'Tis the season! Folks are beginning to get into the holiday spirit and one of the first (and largest) signs of that is getting a big ol' Christmas tree!
But what happens when dads go tree shopping alone?
In this case, a series of hilarity ensues, in the form of iMessages.
Vince Rozmiarek is a volunteer at the Indian Hills Community Center in Indian Hills, Colorado. He is also the king of puns and dad jokes. For the past several years, he manages the outdoor message board of the center that stands along the only highway in the town of about one thousand people. With the help of facebook, his brilliant jokes and puns are being laughed at all around the world.
@WhimsyTags on @HashtagRoundup asked people to suggest their own ideas for #DadsCommandments and it's so relatable. Dads love to tell the jokes, but this time the tables have turned. Twitter users came together and contributed to create the ultimate Dad Commandments.
Much of what we take for granted in Western society today comes from Ancient Greece. Democracy? The Greeks. Philosophy? The Greeks. Vending machines? Amazingly, the Greeks. If so much came from the Greeks, what about humor? The answer is here, in these amazing Reddit threads. They prove to us that Greek mythology can make some pretty hilarious (and bad in a good way) jokes.
OK, so these jokes are the worst they come. Like so bad that you will cringe while laughing. You will not want to laugh because they're so bad, but you'll laugh anyway. And then you'll laugh at yourself laughing. You know what I'm talking about? Just continue reading. You'll thank us afterwards.
