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pop art illustration of man praying - woman describing how guy wanted his wife to be a virgin | "He told me that he prefers his wife to be a virgin, because he feels that a woman should be pure when she gives herself to her husband, or else why wear a white dress? TOGETHER WE CAN PRAY THE AWAY!

My Dating Nightmare: Guy Was A Holier-Than-Thou Homophobe

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pop art illustration of man eating burger and story of how he ate a slider without giving it to his hungry date | An acquaintance of Marc's approached us with two delectable sliders on his cocktail napkin. I was salivating. He handed one to Marc, who shoved the entire thing straight into his mouth. Wow, what a gentleman.

My Dating Nightmare: Guy Stuffs His Face, Leaving Me Starving

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pop art illustration of guy shaking fist - funny story about guy who argued with manager and brought his own bottle of wine to bar | He argued with the manager, then slipped his bottle of wine under the table cloth, deviously attempting to open it with a miniature pocket knife on his key chain.

My Dating Nightmare: Guy Was 45 Minutes Late, Then Wouldn't Pay For Drinks

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pop art illustration of guy at desk dreaming about a car - funny story about bad date and how he didn't stop talking about race cars "He wouldn't shut. the. F*CK. UP about race cars. He was looking for a woman to support his passion by taking on all financial responsibilities and give up on having kids. All for his budding racing career."

My Dating Nightmare: Man-Child ONLY Spoke About Race Cars, Then Threw Insults At Me

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story about bad online dating fails - cover image woman describes guy who tried to kiss her and then licked her face | "Craig went in for a kiss. I awkwardly turned my head. He came in for what I thought was another kiss...Then slowly ran his tongue right up my nose. I could feel his wet slobber drench my face."

My Dating Nightmare: Guy Bailed, Then Licked My Face ON PURPOSE

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woman reveals bad date about guy who lived in minivan and wanted to use her shower cover image of man asking woman to use her shower | IT WAS LOVELY MEETING you CAN PLEASE USE YOUR SHOWER?

My Dating Nightmare: Dude Lived In A Minivan And Asked To Shower At My Place

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