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funny tweets about the grudges kids and parents hold against each other | thumbnail text - todd dillard ... @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla 12:20 AM - Mar 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 47.3K Retweets 4,896 Quote Tweets 724.8K Likes

Funny Tweets About The Grudges Parents And Kids Hold Against Each Other

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funny parenting tweets about self care | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford Self-care tip: Wear a luxurious moisturizing face mask as you wipe your child's shitty ass so that you, too, may feel as if you're enjoying the spa day of your dreams. 9:39 PM · May 4, 2020 Twitter for iPhone

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funny tweets from parents answering their kids who ask 'where do babies come from | thumbnail text - Amanda Marcotte | Mediocre Mommy ... @storiesofamom Toddler: "Babies come from the baby store." Me:

Funniest Answers Parents Gave Their Kids Who Asked 'Where Do Babies Come From'

The birds and the bees talk every parent dreads

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When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - MumlnBits ... @MumlnBits My 4yo asked why we don't get other people to cook our meals, clean our house and drive us around and I think she just invented being rich 4:06 PM · 10/14/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Deal With Stress By Having An Impeccable Sense Of Humor

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funny tweets about kids telling jokes | thumbnail text - The Dad ... THE DAD @thedad My son just learned about riddles, but also doesn't understand anything about riddles, so he keeps blurting out stuff like, "Why did the turtle cross the road? HE DIDN'T HE'S DEAD." 6:20 PM Sep 26, 2020 Buffer

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Kids have the weirdest sense of humor

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funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Storv ... @StorvLovesYou If ruining another human's day because you're “pushing the toy train wrong" sounds up your alley, having a toddler might be for you 2:19 AM · Aug 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funniest parenting tweets from parents just trying to make it by | thumbnail text - Laura Stevenson ... @laurastevenson Just put Sesame Street on the tv and my one year old daughter pointed at Elmo on the screen and said "GOD!" 6:09 PM · Aug 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 411 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 6,272 Likes

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Funny Tweets From Parents About The Weird Things Their Kids Collect | thumbnail text - Ms. Havisham ... @MissHavisham My kid clipped his toenails. He walked away to throw out clippings & said with his back to me, "These should complete my collection nicely," & I burst into laughter but he didn't, & he kept walking, so now I sleep with a butcher knife under my pillow. 6:08 PM · Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Whatever makes them happy

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this week's funniest parenting tweets from parents who are so over their kids | thumbnail text - MumlnBits @MumlnBits Somewhere between asking me for a banana and me giving him the banana, 4 decided he didn't like bananas anymore 11:57 PM · Aug 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 77 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 606 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Who Are So Over Their Kids Already

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sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford @thearibradford I love when I mention getting frustrated with my kids and someone's like "have you tried TALKING to your kids?" Omg thank you you visionary and here l've been communicating with f cking charades silly me 10:12 PM · Jun 29, 2021 · CoSchedule 85 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 635 Likes

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Parents document funny reaction from their kids about learning about birds and the bees | thumbnail text - SCOTT WARNER . Just had the & u chat with my 9 yr old son... Here are a few of his quotes: "You and mom are disgusting!" "When did you guys do this?" "I will never do that!" "Did you throw up Dad?" "I don't want kids anymore!" I've never seen a more disgusted child in my life.

Parents Reveal Their Kids Funny Reactions To Learning About How Babies Are Made

The conversation every parent dreads

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funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Dad to the bone ... @MirrorAdvice If you haven't taken a swig of your kid's sippy cup cause it's the only liquid around and you are thirsty AF, are you even a parent? 6:50 PM · Jul 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 38 Retweets 105 Likes

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funny parenting tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News ... @HomeWithPeanut I believe the children are our future. But my 3-year-old finished his juice & then got mad because he thought someone else finished his juice, so that future might be in trouble. 3:09 PM · Jul 15, 2021 · Twitter for Android 156 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 809 Likes

Tweets From Parents Who Are So Over Parenting

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Blue Berrymore @BerrymoreBlue ... Me before kids: "I will feed my children only nutritious foods, never speak harshly to them, and limit screen time." Me after kids (Screaming): "Eat your freaking happy meals so you can watch your damn movie!!" 10:41 PM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for Android 138 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 377 Likes

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funniest parenting tweets we saw this week - thumbnail | Text - Anna ... @AnnaDoesntWant2 The craziest thing about being a mom is how we'll make friends with anyone who lives near us and has kids the same age. You just killed a lady and turned her hair into a wig for your grandma? No thanks. Wait, did you say your kid is 3? Mine too! Come for dinner on Friday at 5:00? 7:45 PM Jul 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 42 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 238 Likes

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