A lesson learned

I'm tired of trusting the process

That long-term type of love >>

Time to spice things up

The perfect blend of sweet and spicy

Monogamy over polyamory any and everyday sorry not sorry

Who doesn't love a little vulnerability

Clingier than a compass needle on True North.

Boooooooooo

Wholesome testimonials of love and transformation

A boyfriend shall be deemed "living with" you when they have stayed over for (A) ten consecutive nights or (B) more than nine nights in three week period or (C) all the weekends of a given month plus three weeknights.

"Show me attention or show me de@th (to this relationship)!!!"

There's an uncurated and unfiltered version of me and nobody's seen it but my man

Xoxo

Why be stupid when you can be… not stupid?

We are way past our cutesy newlywed phase.