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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 24, 2020)

Most people have a love-hate relationship with dad humor. And by that, I mean they hate how much they love it. The awful jokes make us groan, roll our eyes, and sometimes, genuinely laughing out loud. And when they share their dad jokes, quips, and rants about parenting on Twitter, we love it even more. Each week, we scour the internet for the funniest dad tweets we can find, and we love sharing them with you. When you need a pick-me-up, scroll through these tweets, then last week's, and then the week before that.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts I just sneezed and my kid shouted from his bedroom "bless you dad!" which is adorable. You know what else is adorable? GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP 4:03 AM Nov 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 147 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes >
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 3, 2020)

It's that time of the week where we bring you the funniest eye-rolling collection of dad tweets we came across over the past seven days. Twitter is the place where dads come to life, and we see dad humor at its best. Scroll through this collection, groan loudly and then check out last week's in case you missed them.



funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet 50% of parenting a toddler is deciding if the object they're about to break is worth getting up off the couch 7:41 PM Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter Web App 163 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 969 Likes >
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 27, 2020)

We're back with the latest haul of funniest dads on Twitter we came across this week, and as usual, they don't disappoint. It turns out that 280 characters or less are enough to vent your joys frustrations of the trials and tribulations of parenting, and dads nail it every time. Check out these nuggets of humor, and then head over to last week's in case you missed them.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Dad on my Feet @dad_on_my_feet 000 My kid left a car light on overnight so this morning my battery was dead, which reminded me the importance of life-lessons like jump- starting an engine, keeping an emergency kit handy, and above all else, proper use of birth control
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 20, 2020)

It's that time of the week again, where we share the funniest tweets written by dads over the past seven days. It's a chance for you to feel a bit better about the parenting trials and tribulations you might be going through and feel less alone in your struggles. Because as much stick as we give dads, they can be quite funny, so here's our Twitter tribute to them. So scroll through, have a chuckle, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.


funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - bacon popsiclestein @Gupton68 If I learned just one thing as a parent, it's that by the 3rd kid they can be juggling samurai swords and hand grenades and you won't care as long as they're doing it quietly
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 13, 2020)

We've rounded up some of the funniest fatherhood tweets we found this week that accurately describe the journey of parenthood. There's something about men becoming fathers that makes them so much more comical, relatable, and goofier, and we're grateful for it. Here's the best from dads on Twitter from the past seven days, and here are last week's in case you missed them.

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix What I say: Be ready, we are leaving in five minutes. What the child hears: Get undressed. Start finger painting. Lose at least one shoe.
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 6, 2020)

Parenting is a Herculean task and not one for the weak-willed. It's essentially moment after moment of congratulating yourself for keeping your tiny humans alive and trying not to lose your sanity in the process. Dads especially get a lot of stick for their roles because they're not naturally as maternal, but when they take to Twitter to celebrate, moan about and seek advice for becoming better parents, we can only celebrate them. So here is the latest in funny dad tweets, and here are last week's for when you're done, in case you missed them.



funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 5 AM.
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A New Batch Of Eye-Rolling Punny Dad Jokes

We're back with a fresh batch of groan-inducing, eye-roll worthy dad jokes. Because as much as we pretend to hate them, deep down we love the punny one-liners that only dads can whip out of the bag. As usual, this haul will make you roll your eyes so far back in your head, you're at risk of them getting stuck back there. Scroll through and you'll see what I mean...

funny dad jokes to make your eyes roll | thumbnail Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need... .. to let that mango.
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Father Of Four Daughters Tweets Their Funny Conversations

Being a parent isn't easy, but when you're a father of four daughters, you've certainly got your work cut out for you. Kids are cheeky, rude, and playful but sometimes they leave you stumped, not knowing what to say. Being a parent isn't easy for anyone, but when you're a father of four daughters, you've certainly got your work cut out for you. James Breakwell - said father of four girls has tweeted the funny conversations he has with his kids and they're hilariously relatable for anyone who has ever been a parent of young children. 

funny tweets from father of four daughters - cover photo conversation between father and four year old | James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn did just catch doing? 6-year-old: Jumping on bed Why is bad? 6: Because were looking. 9:03 PM Jun 18, 2020 Twitter Android
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Someone Created The 'Perfect Dad-Joke' Template

As if dad jokes couldn't get any better (or worse, depending on how you look at it), the internet has come up with a template to construct the perfect punny, eye-rolling catastrophe. But as much as we groan when we hear dad jokes, this template is kind of working and the results are hilarious. Scroll through the funniest ones below. 

perfect dad joke template hilarious memes pictures funny | Congrats flat earth movie just nominated an award Golden Globes. Which one? | Whoever invented knock knock joke should get an award don't know no bell prize? like Okay, fine actually pretty good.
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Some More Dad Jokes From Infamous Instagram Account

Our favorite Instagram account of the best dad jokes is back with some more eye-rolling and cringe-worthy puns that get us every time. Enjoy the latest in dad humor below! 

dad jokes instagram funny memes hilarious | Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My girlfriend wants choose between her and my career as reporter. I have some breaking news her.
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Dad Jokes Instagram Account Is Back With More Eye-Rolling Crackers

Now more than ever, we need some groan-inducing humor to get us through the tough times and once again, our favorite Dad Jokes Instagram account doesn't disappoint. Here are some of the latest and funniest (if a dad joke can ever be truly funny) crackers to brighten up your day and make your eyes roll back in your head. 

dad jokes funny Instagram eye roll jokes laughing dad humor | Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes 's difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup? Anyone can mash potatoes
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The Instagram Account Dedicated To Eye-Rolling Dad Jokes

Ah, dad jokes. Can't live with them, can't live without them. They might make us groan, roll our eyes and cringe, but somehow, begrudgingly, those corny puns get us every time. It's baffling how only dads can get away with saying such cheezy one-liners and make them funny and it begs the question... When does a joke become a dad joke? 

When it becomes apparent. 

See what we did there? 

Enjoy some more quality dad jokes below, taken from the Instagram account @DadSaysJokes

dad jokes, funny, Instagram, eye roll, jokes, laughing, groan-inducing, dad humor, dad | tweet by Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes If have twin daughters name one Kate. And l'll name other DupliKate.
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Storytime: When Dad Goes Shopping For The Christmas Tree Alone

'Tis the season! Folks are beginning to get into the holiday spirit and one of the first (and largest) signs of that is getting a big ol' Christmas tree! 

But what happens when dads go tree shopping alone? 

In this case, a series of hilarity ensues, in the form of iMessages. 


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Man Posts Brilliant Dad Jokes And Puns On a Roadsign In a Small Town

Vince Rozmiarek is a volunteer at the Indian Hills Community Center in Indian Hills, Colorado. He is also the king of puns and dad jokes. For the past several years, he manages the outdoor message board of the center that stands along the only highway in the town of about one thousand people. With the help of facebook, his brilliant jokes and puns are being laughed at all around the world. 


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17 Times Tumblr Got Deep And Funny This Week

These Posts From Tumblr Users will make you rethink your very existence so prepare to be moved all the way down to the depths of your soul. 

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Twitter User Asks People To Write 'Dads Ten Commandments', They Do Not Disappoint

 @WhimsyTags on @HashtagRoundup asked people to suggest their own ideas for  #DadsCommandments and it's so relatable. Dads love to tell the jokes, but this time the tables have turned. Twitter users came together and contributed to create the ultimate Dad Commandments. 

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