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funniest tweets written by women - cover pic tweet about moms holding their boobs up and dropping them onto your knees | Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry If don't hold boobs their original position before letting them drop and rest on knees while sighing loudly every day are even mom anywhere? 9:16 PM Aug 22, 2020 Twitter iPhone >

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 24, 2020)

memes for women - cover pic tweet "you ever been 2 second from a psychotic break because you can't get a necklace hooked"

Some More Memes For The Ladies

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic tweet "putting some chlorine in my margarita so it tastes like I'm drinking it in a pool"

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 17, 2020)

pop art illustration of man eating burger and story of how he ate a slider without giving it to his hungry date | An acquaintance of Marc's approached us with two delectable sliders on his cocktail napkin. I was salivating. He handed one to Marc, who shoved the entire thing straight into his mouth. Wow, what a gentleman.

My Dating Nightmare: Guy Stuffs His Face, Leaving Me Starving

funny women roasting men tweets - cover pic tweet about men holding fish and not being attractive | Alyssa Schoener @alyssa_schoener No girl has actually seen picture man holding fish and thought "he has lot talent and skill and seem s really adventurous and fun would like have sex with him" so maybe let's stop doing

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (August 12, 2020)

Worst dating habits according to your zodiac signs

My Dating Nightmare: The Worst Dating Habits Of Each Zodiac Sign

men reveal girly things they do on a regular basis - cover image man saying he used wife's shaving cream because it smells good | ineedaredditname 38 points 14 hours ago use my wife's shaving cream out laziness, and passion fruit plumegranate smells way better than iceberg or whatever smells men's creams are.

Men Of Reddit Reveal 'Girly' Things They Do Regularly

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic tweet about spider having too much food in its web | Tessa Strain @tessastrain Ok spider who lives outside my bedroom window and whose web survived TROPICAL STORM has about dozen tiny flies and beetle 3x its size trapped its web, and sorry but no way are going be able eat all

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 10 2020)

pop art illustration of guy shaking fist - funny story about guy who argued with manager and brought his own bottle of wine to bar | He argued with the manager, then slipped his bottle of wine under the table cloth, deviously attempting to open it with a miniature pocket knife on his key chain.

My Dating Nightmare: Guy Was 45 Minutes Late, Then Wouldn't Pay For Drinks

funny tweets introducing male characters the way male screenwriters describe women - cover pic funny tweet describing male character | Shaula Evans @ShaulaEvans Replying jelenawoehr and @becauseivy BOBBY HARDWOOD (23 boy next door, handsome but doesn't know jiggles perkily down stairs despite his XL-cup jockstrap. His perfect, chiseled, well-oiled, otherwise naked body glistens. He grins at MS PROTAGONIST, knowing her insults are really coded flirtation.

Introducing Male Characters Like Male Screenwriters Describe Women: Twitter Thread

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic about the pill being like an advent calendar | tweet by sophie @sophieeewhite7 pill is kinda like mini advent calendar u think about

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 3, 2020)

relatable women memes - cover pic tweet about robber taking dress with pockets, girl in bikini | Sophie Vershbow @svershbow woman, hiding under bed: Armed robber Armed robber taking this dress has pockets | he raise his voice and tryna figure out who tf he talkin

Some Girly Memes For The Ladies

pop art illustration of guy at desk dreaming about a car - funny story about bad date and how he didn't stop talking about race cars "He wouldn't shut. the. F*CK. UP about race cars. He was looking for a woman to support his passion by taking on all financial responsibilities and give up on having kids. All for his budding racing career."

My Dating Nightmare: Man-Child ONLY Spoke About Race Cars, Then Threw Insults At Me

pictures of Halloween costumes for pregnant moms - baby legs coming out of belly and barbie doll swinging on wrecking ball

Halloween Costume Ideas For Pregnant Women

pop art illustration of guy in car - funny story about bad date and all the things he lied about | "He spoke about his debilitating ADHD, his dates with several women who went to rehab for alcohol abuse, and how he has never left the country, and has ZERO desire to so."

My Dating Nightmare: Guy Was A Compulsive Liar, Still Living At His Parents

Funny tweet about tampons in the 1900's | FREE OROMIA BASTARDS @amoure_af Omg 1900s tampons were soaked on opium relieve pain and relax vagina BRING FUCKING BACK

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (July 27, 2020)