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My Dating Nightmare: 9 Times Cats Stopped Their Owners From Having Sex

You might think it's easy to get some these days, especially with everyone desperate for human contact after lockdown. But it turns out that cat owners often encounter technical setbacks that the average person doesn't, which could stop them from getting lucky in the sex department. Together with The Single Society, we bring you real women's stories of times their cats did everything they could to stop their owners from having sex, which, if you know a thing or two about kitties, isn't all that surprising! It turns out cats are the ultimate c*ck blocks!

stories of cats being cock blocks - cover image picture of cat saying "I am the worlds cutest cock block" and story of cat digging up tampon from trash and killing mood
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My Dating Nightmare: Man-Child ONLY Spoke About Race Cars, Then Threw Insults At Me

Together with The Single Society, we're back with yet another hilariously awkward dating fail. This time, meet Aaron, the self-obsessed man-child, who could ONLY speak about race cars. And if you've ever been on a date with a guy who wouldn't STFU about himself (so, probably all of you!) then you'll relate to this latest tale of dating debauchery the most.

pop art illustration of guy at desk dreaming about a car - funny story about bad date and how he didn't stop talking about race cars "He wouldn't shut. the. F*CK. UP about race cars. He was looking for a woman to support his passion by taking on all financial responsibilities and give up on having kids. All for his budding racing career."
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My Dating Nightmare: Bad One-Night Stand Insisted On Cooking Naked In My Kitchen

Have you ever had a really bad one-night stand? Ever woken up next to someone and wished you could erase the whole night of mediocre sex with a less than average stranger? Well, if you have, you're not alone. Together with The Single Society, we bring you the funniest, most awkward, and painful first date stories from real women in New York City. 

This one features Liam, a handsome accountant who overstayed his welcome the next morning and refused to put any underwear on. Read on, and be horrified!

Story of Bad One-Night Stand Who Insisted On Cooking Naked In My Kitchen - cover image "I found liam stark naked cooking breakfast, testicles pressed up against the knobs of my oven." | YOUR BALLS ARE DISGUSTING AND DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM
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My Nightmare Date Put My Number Online For Strangers To Send Me Inappropriate Pics

We've all had bad dating experiences, but has your story ever been published as a blog? Together with The Single Society, we're bringing you tales of shocking dating disasters from real women living in New York City. From the ridiculous to the cringe-worthy, to the depressingly obscene, we've got it all. So if you think you've had a bad date before, buckle up and read on because this one really takes the cake. 

story about bad online dating fails - cover image woman describes how she received inappropriate pics after number was posted on Craigslist and doxxed | "l began receiving an overwhelming amount of d*ck pics from unknown numbers. Someone had posted an ad on Craigslist with my phone number saying I was down to f*ck tonight."
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My Dating Nightmare: Guy Bailed, Then Licked My Face ON PURPOSE

Dating can be fun — after all, meeting new people, discovering new places to eat, seeing the sites of your city are objectively all good things. But as we all know, dating can also be a total sh*tshow, and anyone who has navigated the world of online dating can attest to having to kiss many a weird/ creepy/ rude/ f*ckboy frog before finding their prince. But with each frog comes an entertaining story, and together with The Single Society, we bring you the latest tale of hilarious, horrible, and awkward real-life stories from women in New York City currently navigating the world of online dating.

story about bad online dating fails - cover image woman describes guy who tried to kiss her and then licked her face | "Craig went in for a kiss. I awkwardly turned my head. He came in for what I thought was another kiss...Then slowly ran his tongue right up my nose. I could feel his wet slobber drench my face."
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My Dating Nightmare: Guy Was A Broke, Recovering Porn Addict

Dating isn't exactly a walk in the park and for every rare great date you have, there's always a plethora of bad dates to balance it out. We've all been there and everyone can recall a really bad date. Together with The Single Society, we bring you the worst of the digital dating era and feature stories from real women who are navigating the minefield of dating apps in New York City. This one's about a recovering pornography addict and it's a porn-NO thank you from us!

woman reveals bad date about guy with porn addiction cover image guy dragging bag of baggage | AND THAT IS HOW I ENDED up BROKE AND IN THERAPY! "He disclosed how his debilitating addiction to porn had caused him to lose his job and ultimately ruin his life."
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My Dating Nightmare: Dude Lived In A Minivan And Asked To Shower At My Place

The trials and tribulations of dating in New York is a never-ending storybook of awkward and hilarious. Together with The Single Society, we bring you some of those stories from real women in NYC in their attempt to navigate their way through finding love in the digital era. We embrace the good, the bad, and the downright ugly of modern dating, but also get some laughs along the way. So pull up a chair, grab a glass of wine, and enjoy this woeful tale of dating debauchery. 

woman reveals bad date about guy who lived in minivan and wanted to use her shower cover image of man asking woman to use her shower | IT WAS LOVELY MEETING you CAN PLEASE USE YOUR SHOWER?
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