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38 dad joke tweets for married couples | Thumbnail includes dad joke tweet 'my wife just yelled at me 'you jerk you haven't listened to a single word i've said have you'

38 'Dad Joke' Tweets for Husbands and Wives Who Love to Laugh

These are funnier than your dad. Promise.
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I told my husband that I needed to tell him something when we were going to pick up my son Sam and his girlfriend Sadie, and he had to promise me not to be upset. I just said 'Sadie is trans'. He just went, 'hmm, okay'. On the drive to Sam's place, I told my husband that Sam loves her and it took a lot of courage from Sadie to be open with us right from the beginning. My husband just said 'we will talk later'.

Your Weekly Dose of Wholesome Reddit: Man Tells Parents His New Girlfriend is Trans, Dad in Response: 'Let's Get Ice Cream'

It's like a dad joke and a dad hug served in a cone with sprinkles
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25 funny husband memes | Thumbnail includes a picture of 4 bottles of spices and a picture of a dog flying in the front seat of the car 'I Let My Husband Label The Spices and This Happened Beg Ur Parsley m Kinda A Big Di Oregano Gangsta It's Go Thyme Married Memes Me... I didn't even break that hard My husband in the passenger seat'

25 Hilarious Hubby Memes For Gals That Dig Dad Bods & Dad Jokes (February 26, 2023)

Appreciating the dad bods today
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21 Times Tony Hawk Was Mistaken for Tony Hawk| Thumbnail Text - Clothing - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!" Me: еxactly Her: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these days" Me: this

21 Times Tony Hawk Was Mistaken for Tony Hawk

Hilarious & wholesome Tony Hawk mismeetings
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24 Random Memes That Are Certified Knee-Slappers (Feb. 18, 2022)| Thumbnail Text - Hairstyle - Amy @lolennui thinking about how scared the founding fathers would be if they saw a Furby @Cheezcake Humo is everyone else losing it right now or is it just me and Kanye?

24 Random Memes That Are Certified Knee-Slappers (Feb. 18, 2022)

Everything from Euphoria to Kanye
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Man Sends His Girlfriend Outrageous Photoshopped Pictures Whenever She Asks If Their Kids Are OK| Thumbnail Text - Footwear,Shoe,Sky,Photograph,Leg,People in nature,Flash photography,Smile,Happy,Gesture

Man Sends His Girlfriend Photoshopped Pictures Whenever She Asks If Their Baby is OK

Instagram Dad, Kenny Duess mastered the art of the dad joke by photoshopping his daughter into wild scenarios. You won't believe your eyes.
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15 Dad Tweets That Have Us Tucked In And Ready For A Bedtime Story| Thumbnail to text -Rectangle - Outerwear - WTFDAD @daddydoubts My toddler is always saying that he loves living in our apartment because it's "high in the sky" which is adorable. Telling a police officer that he's "going to get high at home with daddy" less so.

15 Dad Tweets That Have Us Tucked In And Ready For A Bedtime Story (February 6, 2022)

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... Just saw my toddler holding a pillow over the face of her teddy bear while whispering "night night". I'm worried for my safety. 8:19 PM Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 103 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 600 Likes

Dad Tweets That Are A Hoot And A Half

The funny dads of Twitter
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funniest dad tweets we came across this week and had to share | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ... it's been 14 months working from home with 3 kids. That's 425 days. 425 multiplied by 3 is 1,275. i have been asked 1,275 times over 425 days "are you doing work today?". so yes i'm having bourbon for breakfast, Cancel susan. 3:24 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 765 Likes

Funniest Eye-Rolling Dad Tweets To Start Your Day

The funny dads of Twitter
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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Parenting is praising your 5-year-old like they won a Nobel Prize because they woke up in the middle of the night and got 100 percent of their puke in the toilet. 5:10 PM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for Android 111 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 4,412 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

The funny dads of Twitter
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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - non podhoretz @crookedroads770 Yesterday I overheard my two year old son saying "Are you sure this is a good idea" and my five year old son replying "Trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life 10:21 PM Jan 23, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 58.1K Retweets 2.9K Quote Tweets 706.5K Likes

Dad Tweets That Made Us Want To Purchase Some Sexy Dad Jeans

The funny dads of Twitter
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15 Texts That Bring Us Belly Laughs And Happy Tears Part 2| Thumbnail Text - Azure - trying to flirt like iMessage Today 8:42 PM hows life baby gorilla You are such a piece of sh't I think you have the wrong babygirl* number wtf This is Robert? Nope, todd Fuck you todd, you're prolly a piece of shit too

15 Texts That Bring Us Belly Laughs And Happy Tears Part 2

Wildly funny text fails
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Dads Who Aren't Afraid To Roast Themselves And Their Kids On Twitter| thumbnail text - Green - The Dad THE DAD @thedad Mom: Don't wind up the kids before bed 001 Grandpa: 102

Dads Who Aren't Afraid To Roast Themselves And Their Kids On Twitter

We love a bold father figure
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Dads Who Tweet Funny Things We Didn't Know We Needed In Our Lives| thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I don't secretly steal my kids' Halloween candy. I eat it right in front of them while maintaining eye contact. Total power move. 2:46 AM · 11/1/21 · Twitter for iPhone 97 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 1,538 Likes

Dads Who Tweet Funny Things We Didn't Know We Needed In Our Lives

Ah, dads
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19 Dad Tweets That Sent Us Laughing Over The Edge| Thumbnail Text - Nose - NicholasG @Dad_At_Law "So lucky our kids have siblings so they'll always be there for each other," I mutter as I break up another physical fight between my daughters because they both want to be Hermione Granger for Halloween.

18 Dad Tweets That Sent Us Laughing Over The Edge

Funny fathers make the world go 'round. These dads have us slapping our knees from laughing. They are providing solid hoots that we need to carry us through the day. Dads, thanks for bringing us your best cringy and corny humor. At Cheezcake , we like to honor the brave ones out there that get stabbed by cutlery on the daily. This is an ode to the ones who pack lunches and break-up punches. We are honoring these dads in the only way we can, by dedicating a weekly listicle to their clever tweets…
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funny memes of mom vs dad | Mothers pushing babies in strollers and Fathers carrying them upside down by their legs | Moms put their kids sleep Dads put their kids sleep NOW WILL GO SLEEP OR WILL PUT SLEEP

Memes Showing The Different Parenting Styles Of Moms And Dads

Dad: "Just ask mom"
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