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We know it's super important to get a pap smear, but whenever it comes around, we're never emotionally, physically, or spiritually ready. Who knew two syllables could ignite such fear in our hearts? While many gynos try their best to make us feel at ease, we can't help being nervous about what's about to go down. The women of Twitter know all about the horrors of pap smears, and they're not quiet about it either. Scroll down for the funniest tweets about pap smears from this week.  

It's a universal fact that women are funnier than men; we don't need to convince you. But if you forget this obvious fact, here is a collection of some of the funniest women we came across on Twitter this week. And that's no exaggeration. The women of Twitter are hilarious, and they know how to sum up life's sh*tty moments with a twist. So dig into this selection of treats, and then head on over to last week's funniest women on Twitter in case you missed them.

At some point in every man-loving human's life, they will (hopefully) discover their 'unicorn penis.' This is essentially the 'perfect' penis, whatever that may mean to the beholder. Whether it be the perfect size, girth, or shape, or it's just simply attached to a person who has given you the absolute best sex of your life. However, it can often result in awful decision-making and potentially put you in prison. This woman, fortunately, did NOT end up in prison, but when she finally got a chance to reunite with the man attached to the beloved unicorn member, things got, well...weird. Read about this hilariously awful Sexcapade on Cheezcake! 

Fashion trends come and go, and you gotta roll with the punches if you want to stay current. But sometimes, things come back into style that are just not OK, and women everywhere are starting to revolt. 2021 has seen the revival of many vintage styles that, quite frankly, should stay in the era they originated, and there are lots of women who feel the same. These tweets represent their fury at 2021's disappointing fashion trends, and they're pretty hilariously accurate. Here are some more funny women's tweets, if these tickled your funny bone.

Bad dates make for GREAT stories! With millions of single people getting back in action on the dating apps around the world we are once again becoming flush with hilarious experiences and awkward situations of dating, sex, and downright debauchery. We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to bring you a list of the absolute worst things that happened on the dates of last week. Do YOU have a bad/funny/awkward date to share?Please do so here!

There's no greater feeling than coming across a meme so freakily relatable to your life and sharing it with someone who will relate just as hard. It is the ultimate bonding experience and helps you define the people you want in your life. Because if they don't understand the meme, then, like, what are they still doing in your life? Ladies, we have a fresh batch of women's memes that hit a nerve on all the issues we face as a gender that the male species will never understand. They trash men, empower women and make fun of anyone who doesn't want those things. So if you love memes, you love laughing, and you're a lady (or if you relate to lady-related stuff), then these women's memes are for you.

They say that makeup is meant to enhance a person's natural beauty. These people clearly didn't get that memo because their makeup attempts are next-level and should be considered crimes against all-things-beauty. Take a look at these hilarious makeup fails, and cringe along with us.

Certain things about being an adult woman are awesome, but having to go to the gyno? Not so much. We know we should be mature about our annual check-ins and pap smears, but when there's a threatening tool known as the speculum involved, our maturity goes out the window, anxiety kicks in instead. The women of Twitter share their woes about the dreaded gynecologist appointment on a weekly basis, and they're bringing it on strong this week. Scroll down for this week's batch of tweets about going to the gyno. 

Each week, we bless you with a list of the funniest women we saw on Twitter. And that's no exaggeration; it truly is a blessing because the women of Twitter are hilarious, and they know how to sum up life's sh*tty moments with a twist. The twist being humor, sass, and sarcasm, and honestly, we're here for it. Welcome to this week's funniest women's tweets for you to peruse, share and then check out last week's when you're done with these.

Sometimes a girl just needs some vitamin D and it's not always the most convenient time or place, but you simply have to make due. Like this woman, who forgot that she had some visitors and was forced to improvise which might ultimately force her out of her own apartment building! Read this Sexcapade story of sexual prowess and hilarious debauchery when too much alcohol and a high libido put her in a terribly awkward situation for many 'a building employees to see!

Ladies gather round. If you love memes, love laughing at your own misfortune and love all things women-related, then this collection of memes is for you. We all know that life is more challenging for women than men, so we might as well find the funny in it. Whether it's romantic sh*t shows, kids, fashion fails or general life, we always have something to be sassy about, and these relatable women memes capture that so well, it hurts. So go and share them with all the women in your life. Because sharing is caring, and we care about you.

There is something about the sweet smell of summertime and the pure existential joy of vacation that really gets the hormones flowing! Whether it be the tanned summer bodies, the excess tequila, or a combination of both, nothing says 'livin' libido loca' quite like a summer vacation! We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to share with you some of the wildest summertime sexcapade stories for your reading pleasure. If YOU have a wild/funny/cringeworthy summertime hookup story, be sure to spread good karma and share it with the world here! 

Falling in love can be a very emotional experience. Suddenly you go from living a single life, only being concerned with your own passions and challenges, to being deeply concerned with the well-being of someone else as well. Not to mention you want to be around them almost all of the time, and, of course, crave doing the deed with them. Believe it or not, you can have really similar sensations when you are simply 'in lust' with someone as well. But It's not always so simple to know which is which.

The only difference is... well, read on to find out.

Being a woman is a true blessing and we are indeed the fairer sex. In fact, I like to think of women as a tribe who more or less all experience the same stuff, have variations of the same weird quirks, and who have the same crazy thoughts. But for some reason, we don't share these occurrences with each other, and often we're left feeling like we are the only one who is experiencing it. Well, these tweets will make you feel a whole lot better about all the stuff that goes on in your head and will reassure you that you're not alone in your female craziness awesomeness! 

Giving birth is one of, if not the hardest things that a woman will ever go through. And although some women have it a lot easier than others, every woman has her own difficult labor journey. As with everything in life, however, it can be made a little bit easier with some humor thrown in. These women shared their stories of the funniest moments they had in the delivery room - from husbands passing out, to only finding out they were pregnant when they went into labor, to everything in between.