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funniest dad tweets we came across this week and had to share | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ... it's been 14 months working from home with 3 kids. That's 425 days. 425 multiplied by 3 is 1,275. i have been asked 1,275 times over 425 days "are you doing work today?". so yes i'm having bourbon for breakfast, Cancel susan. 3:24 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 765 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Parenting is praising your 5-year-old like they won a Nobel Prize because they woke up in the middle of the night and got 100 percent of their puke in the toilet. 5:10 PM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for Android 111 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 4,412 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - non podhoretz @crookedroads770 Yesterday I overheard my two year old son saying "Are you sure this is a good idea" and my five year old son replying "Trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life 10:21 PM Jan 23, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 58.1K Retweets 2.9K Quote Tweets 706.5K Likes

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15 Texts That Bring Us Belly Laughs And Happy Tears Part 2| Thumbnail Text - Azure - trying to flirt like iMessage Today 8:42 PM hows life baby gorilla You are such a piece of sh't I think you have the wrong babygirl* number wtf This is Robert? Nope, todd Fuck you todd, you're prolly a piece of shit too

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Dads Who Aren't Afraid To Roast Themselves And Their Kids On Twitter| thumbnail text - Green - The Dad THE DAD @thedad Mom: Don't wind up the kids before bed 001 Grandpa: 102

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Dads Who Tweet Funny Things We Didn't Know We Needed In Our Lives| thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I don't secretly steal my kids' Halloween candy. I eat it right in front of them while maintaining eye contact. Total power move. 2:46 AM · 11/1/21 · Twitter for iPhone 97 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 1,538 Likes

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19 Dad Tweets That Sent Us Laughing Over The Edge| Thumbnail Text - Nose - NicholasG @Dad_At_Law "So lucky our kids have siblings so they'll always be there for each other," I mutter as I break up another physical fight between my daughters because they both want to be Hermione Granger for Halloween.

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Funny fathers make the world go 'round. These dads have us slapping our knees from laughing. They are providing solid hoots that we need to carry us through the day. Dads, thanks for bringing us your best cringy and corny humor. At Cheezcake , we like to honor the brave ones out there that get stabbed by cutlery on the daily. This is an ode to the ones who pack lunches and break-up punches. We are honoring these dads in the only way we can, by dedicating a weekly listicle to their clever tweets…

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funny memes of mom vs dad | Mothers pushing babies in strollers and Fathers carrying them upside down by their legs | Moms put their kids sleep Dads put their kids sleep NOW WILL GO SLEEP OR WILL PUT SLEEP

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Dad Tweets Which Show That Kids Are More Cringe Than You Ever Thought| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness ... Dining out with kids is a great way to practice talking in angry whispers 5:17 PM · 9/5/21 · Twitter for iPhone 155 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 548 Likes

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funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Storv ... @StorvLovesYou If ruining another human's day because you're “pushing the toy train wrong" sounds up your alley, having a toddler might be for you 2:19 AM · Aug 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Dad to the bone ... @MirrorAdvice If you haven't taken a swig of your kid's sippy cup cause it's the only liquid around and you are thirsty AF, are you even a parent? 6:50 PM · Jul 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 38 Retweets 105 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Blue Berrymore @BerrymoreBlue ... Me before kids: "I will feed my children only nutritious foods, never speak harshly to them, and limit screen time." Me after kids (Screaming): "Eat your freaking happy meals so you can watch your damn movie!!" 10:41 PM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for Android 138 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 377 Likes

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funniest tweets from dads who nailed parenting this week | Thumbnail text - Tired Dad of 2 ... @Tired_Dad_of_2 (I wake up and pour my first coffee with my eyes barely open) 6: Daddy, where did the first humans come from? 4:23 PM · Jul 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 22 Retweets 131 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Tonight our 4 year old ate his dinner in a record time of 4 hours 27 minutes 9:57 PM · Jun 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 42 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 663 Likes

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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week | Thumbnail text - NicholasG ... @Dad_At_Law So glad to be able to spend hard-earned money at restaurants again so my daughter can say things like, "This shrimp isn't as good as the popcorn shrimp at school. I think it has real shrimp in it." 3:49 PM · Jun 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 21 Retweets 45 Likes

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