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Astrology Tweets That Are Hectic But Too Good To Miss| thumbnail text - Notty * @nottydesignss ... can't be with another air sign because i need to be the only one in this relationship that is nonchalant and never paying attention. 6:36 PM · 1/7/22 · Twitter for iPhone

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Astrology Tweets That Had Us Laughing Into The New Year| thumbnail text - woman

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Astrology Tweets That Are Inexplicably Funny| thumbnail text - cole @PHEAUXBIA i've never seen a capricorn smile like they smile after stealing something from a corporate chain store 8:19 PM · Dec 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Unhinged Astrology Tweets That Made Us Roll Our Eyes But Also Overthink Our Existence| thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers Aries: l'm a genius Also Aries: how do you boil an egg 8:15 PM · 12/11/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Astrology Tweets That Are So Extra We Can't Look Away| thumbnail text - daughterofthemoon,'0 C @witti_indi He sent me his Instagram and I had to pretend like I hadn't already stalked it weeks ago. Scorpio moon tings. 6:51 AM · Nov 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Extra Astrology Tweets For The Extra Queen That You Are| thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers Therapist: we can just sit here until you open up Taurus: 2:53 PM · 11/18/21 · Twitter for iPhone 2,294 Retweets 547 Quote Tweets 11.2K Likes

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Astrology Tweets That Made Us Go, 'LOL, but very true'| thumbnail text - Rude Astrology: The Knowledg... @Rude_Astrology RUDE Venus is in Capricorn *checks bank account* *increases age range on Tinder to 55+*

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Very Extra Astrology Tweets That Made Us Chuckle At Our Work Desks| thumbnail text - kay @kayxstars the geminis have been oddly quiet lately... what are they plotting

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Movie Couples That Just Needed Some Therapy To Survive| thumbnail text - victor Gaslighter Pro 9000 @childofuranus ... aries are the chihuahua of the zodiac I won't be elaborating 6:43 AM · 10/17/21 · Twitter Web App 177 Retweets 79 Quote Tweets 1,437 Likes

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Hectic Astrology Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny| thumbnail text - J. Cobb! @The_J_Cobb Replying to @jazminarias_ I told a horoscope obsessed bald coworker his "hairline was in retrograde." He didn't go to HR, but he promised to get back at me. It's been two years, and his threat looms over me every 99 day. 4:16 AM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Hectic Astrology Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny

what type of guy you attract based on horoscope | thumbnail text - Capricorn You will appreciate his serious maturity at times and he's good in bed, but his constant need to be the smarter one in the relationship will infuriate you. He's smart, but not smart enough to know that being right isn't always right. He's handsome physically, but lacking emotionally.

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women's weekly funny horoscope January 2021 | thumbnail Text - Weekly NO Nonsense Horoscopes Because astrology is cheaper than therapy | Cancer thought finally found perfect no-strings-attached relationship, but looks like FWB has caught feels Unfortunately far being on same page, so 's time jump ship before this hookup entirely destroys friendship beyond repair.

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women's weekly funny horoscope | thumbnail image of woman pointing Text - Weekly Horoscopes Because astrology is cheaper than therapy

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pictures of satirical horoscopes zodiac signs - cover pic Libra | Libra (Sept 23 Oct 22 think unique because hormones are out wack right now, but news flash: so are everyone's s been crazy year and mood swings are off charts. Try and channel energy into some self-care this month, and invest some bath salts. Or some vodka. Or both!

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pictures of satirical horoscopes zodiac signs - cover pic Aries You think you're outgoing unfortunately everyone else thinks you're a psycho | Aries (March 21 April 19 think outgoing, but unfortunately, everyone else thinks psycho. This month should work on leaving some of the crazy at home locked drawer. And then throw away key. But seriously though, chill f*ck out.

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horoscope zodiac satire June satirical star sign Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces | Taurus (April 20 May 20) At this point s clear 2020 is broken cannot be emphasized enough: THIS IS NOT TIME EXPERIMENT WITH HAIR. Just. Don't. Do Come back and try again 2021.

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