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Serial Dater Uncovers The Best Excuses To Get Out Of Dates

We all get invited on dates we don't want to go on sometimes. Even a friend-date can feel intimidating and unnecessary from time to time. So what are we supposed to do? Sure we can say we have a significant other already but then you have to create a whole fake Instagram for them and get a decent amount of follow backs and it can get really messy really quick. Luckily Regina Roz, AKA the serial dater, provided her best list of excuses for any occasion on Quora. Enjoy!

Serial Dater Uncovers The Best Excuses To Get Out Of Dates| thumbnail text - beyonce I just got grounded for mistaking a cop as my grandma's birthday stripper.
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Sixteen Times People Had No Choice But To Ditch Their Date

Dating is a huge risk. Especially with all of these dating apps, you never know who you're about to share a meal with. They could be rude with the waiter, or even worse, flirt with them. Sometimes the date ends up being more than just awkward, and you realize its not going anywhere good. In such cases you're left with very few choices, and staying there is just not in the cards.

Times People Had No Choice But To Ditch Their Date| thumbnail text - - titlejunk 5 years ago He was 45 minutes late, got mad that another guy had started chatting me up at the bar while I waited, then proceeded to tell me about the hidden satanic messages in the opening ceremony of the Olympics. 284 Give Award Share Report Save
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First Date On Valentine’s Day Ends Up As An Awkward Double Date With Guy’s Parents

Whenever Valentine's day rolls around, I can't help but remember the weirdest Valentine's day first date I ever had. This was a few years ago now, but it still feels like just yesterday, because it was literally wild. I agreed to go out with this guy from my gym, let's call him Doug. I was single and ready to be swept off my feet, so when he proposed a special Valentine's day dinner and dancing event, I was psyched! Only when I got there...it turned out to be a double date. WITH HIS PARENTS. And not like "oh we happened to bump into each other and decided to sit together." No. Turns out, he called them the second I said yes and ASKED them to come on a date with us. And so began the most painfully awkward night of my life…



The Time I had a First Date on Valentine’s Day with the Guy’s Parents| thumbnail text - "Barb and Maury were grinding up on each other like a couple of teenagers. It would have been sweet if they didn't keep glancing over at me."
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People Reveal Awkward First Date Stories

So, it's Valentine's Day. Today a lot of people are thinking about their relationship status and reminiscing over past dates that either make them smile or crawl in a little hole. On a first date, people want to feel calm, cool and collected. But it's just not always possible. An awkward first date doesn't cancel out the possibility of a second date, but it sure does not feel good in the moment.

People Reveal Awkward First Date Stories| Thumbnail text - Eastern_Ad626 17 days ago i was seeing this guy from tinder and he asked me to come pregame at his place for our third or fourth date. i was so excited. finally got there and this man had a whole ass ring light and tripod set up for us to film tik toks. i nearly passed out Reply Share
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10 Misogynistic Things Real Men Have Actually Said On Dates

Women can do anything that a man can do, but some people clearly haven't gotten the memo. We receive submissions from many a woman complaining about the blatant misogyny that unfortunately plagues the dating world in a time where feminism seems to be at its peak. We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to bring you a list of 10 misogynistic things men have said on a date. Have a bad date story to submit? Send if here for a chance to be featured!

Misogynistic things real men actually said on a date | thumbnail pop art image of man and woman text - if you don't want your ass grabbed don't wear revealing clothing
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Things People Did Which Which Turned Off Their Partners

When it comes to attraction in a relationship, it comes down to so much more than physical looks. Personality, character traits, mannerisms, and overall persona all contribute to the way you feel about your partner and whether or not they are the person you want to build a future with, or not. Here are some things that people found to be total turn-offs, and the straw that broke the camel's back when it came to being attracted to their partners, and 

Things people did which immediately turned off their partners | thumbnail Text - "SENT ME A SNAP CHAT OF THEM ON THE SHITTER. THEN SAID "WHAT? YOU DONT LIKE MY POOP SELFIES?" I HAD ONLY MATCHED WITH THEM ON TINDER LIKE 5 DAYS BEFORE."
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Man With 700lbs. Of Beef Can't Get A Date: Funny Twitter Thread

Everyone is looking for different things in a life partner, and everyone knows what they bring to the table. But sometimes, it's better to keep your assets to yourself instead of assuming that you know what your potential suitors want, especially if it makes you sound like a bit of a d-bag. One guy learned this the hard way when he took to Twitter to vent his frustrations about being single, despite all his assets. His Tweet said, "My housing is paid for. I make a good salary. I get health insurance, 401k, 700 lbs of beef a year, and I live on a couple hundred acres. I'm a puncher by trade with a bachelor's degree. And I swear you women would rather have a loser than a provider. It's sad"

Twitter roasted him mercilessly, men and women alike and the responses are hilarious. We've compiled some of the funniest ones for you below to scroll through and laugh at.

 

man complains on Twitter that he can't get a date despite having 700lbs. of beef a year | thumbnail Text - Dangerously Beefy @vickers_stephen 000 My housing is paid for. I make a good salary. I get health insurance, 401k, 700 Ibs of beef a year, and I live on a couple hundred acres. I'm a puncher by trade with a bachelors degree. And I swear you women would rather have a loser than a provider. It's sad
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Women Reveal The Weirdest And Creepiest Things Men Have Done To Impress Them

Romance is an art. You might think you're doing something that will impress the object of your desire, but in fact, you're just being creepy. The women of Reddit have come forward to share the creepiest and weirdest things guys have done to impress them and there are some real gems. We've compiled the best ones for you below. 

askreddit creepy men women impress date stalker | egflynn 122 points 6 hours ago Let himself into my dorm and used our female-only lab shave half his body someone called cops, said had given him key my room and permission be there got restraining order. He then put himself up on homemade cross quad at Easter, with sign over his head saying he sacrificing himself our love had change campuses.
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People Reveal The Worst Dates They've Ever Been On

Dating can be hard, but it doesn't have to be. All you need to do is go on the date, behave like a normal civilized human being, and then either go on a second date or don't. It's really that simple! Clearly, not for some, it seems.  A Twitter user asking people to share their worst dates received some real shockers in response. Check out some of the worst dates people have been on that went south pretty quickly. 

twitter bad dates funny reveal dating relationship nightmares | Chantelle @Chantelle_Disco Replying millercycle He summoned spirit his dead Nan. 10:31 AM 4/21/20 Twitter iPhone
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Short And Funny Letters Of Disappointment From Girls To Their Exes: Instagram Account

Ever wish you could have said how you really felt to the idiot you dated? Well now you can, with this brilliant Instagram account - @ToTheGuysIveDated. It's basically a submission of all the ugly truths that women wanted to say to the losers they were in a relationship with, or briefly dated and it's hilarious. Check out the harsh truths these women have to say to their romantic mistakes. 

instagram funny letters exes guys disappointed dated relationships | Dear Steven arrived at restaurant were seated at best table place convo flowing and laughed lot. At end date stood up leave and 's found out were 5'5 and not 5'10 like said on hinge. Yours truly, 5'9 (w/out heels) Jenna | Dear Adam frozen Trader Joe's chicken cooked dinner too cold chocolate chip cookies baked were too raw, and bedroom were too soft salty.
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When a Blogger Challenges Women To Ask Their Crush To Go On a Valentine Date With Them

Blogger and podcaster @Oloni started her annual Valentine's Day challenge, which involves women messaging their crushes in an attempt to get a date with them on February 14. The results have, once again, entertained many.

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The Reality Of Date Nights After Marriage Summed Up In 16 Hilarious Tweets

At the beginning of a relationship, date night might mean putting on a cute outfit, heading out to a cool restaurant and engaging in some interesting conversation every Friday night. Once you have a handful of years of marriage under your belt, date nights start looking a little different.... 

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