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Eight Guys To Avoid On Valentine's Day

Since we established the wonderful concept of Galentine's Day, being single, flirty, and thriving never looked better. After all, brunching, baking, and boozing with the homies is quite the ideal way to spend your Sunday Funday. Within the warm embrace of your best buds, you may think you're safe and sound from the wrath of disappointing men, yet you would be oh, so wrong. Given today's modern forms of communication, if these men want to find you on Valentine's Day, rest assured, they will find you. And if you let them back into your cold heart, they very well might kill you too.

Certain men that will slide into your DMs on V-day are of a different breed. And not in a good way. As the great Lil Wayne once passionately rapped, "love is in the air, so I hold my breath till my face turns purple." Best to hold your breath, lock up your heart - not to mention all your doors -  and avoid the following men like the plague.



eight men to avoid on valentines day | thumbnail The Wild Child His energetic, youthful personality is what initially draws you in, but slowly but surely, you realize it's a trap. He never wants to grow up, and as a result, he'll never be ready to grow with you. He loves the idea of love, but he loves his bed, binge-drinking, and buddies more.
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Valentines Day Memes For The Single Ladies

Valentines Day is just around the corner. If you're currently single, this day will only highlight just how alone you feel. Unless, of course, you're choosing not to be in a relationship, in which case then that too, is the reason that I am single. At least that's what I tell my mom. But if you're single because of other reasons (why doesn't anybody want me?!), then these memes are for you. All the single ladies, put your hands up!



valentines day for all the single ladies | thumbnail text - When your milk has a date on Valentines Day and you don't. FEB 14 TH 07 "Where do you see yourself on Valentines" pulmate
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Twelve Snarky Tweets For Valentine's Day Haters

Okay, it's incredibly easy to make fun of Valentine's day. The holiday has no real historic purpose, and really only benefits consumerism. If you're in a committed relationship there is an immense amount of pressure to behave a certain way on this random day to 'prove your love' or whatever. If you're not really dating, but seeing someone,  it's just kind of awkward because you might not want to go so full-out so early on. If you're single, well, you get a whole day to really (over)think about that. 

Hilarious tweets for people who hate Valentine's Day| thumbnail text - mike ginn Let's all take a moment of silence this Valentine's Day to think about the couples who started dating end of January @shutupmikeg... · Feb 14, 2015 •.. 12 27 185 487
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Quick Guide to Crushing Valentine's Day 2021 As a Single Queen

Let's be real. Whether you like it or not Valentine's day is coming up quickly. Yes, we're are in the midst of a global pandemic, but that doesn't mean you cannot make February 14th your B. Options may be limited, but there are still plenty of ways to go off and show Saint Valentine who's boss. Who needs a man when there are heart-shaped pizzas out there that can fill you up without unleashing their emotional baggage on you? Here are fourteen ways to thoroughly smash your first (and hopefully last) social distancing Valentine's day as the single queen that you are. 

Fourteen hilarious ways to have fun on valentines day during a pandemic| Thumbnail text - Gesture,Communication Device,Portable communications device,Symbol,Cross,Rectangle,Gadget,Balance,Religious item,Wood https://media.giphy.com/media/26BGOeuSUHRYdfz3y/giphy.gif
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Brutally Honest Tweets About Dating During A Global Pandemic

Before 2020 the biggest risk of dating was getting rejected, hurt, stood up, kidnapped etc etc. Today those are all still relevant fears, but on top of it, there's an even bigger risk. What was it called again? Oh yeah, the virus. 

If you're going to meet up with someone, it's not enough to stalk their socials beforehand and make sure they're kind of normal, you need to think long-term. Is this 5"7 stud with an aggressive calf tattoo worth potentially infecting my entire social circle? It's a tough one.

On the bright side, you don't have to feel bad at all for not getting any action this past year. You can say, "I'm just taking this virus very seriously," and that is totally valid. Even after this all passes I may even tell people, "In preparation of the next global pandemic, I am purposefully remaining single until further notice." Yeah, you're all welcome.

Hilarious tweets about dating during a pandemic| thumbnail text - Photograph - PopGunSuzie @PopGunSuzie ... Dating during covid: What color should I paint my toes for my gynecologist appointment later? 9:45 PM - Feb 1, 2021 - Twitter for Android
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Memes About Being Well And Truly Single

Being single this time of year is hard, especially after the sh*t show that was 2020. And with the majority of socializing at a halt, your loneliness stands out more than ever. These memes will remind you just how alone you are, which isn't necessarily a bad thing because it's better to be single than be in an unhappy relationship. But, if we were all in love and happy, that would be great too.

memes about being single | thumbnail includes two memes picture of poles - Even these poles have a better LOVE Life than some of you.. Text - Parents: "We want grandkids!" Me: BEST I CAN DO ISA DOG gp.com
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (December 4, 2020)

The ups and downs of a relationship can drive you crazy, and nothing feels better than having a right old vent when your significant other is driving you up the wall. So what better place to do it than Twitter? Each week, we scour the internet for the funniest relationship tweets we could find — AKA, the best relationship vents, and put them together for you in this handy list. Scroll through for some entertainment, and then head over to last week's list in case you missed it.





funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell what's the german word for getting dumped 30 minutes into a 2 hour covid testing line & you're in the car together?? 7:37 PM Dec 1, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 3.2K Retweets 708 Quote Tweets 144.6K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 27, 2020)

Relationships are a ball when they're going well, but when they're not, well... that's why Twitter was invented. Because why keep your relatonship gripes private when you can broadcast them for the world to read? The entertaining people of Twitter never let us down when it comes to quips about the trials and tribulations (and sometimes the mushy side) of love, relationships, and everything that comes with it. Here are the funniest relationship tweets we came across this week.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert Do like yelling Get married
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 20, 2020)

Tina Turner once famously sang, "What's love got to do, got to do with it"? Well, everything. The thing about love is that we can't live without it, but boy, oh boy, can it drive us up the wall. Whether you're happily single or pining for someone you can't have, or whether you're in a messy situationship or happily married, love affects us all. So here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, which bring some humor and a positive spin on that tricky little thing that we call love. All, from the big wide world of Twitter




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer I survived my first day sharing an office with my husband. I give our marriage two maybe three months tops. 2:41 AM Nov 11, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 55 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 13, 2020)

Sometimes, the only way to distract yourself from your romantic perils is to post them on Twitter and laugh about them with the rest of the world. It doesn't matter whether you're single, married, or in some weird situationship; everyone can relate to our weekly selection of funny relationship tweets. Enjoy this week's haul, and then look at some more for further love-related humor.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer Husband, "I'm going to the store, do you need anything?" Me, "A bottle of champagne." Husband, "Oh, I got you one yesterday." Me, "I said what I said." 11:56 PM Nov 5, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 139 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.5K Likes <.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 5, 2020)

We're back with this week's funniest relationship tweets and they're as good as ever. Some people consider therapy when their relationship is going south, others speak to friends. But some put it out on Twitter, and we love those people. So here is the best that Twitter had to offer this week when it comes to all things love. And here are last week's in case you missed them.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Text - Karen Chee @karencheee The #1 thing I look for in dating is someone who always knows what they want to eat. I never know and I do not care and I just want it to be decided for me. I would like to date a school cafeteria 12:45 AM Nov 2, 2020 · Twitter Web App 208 Retweets 21 Quote Tweets 4.3K Likes
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Memes About Being Single, Which Might Trigger Feelings Of Loneliness

Summer is over; winter is just around the corner, which means cuddle season is fast approaching. Congratulations on having someone to snuggle up with during the upcoming cold winter nights to those of you in relationships. For everyone else (me included), it's time to speed up the search for love! Alternatively, I'd suggest investing in a high-quality weighted blanket and a vibrator. Meanwhile, enjoy these memes about single-hood, which will remind you just how single you are. 

memes about being single that remind you how single you are | thumbnail includes two memes Text - When you've got no options so you marry yourself "Why are you still single?" it's quite all right. I Just adore my own company.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (October 30, 2020)

Whether you're single, married, or in a situationship, you'll know that relationships are a rollercoaster of emotions. The highs, the lows, and everything in between are what makes love worth it — or so they say. And during the lows, it's vital to laugh together to get you through the hard times. The hilarious people of Twitter understand relationships all too well and know how to use humor to push through. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets we came across to make you feel less alone in the frustrations of all things romance related.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Cat Rosé (from the dead) @WinningByARose me: I need a cure for a broken heart witch: ok drink this me: what is it witch: vodka
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Man With 700lbs. Of Beef Can't Get A Date: Funny Twitter Thread

Everyone is looking for different things in a life partner, and everyone knows what they bring to the table. But sometimes, it's better to keep your assets to yourself instead of assuming that you know what your potential suitors want, especially if it makes you sound like a bit of a d-bag. One guy learned this the hard way when he took to Twitter to vent his frustrations about being single, despite all his assets. His Tweet said, "My housing is paid for. I make a good salary. I get health insurance, 401k, 700 lbs of beef a year, and I live on a couple hundred acres. I'm a puncher by trade with a bachelor's degree. And I swear you women would rather have a loser than a provider. It's sad"

Twitter roasted him mercilessly, men and women alike and the responses are hilarious. We've compiled some of the funniest ones for you below to scroll through and laugh at.

 

man complains on Twitter that he can't get a date despite having 700lbs. of beef a year | thumbnail Text - Dangerously Beefy @vickers_stephen 000 My housing is paid for. I make a good salary. I get health insurance, 401k, 700 Ibs of beef a year, and I live on a couple hundred acres. I'm a puncher by trade with a bachelors degree. And I swear you women would rather have a loser than a provider. It's sad
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Guy Takes Woman To Skanky Saloon Bar For First Date

Finding love in this digital era is far from easy. With more websites and applications — in which we can essentially 'shop for people' — than we know what to do with, the influx leads to infinite choice, infinite possibility, and infinite encounters that are often so bizarre, they could be fictional. But by embracing the good, the bad, and the downright ugly of the online dating minefield, at least bad dates make great stories. Right? 

Together with The Single Society, we are bringing you the hilarious, horrible, and awkward real-life stories from women currently navigating the world of online dating. When you're finished reading this shocking tale, check out our other true stories of modern dating debauchery.

dating nightmare skanky saloon bar bad dates great stories dating apps funny single society New York City | comic illustration man and woman face to face and speech bubble WISH THERE WAS A MUTE BUTTON FOR YOUR FACE
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My Dating Nightmare: Wined, Dined, Then His Credit Card Was Declined

Finding love in this digital era is far from easy. With more websites and applications — in which we can essentially 'shop for people' — than we know what to do with, the influx leads to infinite choice, infinite possibility, and infinite encounters that are often so bizarre, they could be fictional. But by embracing the good, the bad, and the downright ugly of the online dating minefield, at least bad dates make great stories. Right? 

Together with The Single Society, we are bringing you the hilarious, horrible, and awkward real-life stories from women currently navigating the world of online dating. When you're finished reading this shocking tale, check out our other true stories of modern dating debauchery.

credit card declined bad dates great stories dating apps funny single society | comic character WOW GUESS DECLINED LIKE CREDIT CARD
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