The answers you've been waiting for

For when you're drunk in (long-term) love

The jokes you love to hate.

We're about to make you swoon and smile

That guy is probably a bad tipper too...

Oops...

With all this dating experience we have nothing to show for it except baggage and an ever growing collection of notches on the bedpost.

Perhaps the first red flag could have been that OP was a 20-something gay man scouring Grindr and was getting matched with an older guy with no profile photo, a vague bio, and an “ex wife” in the wings. Alleged ex-wife, we should say.

Send that risky text, life is short

I have a weekly lunch date with Ph.Daddy... my therapist.

PSA: Astrology is juuust arbitrary enough to apply to literally everyone's life

'I can fix her'

When you've seen it all.

The truth sometimes hurts.

Wild times

My biggest dating criteria is to like the same meme-humor