TIME CURATORBATTLE Today's theme is #BestMuseumBum! This cracking Roman marble statuette depicts an athlete at peak fitness may have decorated town house one Eboracum's wealthier residents. Has someone taken bite out this BEAT MuseumBums | Dana Ardis @ZooLuki @Rainluvvr RT @DrJEBall clear winner BestMuseumBum is statue Aphrodite Kallipygos (lit Aphrodite beautiful butto

Museums Battle Over Who Has The Best Butt Exhibit

funny twitter thread on why babies are problematic - cover pic ash @ARTSHL3Y 3) they especially prey on women. women lose sleep, their own BODILY FLUIDS, and sanity all just these misogynists are still allowing and supporting this 7:00 PM May 9, 2019 Twitter iPhone

Satirical Twitter Thread About Why Babies Are Problematic

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Woman kicks ex-sister-in-law off of the family Spotify plan, accidentally sparks family conflict: 'She chose to leave the family, so she gave up any family-related benefits'

Woman kicks ex-sister-in-law off of the family Spotify plan, accidentally sparks family conflict: 'She chose to leave the family, so she gave up any family-related benefits'

Parents back out of paying for daughter's "fake" wedding in California when they find out it won't be legally binding, putting their relationship with her in jeopardy: 'We just don't see the point'

Parents back out of paying for daughter's "fake" wedding in California when they find out it won't be legally binding, putting their relationship with her in jeopardy: 'We just don't see the point'

Parents tell daughter that she is too lazy to make it on her own, she refuses to house them when they go into debt years later: '[They] still treat me like a failure'

Parents tell daughter that she is too lazy to make it on her own, she refuses to house them when they go into debt years later: '[They] still treat me like a failure'

Jobless Husband Secretly Empties Wife's Savings After Choosing 'Freedom' Over Employment, Leaving Her Penniless

Jobless Husband Secretly Empties Wife's Savings After Choosing 'Freedom' Over Employment, Leaving Her Penniless

Husband's new running buddy sparks suspicion from wife after he hesitates to admit he got post-workout smoothies with her, she starts to question their relationship: 'This whole situation makes me feel uncomfortable'

Husband's new running buddy sparks suspicion from wife after he hesitates to admit he got post-workout smoothies with her, she starts to question their relationship: 'This whole situation makes me feel uncomfortable'

18-year-old daughter refuses to be adopted by dad's wife, even after her younger siblings agree to it, dad resents her for it, forcing her to move out: 'Quit the childish nonsense'

18-year-old daughter refuses to be adopted by dad's wife, even after her younger siblings agree to it, dad resents her for it, forcing her to move out: 'Quit the childish nonsense'