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Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 8, 2022)| thumbnail text - That Mom Tho @mom_tho *giving my birthdate at the pharmacy 9: mom were you born in the 1900s? me: don't ever speak to me that way again

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Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 30, 2022)| thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Friend: Hey, how are things going? Me: You ever see a little kid get overpowered by the gallon of milk when they are pouring it? 3:16 PM · Mar 16, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 30, 2022)| thumbnail text - Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti my son told someone his favorite show is love is blind is that ok 3:54 AM · Mar 21, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Week (March 25, 2022)| thumbnail text - Marissa @michimama75 5: today in school, we talked about what to do if you have anxiety Me, grabbing a note pad and pen: go on 11:01 PM · Mar 15, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 0... .....*

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Parents Tweet The Funniest Ways Their Kids Mispronounced Things| thumbnail text - Jessie •.. @mommajessiec I love when kids rename things. For example, my kids call snacks "nackies" and granola bars “nolas" and homemade meals "do we have 99 anything else to eat" 8:00 AM · Feb 11, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 22, 2022)| thumbnail text - NicholasG @Dad_At_Law It's dad law that if you encounter a group of children building a sand castle at the beach, you have to ask them if they have the appropriate permits. 1:01 AM · Mar 15, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 17, 2022)| thumbnail text - mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo 6yo: this is my boyfriend me: what's his name? 6yo, whispers to boy: what's your name? me: been there 4:03 PM · Mar 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funniest Parenting Memes We Saw This Week (March 16, 2022)| thumbnail text - Toddlers looking at you as they poop at the dinner table New_England_Dad

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Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 16, 2022)| thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut Accomplish whatever tasks you have today with the confidence of a kid who claims to have brushed their teeth 2:08 PM · Mar 10, 2022 · Twitter for Android

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Funniest Parenting Memes We Saw This Past Week (March 12, 2022)| thumbnail text - What I picture when someone says their "baby" is 47-months-old. RAMBLIN MAMA,,My brain: "Your child wakes you daily at 6am, you need to go to bed earlier." Me: @redyellowgreendance Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

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Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 11, 2022)| thumbnail text - DonutHawk @StruggleDisplay Told my kids they had to share a donut and they whipped out a ruler, protractor, scale, and magnifying glass 7:10 PM · 3/3/22 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 9, 2022)| Thumbnail text - Michael Vogel @MichaelVogel1 (Seductively folds the family's laundry and puts it away in dresser drawers in a timely manner) - Me, flirting with my wife 6:39 PM · 3/6/22 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 25, 2022)| thumbnail text - Jessie @mommajessiec Teen, watching the halftime show: WOW. How old are these people? Me: JUST LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING WITHOUT RUINING IT FOR МЕ.

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Tweets From Parents Who Know How Eloquently To Roast Their Kids| Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking me: are you dressed and ready to go? my kid: dadmann walking

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Funniest Parenting Memes We Saw This Week (Feb 23, 2022)| thumbnail text - When people ask if I want to hold their baby,me showing my mom a funny meme my mom:

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