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funny tweets from sarcastic moms who are done with parenting | thumbnail Katie Didn't ... @Pork_Chop_Hair [back at work after being a stay-at-home parent for many years] Me: alright, before this meeting starts, I want everyone to go pee. I don't care if you don't feel it, you need to try. 5:53 PM · Jun 16, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 1,766 Retweets 70 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes

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funny parenting memes relatable to anyone with kids | thumbnail text - when the doorbell rings in the middle of bathtime Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer Parenting hack: Tell much lamer bedtime stories than spouse so children will ask them instead every night.

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... Just saw my toddler holding a pillow over the face of her teddy bear while whispering "night night". I'm worried for my safety. 8:19 PM Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 103 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 600 Likes

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funniest dad tweets we came across this week and had to share | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ... it's been 14 months working from home with 3 kids. That's 425 days. 425 multiplied by 3 is 1,275. i have been asked 1,275 times over 425 days "are you doing work today?". so yes i'm having bourbon for breakfast, Cancel susan. 3:24 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 765 Likes

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Parenting Tweets That Nearly Made Us Spit Out Our Coffee From Chuckles| Thumbnail text - Marissa ... @michimama75 5: I'm bad at this puzzle Me: you're trying your best! Mommy has a hard time with that one too! 5: yeah, because you're bad at it 7:02 PM · 1/16/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Nearly Made Us Spit Out Our Coffee From Chuckles

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funny tweets about the realities of fitness for parents | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford I pulled a muscle and got floaters in my eyes from trying to show my kids how to do a cartwheel so I won't be selling my at-home fitness program after all. 5:00 AM - Apr 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 72 Retweets 407 Likes

Funny Tweets About The Realities Of Fitness For Parents

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Parenting is praising your 5-year-old like they won a Nobel Prize because they woke up in the middle of the night and got 100 percent of their puke in the toilet. 5:10 PM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for Android 111 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 4,412 Likes

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Funniest Parenting Tweets We Chuckled At This Year| thumbnail text - meghan @deloisivete ... I want those snacks that have 2 eyes and a scary mouth -my 3 yo, describing pretzels 4:18 PM · 10/5/21 · Twitter Web App 193 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,047 Likes

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Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners | thumbnail text - Оpal @PamCamp60217334 Replying to @JessicaValenti When I turned 40 I wanted to go blonde. Unfortunately my brunette hair didnt take it well. When my 8 YO daughter got off the bus that day the first thing she said was "I hope you can wash that out". 11:32 PM · Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners

Funny Rants From Parents About How Useless It Is To Yell At Their Kids | thumbnail text - WTFDAD ... @daddydoubts It's important not to yell at your children. Even if you're frustrated it's our responsibility to- FOR F'. CKS SAKE I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES DONT EAT RASPBERRIES ON THE COUCH THEY STAIN GODDAMN IT -remain calm and be the voice of reason. 4:58 PM · Aug 28, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

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Golden Tweets From Funny Parents Who Just Get It| thumbnail text - Jessie @mommajessiec *Googles Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles easy Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles really easy Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles is McDonald's open on Thanksgiving* 4:53 PM · Nov 14, 2021 (i)

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funny tweets about the grudges kids and parents hold against each other | thumbnail text - todd dillard ... @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla 12:20 AM - Mar 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 47.3K Retweets 4,896 Quote Tweets 724.8K Likes

Funny Tweets About The Grudges Parents And Kids Hold Against Each Other

funny parenting tweets about self care | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford Self-care tip: Wear a luxurious moisturizing face mask as you wipe your child's shitty ass so that you, too, may feel as if you're enjoying the spa day of your dreams. 9:39 PM · May 4, 2020 Twitter for iPhone

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When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - MumlnBits ... @MumlnBits My 4yo asked why we don't get other people to cook our meals, clean our house and drive us around and I think she just invented being rich 4:06 PM · 10/14/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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funny tweets about kids telling jokes | thumbnail text - The Dad ... THE DAD @thedad My son just learned about riddles, but also doesn't understand anything about riddles, so he keeps blurting out stuff like, "Why did the turtle cross the road? HE DIDN'T HE'S DEAD." 6:20 PM Sep 26, 2020 Buffer

Funny Tweets About Kids Terrible Attempts At Making Jokes

funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Storv ... @StorvLovesYou If ruining another human's day because you're “pushing the toy train wrong" sounds up your alley, having a toddler might be for you 2:19 AM · Aug 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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