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Man With 700lbs. Of Beef Can't Get A Date: Funny Twitter Thread

Everyone is looking for different things in a life partner, and everyone knows what they bring to the table. But sometimes, it's better to keep your assets to yourself instead of assuming that you know what your potential suitors want, especially if it makes you sound like a bit of a d-bag. One guy learned this the hard way when he took to Twitter to vent his frustrations about being single, despite all his assets. His Tweet said, "My housing is paid for. I make a good salary. I get health insurance, 401k, 700 lbs of beef a year, and I live on a couple hundred acres. I'm a puncher by trade with a bachelor's degree. And I swear you women would rather have a loser than a provider. It's sad"

Twitter roasted him mercilessly, men and women alike and the responses are hilarious. We've compiled some of the funniest ones for you below to scroll through and laugh at.

 

man complains on Twitter that he can't get a date despite having 700lbs. of beef a year | thumbnail Text - Dangerously Beefy @vickers_stephen 000 My housing is paid for. I make a good salary. I get health insurance, 401k, 700 Ibs of beef a year, and I live on a couple hundred acres. I'm a puncher by trade with a bachelors degree. And I swear you women would rather have a loser than a provider. It's sad
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My Dating Nightmare: Guy Arranges Skanky Saloon Bar For First Date

Finding love in this digital era is far from easy. With more websites and applications — in which we can essentially 'shop for people' — than we know what to do with, the influx leads to infinite choice, infinite possibility, and infinite encounters that are often so bizarre, they could be fictional. But by embracing the good, the bad, and the downright ugly of the online dating minefield, at least bad dates make great stories. Right? 

Together with The Single Society, we are bringing you the hilarious, horrible, and awkward real-life stories from women currently navigating the world of online dating. When you're finished reading this shocking tale, check out our other true stories of modern dating debauchery.

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My Dating Nightmare: Wined, Dined, Then His Credit Card Was Declined

Finding love in this digital era is far from easy. With more websites and applications — in which we can essentially 'shop for people' — than we know what to do with, the influx leads to infinite choice, infinite possibility, and infinite encounters that are often so bizarre, they could be fictional. But by embracing the good, the bad, and the downright ugly of the online dating minefield, at least bad dates make great stories. Right? 

Together with The Single Society, we are bringing you the hilarious, horrible, and awkward real-life stories from women currently navigating the world of online dating. When you're finished reading this shocking tale, check out our other true stories of modern dating debauchery.

credit card declined bad dates great stories dating apps funny single society | comic character WOW GUESS DECLINED LIKE CREDIT CARD
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My Dating Nightmare: Guy With DUIs Tried Drunk-Driving Me Home

Finding love in this digital era is far from easy. With more websites and applications — in which we can essentially 'shop for people' — than we know what to do with, the influx leads to infinite choice, infinite possibility, and infinite encounters that are often so bizarre, they could be fictional. But by embracing the good, the bad, and the downright ugly of the online dating minefield, at least bad dates make great stories. Right? 

Together with The Single Society, we are bringing you the hilarious, horrible, and awkward real-life stories from women currently navigating the world of online dating. When you're finished reading this shocking tale, check out our other true stories of modern dating debauchery.

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Female Artist Of The Week: Instagram Cartoonist Of Millennial "Life And Stuff"

The key to a successful Instagram account is creating relatable content and that's exactly what Arianna Margulis, the artist and creator behind Butlikemaybe has done. Boasting 234k followers, Margulis creates "toons about life and stuff" that all go back to her experience of working in fashion, dating and partying in New York and Los Angeles. Her cartoons are relatable, humorous and have been made into a book that so many women will fall in love with. Check out some of her creations below. 

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The Complicated Life Of a Single Girl in 25 Relatable Illustrations

Mari Andrew is an American illustrator who likes to analyze her daily life as an almost 30-year-old single girl with a large dose of humor and self-mockery.

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14 Things Every Single Girl Can Relate To

Being single definitely has its highs and lows. But there's no doubt that flying solo is sometimes way better than dating. The brilliant artist
Lingvistov has illustrated 15 things that every single girl can relate to, and it's fantastic. Form more of his work follow him on Facebook or visit his website

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