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Dumbest Things Guys Admitted On A First Date

As if dating wasn't hard enough, sometimes men say things on a date that make you wonder if they have any brain cells at all. It seems pretty obvious that on a first date, you should be on your best behavior, which includes not commenting on women's bodies, not being creepy, and not voicing any extreme views you might have. But it seems some guys missed the memo. Together with The Single Society, we bring you a comprehensive list of the absolute dumbest things men have said to women on first dates. Honestly, there's stupid, and then there's these. Enjoy!

Dumbest Things Guys Said On First Dates thumbnail pop art image man woman text - Women over 25 are too old for me!
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Deal-Breaker Things Men Have Admitted On A First Date

With the plethora of bad dates submitted to us on a daily basis, we have found that there is one thing you can always count on -- people saying some dumb sh*t. While honesty is most certainly appreciated there are some things that are just better left unsaid. However, we DO appreciate you letting us know what an imbecile you are by waving a big 'ol red flag in our face signaling us to run for the f*cking hills. We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to bring you the 12 CRAZIEST things men have admitted on a first date.

craziest things guys have written on dates | thumbnail text - I stabbed my ex with a fork, but don't worry I'm no longer on drugs
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Cats Who Interrupted Their Owners From Having Romantic Relations

You might think it's easy to get some these days, especially with everyone desperate for human contact after lockdown. But it turns out that cat owners often encounter technical setbacks that the average person doesn't, which could stop them from getting lucky in the sex department. Together with The Single Society, we bring you real women's stories of times their cats did everything they could to stop their owners from getting laid, which, if you know a thing or two about kitties, isn't all that surprising. It turns out cats might just be the ultimate c*ck blocks!

We'd love to hear your stories, cat owners! Share it with us in the comments below.

And just a little reader discretion, the following stories are uncensored and quite naughty. Naughty but definitely hilarious, and very relatable. Proceed with caution.

stories of cats being cock blocks - cover image picture of cat saying "I am the worlds cutest cock block" and story of cat digging up tampon from trash and killing mood
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Dating Nightmares: Ridiculous Things 'Finance Bros' Said On Dates

Guys can be total douches. But nobody has douchebag capabilities quite like the finance 'bros' of NYC. What is a 'finance bro' you ask?

The NYC Finance Bro: (n) Typically works on Wall Street, reeks of male privilege, and boasts of his money and his (super-inflated) job title. Outwardly very confident, douchey, but are actually insecure and constantly trying to overcompensate for their shortcomings.

We teamed up with The Single Society to bring you the hilariously bad date stories with these fascinatingly douchey creatures. Enjoy!

bad dating stories about ridiculous things 'finance bros' said on dates | thumbnail includes pop art graphic of man holding money Text - Check out my big, thick, wallet We didn't have much when I was growing up. My dad made like $800k/year, but he had a wife and six kids. Back when I only made $800k. it was fine. but I onlv had mvself to take care of.
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My Dating Nightmare: The Bible Beater Cheater

Dating is like starving in a grocery store. There are plenty of options but you'd rather f*cking die. We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to share all the curious incidents and cautionary tales of finding love in this digital dating era. Like this a**hole! Read about one woman's unfortunate experience with a Bible-beating hypocrite. If you have a bad date story of your own, submit it here to be featured on our site. 

bad dating stories about man who was a bible-beater cheater | thumbnail includes pop art graphic man woman Text - DIVORCED WOMEN HAVE TOO MUCH BAGGAGE MY CHILDREN WILL NEVER DIVORCE | "Jack said he had two daughters, and he would be devastated if they were to separate from their future husbands as it wchlld go against the teachings in the Bible and how it would 'cheating' his faith in a sense. Yes. TWO
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My Dating Nightmare: Pushy Guy Who Couldn't Manage His Sexpectations

Some dudes just don't f*cking get it. Like this one who has absolutely no idea what boundaries are! Bad dates make great stories and we teamed up with The Single Society to bring you all the hilarious debauchery the modern dating world has to offer. If you have a hilariously bad date story, share it here for a chance to be featured. 

bad date story about a guy who assumed a woman would have sex because they kissed | thumbnail includes pop art image of man Text - Kissing means we are definitely having sex l made it clear that although we were making out (fully clothed) on his couch, I don't know where he got the notion that I wanted to have sex, and suggested he put his clothes back on. You should probably go. Thanks for wasting my time, Karl said, fixated on the basketball highlights
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Woman's One-Night Stand Pees In Her Closet, Ruins All Her Shoes

One-night stands don't always go quite as planned. Whether the sex is bad or your 'guest' just won't take the hint, there are a plethora of things that could go wrong. But these awful sexual escapades often make for hilarious stories! This is why we teamed up with The Single Society - to bring you all of the dating blunders and sexy time misfortunes so you can feel better about your life! Have a bad date story? Please submit it here for a chance to be featured!

bad date story about guy who woke up hungover after one-night stand and peed in closet | After coming to grips with reality and noticing that it was in fact my wardrobe and not a toilet in which he was pissing in, he apologized and made an attempt to salvage my belongings from his mid slumber urination. TIME FOR ME TO MAKE A PEE PEE
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Dating Nightmares: Naughtiest Office Holiday Hook Up Stories

Whether sexual tension has been brewing between colleagues all year or the spiked punched got people feeling a little frisky and in the mood for some sexy holiday party hookups. But what good are these sexy holiday party hookup stories if we don't share them with the world? We teamed up with The Single Society to share the most scandalous office party experiences that left these women feeling naughty AND nice.

people reveal their naughtiest office holiday hookup stories | thumbnail includes pop art image | I'm so good Santa came twice | I like my stocking fully stuffed
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Dating Nightmares: Guys Share Their Worst Dates With Women

Guys can be complete assholes on dating apps, but so can girls! We teamed up with The Single Society to bring you all curious incidents and cautionary tales of finding love in this digital dating era. Here are 8 gentlemen who shared their absolute worst dating experience. If you have a bad date that makes a great story, share

stories about worst dates men went on with women in NYC | thumbnail man with speech bubbles Text - I LIKE WOMEN THE SAME WAY I LIKE MY COFFEE... WITHOUT SOMEONE'S D*CK IN IT
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Dating Nightmares: Things Men Do Before Dates Which Annoy Women

Ok, so you found a cute, seemingly normal guy in the sea of douche bags we, unfortunately, call our dating pool, yet EVERY f*cking man has this uncanny ability to piss you off BEFORE you even meet in person. HOW IS THIS A THING?! We've teamed up with The Single Society to bring you the six things men do before dates which annoy women.

Things guys do before dates that piss women off | thumbnail image of man texting Text - sorry been busy all week. You up? Texting us after you have been out drinking to ask if we want to 'meet up' or 'hang out' is a bush league move. It's desperate. It's sleazy. Don't do it. F *ck off.
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My Dating Nightmare: Guy 'Owned Plane', But Shared A Bedroom With Two Brothers

Bad dates make great stories, especially when the date completely crashes and burns. Like this one!  We teamed up with The Single Society to share all of the dumpster fire dating disasters women face in this bizarre era that is digital dating. If you have a trainwreck dating story like this one, share that sh*t here! 

dating fail about guy who owned a plane but shared bedroom with two brothers | thumbnail pop art image of guy in plane Text - How about you buy me some drinks and I will tell you all about my plane? | would rather share 600 square feet brothers than give up my plane proclaimed as made me pay $100 worth of tequila downed on our date
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Dating Nightmares: Craziest Things People Found After Googling Their Date

The internet is a great way to meet a potential partner! It is always a great way to dig up some dirt that they may be hiding! We teamed up with The Single Society to bring you all the crazy stories in the online dating world. Here are 9 cases where someone found out that their date was a less than desirable candidate by using the good 'ol Google! Have a crazy online dating horror story? Share it with us

bad dating stories about crazy things women found when googling their dates | thumbnail includes pop art graphic of woman at computer Text - I'm dating a sex offender?! | Turns out, the guy had THREE cases of sexual assault and battery he had been convicted of within the last five years (he was 34). When I confronted him about it via text he told me he had a crazy ex-girlfriend. Likely story.
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Dating Nightmares: Rude Things Men Have Done On First Dates

Some people are just plain rude. Especially the plethora of assholes on the dating apps these days! We teamed up with The Single Society to share the fabulously bad stories of online dating disasters and the crazy things people ACTUALLY have the balls to say and do. It's not pretty, but it's pretty fucking hilarious.

bad dating stories about guys who were rude on first dates | thumbnail pop art graphic of man and woman Text - not to be rude, but what is your cup size | A guy I was on a date with kept texting and looking at his phone. Finally, I asked him what was going on. Turns out he was arguing with his ex about taking me to a place they used to go
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My Dating Nightmare: Explosive Diarrhea Disaster On Halloween

Online dating can be a terrifying feat. But one of the MOST terrifying things on earth can be your gastrointestinal system….especially since it can strike when you least expect it! Put those two things together and add in a haunted house with no bathroom and sh*t can be straight-up horrifying…Literally! Together with The Single Society, we're sharing these dating disasters with the world, and here is one of the spookiest, by far!

dating fail about a guy who had diarrhea on first date on halloween | thumbnail Text - I just shit my pants | Apparently, the scariest thing about this evening was Bryce's gastrointestinal system because he sh*t his pants right in the middle of the haunted house.
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My Dating Nightmare: The 'Recovering' Alcoholic Who Stabbed Ex-Wife With Fork

There are some crazy people in the world, and many of them can be found on dating apps! But no GOOD story ever started with 'I met a nice normal guy….' Like this weirdo who clearly has a little emotional baggage (and maybe some anger issues) to deal with. We teamed up with The Single Society to share all the crazy dating experiences from women all over the world! You're welcome. 

dating fail story about guy who stabbed ex-wife with fork | thumbnail pop art image of guy Text - "give me a chance or I'll throw my fork at you" | He how his drugs and alcohol addiction caused him to lose his job and ruin his first AND second marriage by drunkenly trying to stab his ex-wife with a fork in a restaurant, resulting in incarceration.
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Dating Nightmares: Women Who Had to Deal With Total Stalkers After A Date

I think I speak for every single person when I say the modern dating scene can be pretty scary. But for someone unlucky ladies it can be downright terrifying. People not taking hints or even accepting a blatant rejection rearing their ugly heads can be undoubtedly frightening. We teamed up with The Single Society to tell you all about these spooky encounters from people who just couldn't take 'no' for an answer.

Women who had to deal with a total stalker after a date | thumbnail pop art image of man on computer Text - She blocked me again?! Time to find out where she works | l met a guy online and went on one mediocre date. I didn't respond to any of his texts, hoping he would get the hint. He didn't, and started calling the front desk at my work multiple times a day and leaving messages on my machine. The secretary had to block his number
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