relationships

Relationships are a funny thing. It's something that we all think about It, probably more than we should. Also, it seems like everyone has relationship advice to give, regardless of whether or not they've ever actually had a successful relationship — or any relationship at all for that matter, but we all like to pretend like we're little love gurus. Relationships are also clearly not like how they are portrayed in movies. The idea of love at first sight is so unrealistic it hurts, and they really overemphasize the idea that 'opposites attract'; any psychologist will tell you differently.

If you want to see the reality of what relationships are actualy like, well, Twitter has got your back.

When it comes to dating and hookup partners, we obviously wanna be attracted to our partner of choice. At the same time, we're all aware when we're being a bit ridiculous when it comes to turn-ons and turn-offs that we can't explain. Nonetheless, these are things that we simply cannot get off our minds when it comes to attraction and repulsion. A Reddit user started a thread about people's shallow turnoffs, and many were interestingly specific. Let us know if you relate to any turnoffs listed below, or if you have something to add to the turnoff table. 

Therapy is amazing. We love therapy here. But we also recognize that once you open pandora's box, there is no going back. Anyone who has gone to therapy has had that, "OMG my life isn't boring, I'm severely f**ked up! Awesome!" It's just a necessary line to cross in order for progress to be made.

The nice thing is that everyone who attends therapy kind of shares an inside joke between them. Once you hear someone say, "Oh yeah, my therapist said..." it's like a breath of fresh air. You realize that they're also in the club, and now your goal can be to make such an impact on them that they talk about you with their therapist. Just kidding of course.

If you also love to hate therapy, these Tweets may just speak to you.

How can one accurately portray the essence of their personality in 500 characters or less? Well, we don't have the answer. BUT! We can tell you exactly how NOT to. Here are the 12 things guys put in their bios on dating apps that must be stopped according to dating blog, The Single Society.

Dating is hard enough as it is. Your friends wanna help you out, so they suggest a set-up. A lot of the times, they mean well, and you trust them because they're your friends. But you shouldn't trust theirjudgment all the time. A lot of the time, their matchmaking skills aren't as up to par as they think. A Reddit user started a super entertaining thread by asking women about the worst set-ups they have been on, and the responses were pretty hectic. Based on these horror stories, I'm not letting any friends set me up in the near future. Scroll down for some horribly hilarious set-up dating stories. 

Everyone loves a good spooning session. For those of you who somehow have yet to have heard of spooning, Urban Dictionary defines it as "a form of cuddling in which the taller person (generally the dude) lies facing the same direction as the shorter person (generally the lady) and wraps their arms around the waist from the back, fitting together like spoons."  It's a cute, low-maintenance way to show affection in a relationship - or just a post-sex activity. Whether you're little spoon or big spoon, it's generally welcomed as a jolly good time for all parties involved. Whether they're super single or super in love, the people of Twitter weighed in on the rules of spooning with their own thoughts. Scroll down for this week's funny spooning tweets. 

When you've been with someone for a long time, you can really discover their pet-peeves. You gradually learn the best ways to mess with them if they cross you. It's a natural consequence of being extremely close with someone. If your significant other is also your best friend the pranks only get more vicious, and hey, that's just what love is. I don't make the rules sorry.

If you also have a list of ways to get revenge on your partner currently stored in the back of your brain, you might find this list of Tweets both relatable and tactical.

If you're in a relationship and happily in love, then I'm thrilled for you. No, seriously, I am. I'm going to keep being happy for you tonight when I sit there scrolling through dating apps, swiping right on loser after loser, knowing that I'll be ordering dinner for one. And by dinner, I mean fruit salad with just grapes. Ok, fine, I mean wine. Or, I might scroll through these memes instead, which remind me of why I've chosen to stay single. Ahem.

Sex can be a very beautiful thing. It is the ultimate connection of two souls, the beginning of new life, one of the best ways to demonstrate your love for someone. But, let's be honest, it's not really always that. Sex is neither what is portrayed in hallmark movies or in violent and sadistic BDSM porn. A lot of the time it is just a way to feel good and make someone else feel good at the same time. 

That's the goal, but sometimes we are not successful. Sometimes sex is just hella embarrassing. There is so much potential for awkwardness, think about all the fart-like sounds your body can make. The ideal situation is that you do it with someone who makes you comfortable, and you then can both laugh it when you accidentally kick him in the face.

Gone are the days when being an influencer was a fun side-gig. Nowadays, if you want to make it on social media, you have to devote all your spare time to building a following and creating an online presence. But when you're dedicating that much time, the lines between your real life and the life you're pretending to live online can become blurred. One guy learned this the hard way when he uploaded a video to TikTok showcasing his daily routine, in which he claimed to spend four hours a day cuddling with his girlfriend. His girlfriend clapped back, saying she barely sees him for half an hour a day because of the extra time he dedicated to growing his following on TikTok. In response, she created a video displaying screenshots of his recent attempts to cancel plans, proving how little time he actually spent with her. Her actions resulted in him losing a chunk of his followers, who claimed he was a fraud and a liar. Understandably, her boyfriend wasn't happy with her, but she posted her predicament on Reddit's Am I TheA—hole claiming her actions were justified. What do you think?

We all know that one crazy couple that takes things way out of hand in front of single innocent bystanders who have no idea how to respond. Relationships can be intense, and some couples can take it way too far. As the wise Taylor Swift once sang, "it'll leave you breathless, or with a nasty scar." People have taken to Twitter to share how far couples have gone in getting revenge, and of course, it's hilarious. Scroll down for some top-notch couple revenge tweets. 

Dating apps are a weird place. Whether you're on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, OkCupid, or all of the above, you'll come into contact with many, many weirdos before meeting your Prince Charming - if you do end up meeting him on these apps at all. People take to Twitter on a weekly basis to laugh at their weird dating app experiences. Naturally, we've compiled the best ones from this week for your viewing pleasure. Scroll down and enjoy the realities of the modern dating scene. 

Ahh, love. It brings us joy and heartbreak, happiness and misery. The ups and downs of relationships can undoubtedly drive you crazy, so why not vent your frustrations out on the internet? Nowadays, Twitter is the therapist you never knew you needed; it's the place to bitch about your partner when they're driving you crazy, guaranteeing you all the sympathy you need. And the bonus? You get to entertain the masses at the same time. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, which prove that the Twitter gods have once again shone their light down on us and given us another batch of laughs at the expense of other people's love lives.

The love-hate relationship between men and women has stood the test of time. From day one, men manage to make women fall in love with them while simultaneously pissing them off to the point of wanting to kill them. It seems like almost every woman on the planet has been let down by a man when it comes to dating and relationships, because well... men will be men. Amirite ladies? But now, Instagram account To The Guys I've Dated helps women get the closure they need by publishing their letters to the disappointing men they dated. Naming and shaming? Yes, please, sign me up!

Doing the deed is a very intimate thing. A lot of unexpected things can happen that might cause some intense awkwardness. If you're really close with the person you're doing it with, you may be able to laugh it off, or agree to move past it...but sometimes the mood has simply left the chat, and there's no point in trying to rediscover it. We've all been there, the point of no return. Sometimes it's better to just stop and maybe reconvene at a more suitable time.

Whatever the case may be, eventually you will look back and at least think to yourself, "Hey, at least I peaced out before going further," because rest assured it can ALWAYS get worse.

These people shared their 'Peace Out' moments on Reddit, and you might find them relatable, comforting, or you might just thrive in the second-hand embarrassment.

'Men are trash' has become the battle cry for women personally victimized by men across the globe. Women have been calling men trash since forever, but that doesn't mean that it's gone out of style. Twitter is still ranting that women need to take out the trash on a weekly basis. Naturally, we collected the best tweets for your enjoyment. Scroll down to understand exactly why men are synonymous with trash.