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"The Good Wife's Guide" was originally published May 13th, 1955, in a magazine called, "Housekeeping Monthly." 

As the title of the article suggests, these 18 bullet points is the guideline on how to be a "good wife." From nonstop house chores to pampering your husband and never ever questioning anything he says and does. 

Really?

This article reminds us of another hilarious article from 1958 on how to find a husband.

Thank goodness times have changed because these 18 bullet points sound unbearable. 

Story via Primer Magazine

Yikes. These stats are making us feel comfortable.

Very, very uncomfortable. 

Some of these facts are really cool and interesting...and some are just messed up. Don't worry, you'll know it when you see it. 

Thanks Factourism, for keeping this world full of random facts! 

This is not OK. Facebook user Ashlee Allen Fegan shared this Church's flyer titled, "First Dance Kit" with her followers and it's gaining some momentum. 

This "First Dance Kit" seems to be directed only towards girls, where's the boy's 'First Dance Kit'?

How do you define a 'shower thought'? Subreddit r/showerthoughts have summed it up quite lovely, "The human brain is a decidedly odd machine, often prone to glitches, malfunctions, and internal errors (like inexplicably deciding that raisins are an acceptable addition to cookies). However, within the confines of that chaos, something intriguing occasionally occurs: A seemingly mundane detail about the world will suddenly become more interesting, having been viewed from a slightly different perspective than usual."

So without further ado, let these steamy shower thoughts wash over you as you ponder their truths:

People are sharing their stories from childhood, the old-school parenting they received, and we're not sure if we can call it the 'good ol' days' or not... what do you think?

Everyone needs some laughter in their day and you can count on us to provide you with that! We've gathered a fairly good-sized collection of humorous tweets that personally made us laugh so we suspect it'll do the same for you!

Japan is unique for many reasons. Reasons that the outer world might not fully comprehend. Whether you find the following images strange or not, you have to admit, it is a treat for the eyes! 

Japan, never change!

Never thought of it like that! Let these steamy shower thoughts wash over you as you ponder their truths:

What even is 'Wish'? Has any sane person actually ordered something through them? We simply don't understand what their platform is, who their target demographic is, or how in the world they've managed to accumulate such a plethora of random sh*t no one could ever want. 

The very least we can do is make fun of the absurdity that is 'Wish'.

Commentary for this list comes from Imgur user BexRani. 

Yikes. Planetary Scientist, Dr. Lauren Mc Keown, shared an short and painful conversation she had on the dating app Hinge. The man who messaged Dr. Mc Keown seemed to have a strong opening line, bringing up how incredibly cool it was that she works at NASA (and honestly, it literally can't get any cooler than that), but soon ruins any chance being demeaning her intelligence and assuming she's the receptionist. 

Excuse me? 

Even though he 'claims' it was a joke, we totally stand behind Dr. Mc Keown's response. 

Just a quick reminder that the following thirty-two headlines below, are all for this year -- and it's only August! So we're sure some more goodies will be coming on our way in the very, very, very near future. 

Sit tight folks, we're in for a wild ride! 

Thanks. We hate it. 

Here are 38 of some of the WORST stairs we've ever come across. We can't even agree on which one is the worst -- that's how bad each stair design is. 

In this Ask Polly letter, a woman suspects her in-laws are trying to deliberately poison/kill her and we're seriously disturbed after reading her entire letter. The advice columnist, Heather Havrilesky, was just as disturbed and shared it on her Twitter account. 

Even IF the in-laws believed she wasn't as allergic to mushrooms as the woman claims to be, it's still pretty disgusting behavior to constant parade the food in front of her!

What are your thoughts on the subject? 

Via The Cut: Ask Polly

Sometimes, you come across something that makes you pause, this is one of those times. Apparently, there is a Facebook page called, "Toilets With Threatening Auras," and we've never been more intrigued, and terrified, at the same time. We've never really given much thought to an aura of a toilet before, but of course you'd want to feel safe when you're relieving yourself and at a vulnerable state. These images are truly the exact opposite of anything resembling comfortable...

These toilets below to omit a threatening aura.

Imagine that excitement when you finally receive that package in the mail, for an item you were hyped to get, only to discover... it totally sucks. Not only does it suck, it was so completely false advertised to the point of nonrecognition. Here are so of our favorite product fails: