These dating profile faux pas that'll make you swipe left

The dating world is a complicated place. With all the advances of the 21st century, it seems like it should be easier to find a mate. However, with advancements comes an influx of information, not necessarily all of it pleasant. We all have had that one red flag that made us give up on a potential partner. The question is, where do we draw the line? Speaking of drawing the line. Today we're serving up a story about a man who left his date after finding out about her profession, it's hard to say…

It's all about the hoodie

Guilty as charged

"I'm whey into you"

Johnny Utah?

Oh the sauce.

The answers you've been waiting for

For when you're drunk in (long-term) love

The jokes you love to hate.

We're about to make you swoon and smile

That guy is probably a bad tipper too...

It's getting toasty in here

Oops...

With all this dating experience we have nothing to show for it except baggage and an ever growing collection of notches on the bedpost.

Perhaps the first red flag could have been that OP was a 20-something gay man scouring Grindr and was getting matched with an older guy with no profile photo, a vague bio, and an “ex wife” in the wings. Alleged ex-wife, we should say.