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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Tried Nailing Parenting This Week

Everyone knows that dads and their jokes are super cringe-worthy. On the other hand, they are precious, and we must protect them at all costs. Otherwise, dad bods, dad jokes, and dad tweets will cease to exist - and where would we be without those things?! Twitter dads are our favorite, and we will continue to document their fatherly shenanigans every week. Scroll down for this week's best dad tweets, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.

funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Dad to the bone ... @MirrorAdvice If you haven't taken a swig of your kid's sippy cup cause it's the only liquid around and you are thirsty AF, are you even a parent? 6:50 PM · Jul 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 38 Retweets 105 Likes
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Funniest Dads We Saw This Week From Dads Who Nailed Parenting

Fatherhood is such a magical experience, but it's not all rainbows, butterflies, and diaper changes. Modern-day dads have dealt with the good, the bad, and the ugly. If you didn't think cherub children could get ugly, the dads of Twitter are here to set you straight. We love seeing fathers struggling through the parenting journey using their dad humor to preserve their sanity in the process. We celebrate these dads every week because their despair is utterly relatable for anyone raising kids, and we love to laugh at their expense. So, enjoy dads openly blasting their kids on the internet below.

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Blue Berrymore @BerrymoreBlue ... Me before kids: "I will feed my children only nutritious foods, never speak harshly to them, and limit screen time." Me after kids (Screaming): "Eat your freaking happy meals so you can watch your damn movie!!" 10:41 PM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for Android 138 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 377 Likes
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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

Parenting comes with a lot of unexpected surprises struggles and stresses. But it's all about how you deal with them that determines whether or not the journey will be bearable, kind of fun, or an absolute sh*t show. Humour usually makes most bad situations a little bit better and the funny dads of Twitter certainly know a thing or two about that. And each week we gather some of the funniest dad tweets we found to show you this funny side of parenting and make you feel less alone if you are going through struggles of your own. Scroll through these funny tweets and then check out last week's batch in case you missed them. 


funniest tweets from dads who nailed parenting this week | Thumbnail text - Tired Dad of 2 ... @Tired_Dad_of_2 (I wake up and pour my first coffee with my eyes barely open) 6: Daddy, where did the first humans come from? 4:23 PM · Jul 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 22 Retweets 131 Likes
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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

We've rounded up some of the funniest dad tweets we found this week that accurately describe the journey of parenthood. There's something about men becoming fathers that makes them so much more comical, relatable, and goofier, and we're grateful for it. Here's the best from dads on Twitter from the past seven days, and here are last week's in case you missed them.




funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Tonight our 4 year old ate his dinner in a record time of 4 hours 27 minutes 9:57 PM · Jun 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 42 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 663 Likes
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Sarcastic Dads Who Are Done With Parenting

We've just celebrated Father's Day, where we give dads the credit they deserve for raising their kids as best they can. But every day, fathers struggle through the parenting journey, and sometimes, dad humor is the only way they can preserve their sanity in the process. We celebrate these dads every week because their despair is utterly relatable for anyone raising kids, and we love to laugh at their expense. Check out these hilariously sarcastic tweets from dads who are hanging on by a thread, and then head on over to last week's funniest dad tweets for more dad humor.



Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week | Thumbnail text - NicholasG ... @Dad_At_Law So glad to be able to spend hard-earned money at restaurants again so my daughter can say things like, "This shrimp isn't as good as the popcorn shrimp at school. I think it has real shrimp in it." 3:49 PM · Jun 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 21 Retweets 45 Likes
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Dads Who Are Lowkey Sick Of Their Kids

It's almost Father's Day, which means it's time to celebrate all the dads out there and all the incredible work they do raising their kids. But instead of being all sentimental and cute about it, we thought we'd acknowledge the less wholesome moments of parenting that dads endure daily. Anyone with kids knows how most days feel like losing a never-ending battle, so to all the dads out there just doing their best—and by best, we mean trying not to kill their kids—we acknowledge you, appreciate you, and love you. Here are some of the funniest dad tweets we saw this week from dads who are just trying to hold it together.






funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix If it's Sunday night and you're not just finding out about a school project that's due tomorrow are you really even a parent? 3:21 AM Jun 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPad
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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting

Parenting is a Herculean task and not one for the weak-willed. Continuously making sure your kids are fed, clothed, bathed, and occupied can get pretty exhausting and make you want to throw in the towel. Unfortunately, that's not really an option, and so you have to keep on going— at least until your kids are 18. To the dads who do manage to keep up the parenting gig, we salute you. Because as much stick as we give dads, they can be pretty funny, so here's our Twitter tribute to them. The funniest dad tweets we found this week are a great dose of dad humor for when you need a pick me up. And last week's funny dad tweets are pretty good too!

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby ... Imagine raising a child, staying up countless nights with them, sacrificing for them and then on Father's Day they get you a tie with a fish on it 10:08 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 30 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 522 Likes
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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

The funny dads of Twitter never fail to make us laugh, roll our eyes, and get our sympathy all at the same time. This hilarious community of dads shares laughter, struggles, and successes as they strive to create a better world for their kids, and we're here for it. Each week, we collect the funniest dad tweets we came across and put them together in one convenient list for you. So scroll through this week's haul and then check out last week's collection of funny dad tweets for more groan-worthy dad humor and parenting tips and tricks.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Parenting is praising your 5-year-old like they won a Nobel Prize because they woke up in the middle of the night and got 100 percent of their puke in the toilet. 5:10 PM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for Android 111 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 4,412 Likes
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Funny Parenting Tweets That Hit Way Too Hard

Parenting is full of moments that make you want to laugh, cry, jump off a cliff, and everything in between. That's why Tweeting about it can be a great (and cheap) form of therapy, as well as a way to get as much sympathy as you can from fellow parents. Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. And you can enjoy last week's funniest parenting tweets when you're done with these.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Sarae @LoveSarae One time I faked died in front of Micah to see what he would do and he said "oh no, mummy died". Then SAT ON MY HEAD and continued playing on his iPad. I taught him how to dial 999 that day. 12:59 PM · May 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,713 Retweets 215 Quote Tweets 27.8K Likes
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Funniest Eye-Rolling Dad Tweets To Start Your Day

Dads get a lot of stick for their eye-rolling, groan-inducing humor, especially the dads of Twitter. But the truth is, we should be thanking them because their hilarious observations and jokes about their parenting struggles brighten up our day and make us feel better about our parenting shortcomings. Each week we compile the funniest dad tweets we came across for your entertainment and viewing pleasure. And make sure to check out last week's funniest dad tweets in case you missed them.




funniest dad tweets we came across this week and had to share | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ... it's been 14 months working from home with 3 kids. That's 425 days. 425 multiplied by 3 is 1,275. i have been asked 1,275 times over 425 days "are you doing work today?". so yes i'm having bourbon for breakfast, Cancel susan. 3:24 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 765 Likes
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Wives Who Could Easily Be The Next Host Of Punk'd, But They're Too Busy Pranking Their S/O

Oftentimes, it is the most hilarious people who never pursue careers in comedy. They just entertain us for free! Isn't that amazing? If you're lucky enough, your future significant other will be one of those people. Then you get a life-long supply of cheesy jokes and pranks from a damn near professional. I only can home to be so lucky one day. Until then, let's enjoy these silly practical jokes that probably made these wives' significant others go, "Yep, that's my wife, the comedian."

Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - Wives Who Could Easily Be The Next Host Of Punk'd, but they're too busy pranking their S/O
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 27, 2021)

Most people have a love-hate relationship with dad humor. And by that, I mean they hate how much they love it. Because let's face it, as much as we roll our eyes and groan out loud at their puns, their quips, and their funny observations about life and parenting, we still come back for more. Each week we round up the funniest dad tweets we found from the past seven days that accurately describe the journey of parenthood. There's something about men becoming fathers that makes them so much more comical, relatable, and goofier, and we're grateful for it. And here are last week's funniest dad tweets in case you missed them.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Why aren't there any horror movies called "My 4 year old fell asleep in the car at 5pm" 11:37 PM · Apr 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 152 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,366 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 21, 2021)

We don't know when men make the transition from regular dudes to total dads, but we're so here for it! The dads of Twitter take to the platform on a weekly basis to express the wins and woes of parenting, and these dads could seriously start a side hustle doing comedy about parenting. Evidently, they have loads of personal material to work with. Personally, I'm sad I can't join the dad club myself, but take joy in enjoying the hilarious tweets they produce. Scroll down for all the dad funnies this week. 


funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Kids at bedtime are like a nine page food blog for a simple ramen noodle recipe 3:12 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 800 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 13, 2021)

It's that time of the week, where we gift you the gift of the funniest dad tweets we found over the past seven days. It's your collection of dad humor at its best, for you to laugh at, cry with and relate hard to. Parenting isn't easy, and dads try their best... sometimes. Or not, it's hard to tell from these tweets. Either way, here is the best of dad's parenting hacks we found on Twitter this week. And here are last week's funniest dad tweets in case you missed them. 



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking i got my ears cleaned out at the ENT today. got home and could hear my kids louder so this is bullshit i want my ear wax back 6:54 PM Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter Web App 28 Retweets 326 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 5, 2021)

Every parent will attest that raising kids is a Herculean task and not one for the weak. So, when things inevitably get tough, having a good sense of humor will make the parenting journey a lot more bearable. The funny dads of Twitter know a thing or two about this, and they take parenting with a pinch of salt, a splash of vodka, and a whole lot of humor. Here are this week's funniest dad tweets.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... I'm sure 4 kids fighting about who found the most eggs at 7 AM is exactly what Jesus had planned for today. 4:32 PM · Apr 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 164 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,794 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (March 30, 2021)

We're back with your weekly roundup of the funniest dad Tweets we came across this week. It's the dads who are nailing it at parenting but might need a word or two of encouragement along the way. Thankfully, Twitter is the place where dads come to life and give each other the boosts they need to get through another day of parenting challenges. This week's list is a taste of dad humor at its best. It's guaranteed to brighten up your day, make you roll your eyes, and keep scrolling down for more.




funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... "Dad isn't it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?" - my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization 2:55 AM - Mar 30, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 246 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 2,575 Likes
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