The music is there, but the silence is loud

All the emotionally available people are taken.

This year, I'll fall in love at midnight on New Years Eve as I spontaneously kiss the stranger that I didn't know would become the love of my life

Our parents are always trying to meddle in our affairs when we're young and single. As if they're attempting to fast track their journey to becoming grandparents, Mom and Dad can't resist attempting to introduce you to ‘nice young men’ that they meet at church, the grocery store, or at the movie theater. For some, they simply ignore parental efforts to get you to start dating seriously, but those geezers hardly understand the legitimate logistical issues of finding a half decent person that's n…

I pick emotionally unavailable men on purpose.

At least with each failed date, you get a consolation cocktail.

Pineapple on pizza.

Goodbye, farewell

The next one gotta be him

Single pringles who wanna mingle under some mistletoe.

Breakups will set you free

We love texts from our exes when they want a second chance

Ok Cupid, find us love

Still waiting for that "Good morning, Beautiful" text to come through

Breaking down the breakup

Not going that road again