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"Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'... into the future."

Time is moving forward so freaking fast and we CANNOT HANDLE IT. Seriously, if these 25 tweets don't freak you out even a little bit then you're either lying or having a full-blown panic attack and have yet to acknowledge it. 

Don't worry, we're currently in the denial phase ourselves, and the panic attack is an ending wave crashing down on us. Not to sound dramatic or anything. 

You'll read these complaints and think to yourself, "can people really be that dumb?" Unfortunately, If you've ever worked in hospitality you'd know that, yes, these are entirely plausible. 

"No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared." Really? No one told you that their would be fish living in their natural habitat -- the water? Really?

Poptarts were THE snack when you were running late to school (which is always). That and Hot Pockets. 

If you had a poptart with you, you can pretty much guarantee your friends will surround you and bother you just for a "small piece". 

Poptarts always had really delicious flavors, most popularly: Raspberry, S'mores, and our personal favorite -- Brown Sugar Cinnamon. 

But then again, we haven't tried ALL the flavors so its unfair to claim one as a favorite... First, we'll have to try the flavor below before deciding once and for all, which poptart flavor is the best. 

Some of these are rather funny, and others hit us real hard in the feels. Not that their requests were "weird" but rather more heartbreaking and truthful. 

The rest were weird. And even gross. 

Redditor u/codywinters327 asked the AskReddit community, "Mall Santas of Reddit, what is the most disturbing, heart-wrenching or weirdest thing a child has asked you for?"

Just be prepared for a medley of different emotions coming at you!

Historical facts always take us on a wild ride! What makes it so darn interesting is that it's true! All these fact below aren't some made up fictional story. 

Hitler was actually nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. 

If that's not the most confusing/baffling thing you've ever heard then we simply don't believe you. 

It's never too late to add some really weird Thanksgiving recipes to your dinner! 

I know what most of you are thinking, "what the actual f*?" Don't you worry because you are definitely not alone! And here you probably thought your grandma's raisin addition to your cranberry sauce was already too much. 

Be thankful for what you have. 

Twitter user @mekosoff started a huge thread, filled with users sharing their weirdest Thanksgiving recipes and it's quite crazy to know these recipes even exist and even crazier that people out there are making them! 

Unfortunately, we could have lived on peacefully without knowing a majority of these facts but... since we found out these facts we felt obligated to share them with all of you. 

So, on that note, enjoy? 

What. In. God's. Name. Is. This. 

We'll tell you what it is, 21 cursed images that shouldn't be allowed to circulate the internet yet here we are. 

We just have no words. 

You know how many of us feel like we were born in the wrong era? Well, maybe this list of vintage cooking recipes will make us re-think that and make us real grateful to live in a day and age filled with tacos, noodles, pizza, and other delicious options. 

Also, what in the world was with people back then and aspic's? Jellied-everything? No. Thank. You. 

"The Good Wife's Guide" was originally published May 13th, 1955, in a magazine called, "Housekeeping Monthly." 

As the title of the article suggests, these 18 bullet points is the guideline on how to be a "good wife." From nonstop house chores to pampering your husband and never ever questioning anything he says and does. 

Really?

This article reminds us of another hilarious article from 1958 on how to find a husband.

Thank goodness times have changed because these 18 bullet points sound unbearable. 

Story via Primer Magazine

Yikes. These stats are making us feel comfortable.

Very, very uncomfortable. 

Some of these facts are really cool and interesting...and some are just messed up. Don't worry, you'll know it when you see it. 

Thanks Factourism, for keeping this world full of random facts! 

This is not OK. Facebook user Ashlee Allen Fegan shared this Church's flyer titled, "First Dance Kit" with her followers and it's gaining some momentum. 

This "First Dance Kit" seems to be directed only towards girls, where's the boy's 'First Dance Kit'?

How do you define a 'shower thought'? Subreddit r/showerthoughts have summed it up quite lovely, "The human brain is a decidedly odd machine, often prone to glitches, malfunctions, and internal errors (like inexplicably deciding that raisins are an acceptable addition to cookies). However, within the confines of that chaos, something intriguing occasionally occurs: A seemingly mundane detail about the world will suddenly become more interesting, having been viewed from a slightly different perspective than usual."

So without further ado, let these steamy shower thoughts wash over you as you ponder their truths:

People are sharing their stories from childhood, the old-school parenting they received, and we're not sure if we can call it the 'good ol' days' or not... what do you think?

Everyone needs some laughter in their day and you can count on us to provide you with that! We've gathered a fairly good-sized collection of humorous tweets that personally made us laugh so we suspect it'll do the same for you!