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this week's funniest parenting tweets from parents who are so over their kids | thumbnail text - MumlnBits @MumlnBits Somewhere between asking me for a banana and me giving him the banana, 4 decided he didn't like bananas anymore 11:57 PM · Aug 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 77 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 606 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Who Are So Over Their Kids Already

history movies tweets awesome hollywood | tweet by KylePlantEmoji historical event/person deserves movie but doesn't have one yet personally want really good Houdini movie

Stories From History That Should Be Made Into Movies

Tweets About How Hot Girl Summer Is Slowly Slipping Through Our Fingers| thumbnail text - Rudy Hotpocket @HotpocketRudy Sorry I yelled "HOT GIRL SUMMER" Yesterday. I realise now, how inappropriate it was to do so. Particularly at your Grandmothers cremation 2:26 PM · Jul 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 55 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 140 Likes

Tweets About How Hot Girl Summer Is Slowly Slipping Through Our Fingers

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NASA Woman Claps Back At Dude Assuming She's Just The Receptionist

teachers zoom classes twitter classes students coronavirus funny tweets covid-19 seriously | Ben_10 @Vetrix101 Why does my teacher think 's okay start lectures earlier than actual class did? My 2:30 class now started at 11:00 while asleep

Teachers Who Have Less Chill In Online Classes Than IRL

Mansplaining Experiences That Are Due A Proper Roasting| thumbnail text - crybaby g @pizzaconranchhh men hate astrology bc they can't mansplain it to you 7:19 AM · Aug 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 942 Retweets 65 Quote Tweets 5,314 Likes

Mansplaining Experiences That Are Due A Proper Roasting

sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford @thearibradford I love when I mention getting frustrated with my kids and someone's like "have you tried TALKING to your kids?" Omg thank you you visionary and here l've been communicating with f cking charades silly me 10:12 PM · Jun 29, 2021 · CoSchedule 85 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 635 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Week

Silly Astrology Tweets That May Or May Not Make Sense, But Are Fun To Read| thumbnail text -

Silly Astrology Tweets That May Or May Not Make Sense, But Are Fun To Read

Funniest Tweets About The 2021 Tokyo Olympic Games So Far| Thumbnail text - Ellie Grimm @ellisongrimm us olympic medalist jagger eaton awkwardly picking up his fallen airpod is something i relate to on an emotional level

Funniest Tweets About The 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games So Far

People Tweet What The World Would Be Like #IfMenHadTheirWay| thumbnail text - End World Hunger Play in space for 10 minutes Grayson Alexander @AlexGrayson3 #IfMenHadltTheirWay oh wait.

People Tweet What The World Would Be Like #IfMenHadTheirWay

People Who Woke Up And Chose To Spill Some Truth Tea On Twitter| thumbnail text - Shaun Galanos @thelovedrive Having chemistry with someone doesn't mean you have to date them (or sleep with them). Maybe you're supposed to open up a taco truck together. Chemistry is good for all relationships, not just romantic ones.

People Who Woke Up And Chose To Spill Some Truth Tea On Twitter

Unhinged Astrology Tweets To Soothe, Warn, And Hype You Up| thumbnail text -

Unhinged Astrology Tweets To Soothe, Warn, And Hype You Up

Jeff Bezos Launching Himself In To Space Brought Us Some Hella Snarky Tweets| Thumbnail text - Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood Would be more impressed if Bezos could last 11 minutes on a Spirit flight 5:14 PM · 7/20/21 · Twitter for iPhone 71 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 827 Likes

Jeff Bezos Launching Himself In To Space Brought Us Some Hella Snarky Tweets

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Hanna Dickinson @hansdickiehansdickie my ex hid competition" which was insane because there definitely wasn't one my vibrator because he "didn't want the 11:04 PM Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter Web App 8 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 222 Likes

This Week's Funniest Women Roasting Men Tweets

funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Dad to the bone ... @MirrorAdvice If you haven't taken a swig of your kid's sippy cup cause it's the only liquid around and you are thirsty AF, are you even a parent? 6:50 PM · Jul 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 38 Retweets 105 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Tried Nailing Parenting This Week

funny women tweets that prove to us women are funnier than men | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly i asked my mom why she never let me eat raw cookie dough when i was a kid and she was like "i wasn't an affectionate parent so i was worried if you died from salmonella people would think i killed you on purpose" 5:28 AM · Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,807 Retweets 259 Quote Tweets 58.5K Likes

Tweets That Proved To Us Women Are So Much Funnier Than Men

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"I would never force my entire family to accomodate my pet": 38-year-old dog mom forces family to plan vacations around her anxious pup, sister-in-law refuses to keep driving 8+ hours to see her

"I would never force my entire family to accomodate my pet": 38-year-old dog mom forces family to plan vacations around her anxious pup, sister-in-law refuses to keep driving 8+ hours to see her

60-year-old grandparents laugh at 10-year-old granddaughter’s piano playing, her single dad kicks them out on the spot: “I’ll always stand up for my daughter”

60-year-old grandparents laugh at 10-year-old granddaughter’s piano playing, her single dad kicks them out on the spot: “I’ll always stand up for my daughter”

28-year-old daughter ruins brother-in-law's birthday party by eating the cake alone during preparation, parents refuse to confront her about it: ‘We can't control her’

28-year-old daughter ruins brother-in-law's birthday party by eating the cake alone during preparation, parents refuse to confront her about it: ‘We can't control her’

11-year-old refuses to share PS5 with cousins while he stays at their place over summer, aunt and uncle refuse to put a TV in his room despite parents' demands: "You guys all know how screen time works at my house"

11-year-old refuses to share PS5 with cousins while he stays at their place over summer, aunt and uncle refuse to put a TV in his room despite parents' demands: "You guys all know how screen time works at my house"

Aunt gives away family business to random 30-year-old employee instead of her son, he quits on the spot and she blames the other workers for ruining their relationship: “They haven’t talked since that day”

Aunt gives away family business to random 30-year-old employee instead of her son, he quits on the spot and she blames the other workers for ruining their relationship: “They haven’t talked since that day”

24-year-old makes stepmom cry at anniversary dinner when she gives thanks for their “blended family” despite her being at fault for his parent’s divorce: “You helped blow up the family”

24-year-old makes stepmom cry at anniversary dinner when she gives thanks for their “blended family” despite her being at fault for his parent’s divorce: “You helped blow up the family”