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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... Just saw my toddler holding a pillow over the face of her teddy bear while whispering "night night". I'm worried for my safety. 8:19 PM Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 103 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 600 Likes

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funniest dad tweets we came across this week and had to share | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ... it's been 14 months working from home with 3 kids. That's 425 days. 425 multiplied by 3 is 1,275. i have been asked 1,275 times over 425 days "are you doing work today?". so yes i'm having bourbon for breakfast, Cancel susan. 3:24 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 765 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Parenting is praising your 5-year-old like they won a Nobel Prize because they woke up in the middle of the night and got 100 percent of their puke in the toilet. 5:10 PM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for Android 111 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 4,412 Likes

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Mother Accused Of 'Stifling Her Twins Individualities" By Dressing Them In Blue And Green| Thumbnail Text - Jaw - AITA for exclusively dressing my twin sons in color coded shirts? I have a set of identical twin boys 1.5years old. My husband andI are both forgetful and having a new baby is tiring, I was scared of getting them mixed up.

Mother Accused Of 'Stifling Her Twins Individualities" By Dressing Them In Blue And Green

They are babies... they don't have personalities yet

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - non podhoretz @crookedroads770 Yesterday I overheard my two year old son saying "Are you sure this is a good idea" and my five year old son replying "Trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life 10:21 PM Jan 23, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 58.1K Retweets 2.9K Quote Tweets 706.5K Likes

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Woman With Severe Migraines Is Treated Horribly By Mom And Step-Dad For Missing Thanksgiving| Thumbnail Text - Food - AITA for refusing to speak to my mother since thanksgiving So I, 23F, haven't spoken to my mom, 45F, since Thanksgiving because of her new husband, 37M. Both me and my mother have a migraine condition that literally puts us out of commission until it's gone. I'm talking not even able to drink water because I'll throw it up, moving to a different position in bed is sometimes too

Woman With Severe Migraines Is Treated Horribly By Mom And Step-Dad For Missing Thanksgiving

She slept through the turkey, what's the big deal?

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Insensitive Man Lashes Out At Wife For "Endangering" Their Kids By Helping A Young Special Needs Girl| Thumbnail Text - Water - AITA for yelling at my wife for potentially endangering our kids? Yesterday a little girl (7) with heavy special needs ran away from her school and ended up in my backyard. My wife is a SAHM to our 3 kids (6f, 3f, 6mo m) and was home with our younger 2 and she eventually saw the little girl in our backyard. It was pouring and the wind was very strong

Insensitive Man Lashes Out At Wife For "Endangering" Their Kids By Helping A Young Special Needs Girl

The only real danger is this man's ideals

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Big Sister Refuses To Babysit Little Brother After Disrespectful Treatment From Parents| Thumbnail Text - Purple - AITA for refusing to babysit my brother? When I (f28) was 20 and my brother (15) was 8 I told my stepmother that I wouldn't babysit him ever again after an incident.

Big Sister Refuses To Babysit Little Brother After Disrespectful Treatment From Parents

Punishment is necessary

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Aunt Encourages Niece To Put Shoes On By Herself - Gets Unfairly Scolded By Brother| Thumbnail Text - Joint - AITA for not helping my 3 year old niece put her shoes on? My brother stopped by with his kids and hours later as they were leaving my niece was having trouble putting on her shoes. I was watching her and then my brother all annoyed says "uh are you gonna help her?" And I said no because I like to wait a minute to see if they can figure it out, and reminded him that I used to work at a

Aunt Encourages Niece To Put Shoes On By Herself - Gets Unfairly Scolded By Brother

She literally works with kids

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Father Finally Spills The Truth To Adult Son About His Mother Having An Affair| Thumbnail Text - cheating AITA for telling the truth about his mom

Father Finally Spills The Truth To Adult Son About His Mother Having An Affair

Cheater, cheater pumpkin eater

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Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners | thumbnail text - Оpal @PamCamp60217334 Replying to @JessicaValenti When I turned 40 I wanted to go blonde. Unfortunately my brunette hair didnt take it well. When my 8 YO daughter got off the bus that day the first thing she said was "I hope you can wash that out". 11:32 PM · Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Truth from the mouth of babes

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Greedy Husband Wants Newborn Twins To Be Named Completely For Him And His Family| Thumbnail Text - Cheek - AITA For telling my fiancé he doesn't get to name both of our babies? I'm pregnant with twins and my fiancé and I just found out we're having a boy and a girl. We started talking about names the other day. He told me that he really wanted to name the boy baby after himself (first and middle). I wasn't onboard at first but after thinking about it I agreed.

Greedy Husband Wants Newborn Twins To Be Named Completely For Him And His Family

Your wife gets a say, buddy

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Cold-Hearted Dad Demands Paternity Test After Suddenly Believing His Daughter Is Not His| Thumbnail Text - Product - THE DNA TEST RESULTS ARE IN AITA for not letting my dad get a paternity test? My (16F) dad wants to get a paternity test because he's recently convinced l'm not his real daughter. My mum ran away to another country with some guy when I was 8 years old and lately my dad's sure she was cheating |on him long before that and I'm actually someone else's baby.

Cold-Hearted Dad Demands Paternity Test After Suddenly Believing His Daughter Is Not His

She has every right to refuse

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Woman Calls Out Her Sister For Being Emotionally Abusive To Her Claustrophobic Son| Thumbnail Text - Nose - AITA for telling my sister she's mean and cruel to her son? My (24F) nephew (5M) has always been claustrophobic. Even as a baby he hated being swaddled or cuddled too long. He'd get fussy and cry until he was put down and able to move freely.

Woman Calls Out Her Sister For Being Emotionally Abusive To Her Claustrophobic Son

Claustrophobia is real. Didn't think we had to explain that

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Parents who have totally had enough of parenting for today | thumbnail text - "My kids went in the basement to play, about 10 minutes later, this happened." "Goat cheese and buttercream frosting look very similar when they've been stored in a Ziploc bag in your refrigerator. My kid is currently jumping off furniture"

Parents Who Have Had Enough Of Parenting For Today

Have kids they said, it will be fun, they said.

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Overprotective Dad Cruelly Forces Daughters Boyfriend To Sleep On The Floor| Thumbnail Text - Property - AITA for making my daughter's boyfriend sleep on the floor? My (49M) daughter (18F) and her boyfriend (19M) were going to a theme park on a saturday and she asked me if he could sleep on our house because it was closer to the park and was more practical.

Overprotective Dad Cruelly Forces Daughters Boyfriend To Sleep On The Floor

She's 18 buddy

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