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People Reveal The Dumbest Names Of People They've Met

Naming your child is a big honor, and you can literally name them anything. Did you see what Elon Musk and Grimes named their kid? X Æ A-XII. Doesn't it just roll off the tongue? Maybe there should be more rules put in to ensure that you give your child a pronounceable name. Just a thought. But hey, it's just a name I suppose. It doesn't decide one's future, at least entirely.

People are sharing on Reddit the weirdest names they've ever come across, and they just further prove that more rules when it comes to naming your child might just be useful.

people reveal the worst names of people they've met | thumbnail text - captainmagictrousers 8 days ago 3 S 2 My coworker named her baby "Strawberry Rain", which would be a great name if she had given birth to a bottle of shampoo.
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Entitled Parents Who Got Roasted Online For Their Awful Behavior

The internet is where entitled parents go to showcase how much better they think they are than everyone else. Isn't that fun? Seems like they're overcompensating for something, but we don't have to get into it... Rather let's just appreciate how entertaining it is to watch Karen's of parenting from all over the world throw hissy-fits over basic parenting responsibilities. These posts do a great job of showcasing just how petty they can be when it comes to raising their kids.

entitled parents get roasted online for their awful behavior | thumbnail text - aylor Lorenz O @TaylorLorenz Although horrific, I'm out of emotions to do anything but laugh at this point. My fiance and I just found out yesterday that my Imagine coming home with your future mother-in-law has made report card and ur parents do a arrangements to have her vows renewed at our destination wedding. On the same day. Two hours prior to our ceremony. At the same location. Because... wait for it.. she want
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 21, 2021)

Parenting is hard at the best of times, but these days it's more difficult than ever. So what else is there to do, than to vent about your parenting problems on Twitter, for some global support and sympathy? The funniest parents of Twitter never fail to entertain us with their gripes about the trials and tribulations of parenting, which are all-too-relatable. Here are this week's funniest parenting tweets for your entertainment. 


funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - NicholasG @Dad_At Law Nobody learns to parkour faster than a parent chasing a toddler with a sharpie. 8:01 PM · Mar 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 387 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1,944 Likes
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Funniest Stories About Parents Pretending To Be The Tooth Fairy For Their Kids

It's pretty hard to convince kids that the tooth fairy exists. They've evolved, becoming more attuned to their parents' games and tricks. Nonetheless, parents keep trying to keep up the facade of the tooth fairy through clever tactics. A Reddit user asked parents about their experiences pretending to be the tooth fairy, and boy, did these parents deliver with their stories. Scroll down for the funniest tooth fairy stories below. 

parents reveal how they try and get away with being the tooth fairy | thumbnail text - messicanamerican 2 days ago When my daughter lost her tooth I completely forgot to do the swap and she told me the next morning, I made a letter from the tooth fairy explaining how she couldn't leave her money because of how messy her room was that she hurt herself trying and would come back when her room was all tidy. Gave me time to get some cash and a reason for her to tidy her room.
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Funniest Tweets About The Struggles Of Parenting Twins

Parenting one child at a time is a tough enough gig, but when you have twins, then it's hellfire and brimstone. Sure, having two for the price of one gives you twice as much cuteness, twice as much love, and twice as many photo opps. But twins also mean double the trouble, which is something the parents of Twitter know all about. These hilarious tweets about the harsh realities of raising twins will make you realize just how tough of a gig it can be, proving that two for the price of one isn't always better.




funny tweets about trials and tribulations of parenting twins | thumbnail text - SCOOB SAIBOT ... @BarkyBoogz First woman that gave birth to twins was prolly like "????????" 4:39 PM Jul 25, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 68.6K Retweets 1,685 Quote Tweets 366.8K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 14, 2021)

Parents, you've made it through another week of keeping your offspring alive, and that's worth celebrating. But extra credit goes to the parents of Twitter, who provide us with daily entertainment while on the job, and it is a full-time job, which anyone with a child will confirm. So, here are this week's funniest parenting tweets, which might make you feel better about your parenting techniques. Or lack thereof.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Laura Marie ... @lmegordon Here's a math question: My daughters are fighting over a stupid babydoll. If I buy another, identical babydoll, then my girls will stop fighting, but they won't play with either babydoll. How many bottles of wine do I buy? 7:59 PM · Mar 9, 2021 - Twitter for Android 116 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 882 Likes
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Medical Professionals Reveal Ridiculous Baby Names They Tried to Talk Parents Out Of

When it comes to baby names, the limit does not exist. There are so many themes, cultures, biblical references, and more to choose from. However, sometimes choice isn't necessarily a good thing. A Reddit user asked the nurses and midwives of Reddit if they've ever tried to talk parents out of particular baby names, and boy, did they have quite the names to share. Evidently, parents are a little off their rocker sometimes. Scroll down to hear names that are hilariously out of this world. 

Medical professionals reveal baby names they talked parents out of | thumbnail text - I worked at a registrar for a while and among the birth certificates I got some of the standouts i saw were: Killer, Syphilis and Sweet Prayer Sunrise
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 7, 2021)

Congratulations, parents, you've done it again. You've made it through another week of keeping your small humans alive, despite everything the world seemingly working against you. Being a parent isn't easy, but when you can see the humor in all the sh*tty situations, it makes things that little bit more bearable. The funny parents of Twitter certainly know a thing or two about that, and this week's funniest parenting tweets prove it. When you're done with these gems, check out last week's in case you missed them.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - todd dillard @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla 12:20 AM - Mar 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 47K Retweets 4,795 Quote Tweets 724.5K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 28, 2021)

Parenting is both challenging and rewarding—and sometimes very, very entertaining. Let's be honest; nothing is funnier than frustrated parents tweeting about how they're handling their everyday struggles. From exhaustion to exasperation, it's all here in this week's funniest parenting Tweets. And here are last week's to check out if you want a double dose!




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - fimest @Neyogems ... My 6 year old son just asked me how I know his name.. I'm not in the mood today 8:16 PM · Feb 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 47.8K Retweets 4,584 Quote Tweets 560.8K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 21, 2021)

Being a parent is the fullest kind of full-time job you'll find these days. Nine to five? Try 24/7. But don't worry, the hours go pretty fast considering you will never be able to finish all of the work required in a day. Not sure if you want to apply yet? Here's the kicker: The pay is virtually nothing. HOWEVER, you do get a bundle of joy that you get to love with all your heart AND you will gain an unlimited archive of amusing stories that can be shared on Twitter. Here are some of the funniest parenting tweets we found this week!

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text -the luckiest Penny. ... @aSouthernPenny My son proposed to his fiancée about six months ago and she said yes. They're super happy, we love her family too. I just found out today that another girl is in love with him and plans to propose next week... should I say anything? Oh and also, he's 4. They're all 4. 3:42 AM · Feb 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14K Retweets 1,274 Quote Tweets 178.8K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 15, 2021)

All parents love their kids unconditionally, but every so often, they need reminding. Because kids know how to push your buttons, and in those moments, you may or may not question how deep your love is for them. But don't sweat it; when you're being driven to the brink of insanity by your kids, the funny parents of Twitter have your back. Between their vents, rants, and jokes about the trials and tribulations of parenting, you'll immediately feel better about your attempt at raising kids. Welcome to this week's funniest parenting tweets


funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Chelsea Peretti ... @chelseaperetti my son is crying bc he wants to be a flamingo "not a pretend one" 4:10 AM - Feb 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,242 Retweets 279 Quote Tweets 43.7K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 7, 2021)

Being a parent means facing hardships, making tough decisions, and being on the ball every minute of every day. It's both exhausting and rewarding (so they say), but at least the adversity of attempting to keep your kids alive makes for some pretty funny Twitter content. On that note, here are the funniest parenting tweets we came across this week from the funniest parents on the internet. And when you've finished this haul, here are last week's in case you missed them.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so we can spend hours preparing and cleaning up after dinner so our kids can spend seconds deciding they just don't like the texture. 3:41 AM Feb 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 37 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 824 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (February 2, 2021)

Parenting is a Herculean task, requiring a word or two of encouragement along the way to get through it in one piece. Venting to fellow parents about the trials and tribulations of keeping your tiny humans alive is one of the best ways to get support, and what better platform to do it on than Twitter. Here is your weekly roundup of the funniest dad Tweets we came across over the past seven days from dads who are nailing it at parenting—or trying to, anyway. Oh, and here are last weeks in case you missed them.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... Just saw my toddler holding a pillow over the face of her teddy bear while whispering "night night". I'm worried for my safety. 8:19 PM Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 103 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 600 Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 31, 2021)

Parenting is hard work, and nothing is funnier than frustrated parents who vent about their everyday struggles on Twitter. Whether it's drowning in diapers, attempting to homeschool, or how to approach a teenager with caution, it's all here in this week's funniest parenting tweets. Shout out to those tired people who still make an effort to tell the world what parenting life is all about.


funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | text - Sarcastic Mommy ... @sarcasticmommy4 How's virtual school going for you? I'll start. My son was late to his PE class because he was making nachos. 11:52 PM Jan 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 96 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes
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Funny Tweets About The Realities Of Fitness For Parents

Parenting is a pretty full-time gig. Finding time to do anything for yourself can seem almost impossible, never mind exercising. But if your kids are little, then you don't need to worry because running after them is a full-time workout in itself. Bending down to pick up the constant trail of litter they leave behind them are the only squats you'll need. Here are some hilariously relatable tweets from parents about the harsh realities of fitness (or lack thereof) once kids come along.



funny tweets about the realities of fitness for parents | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford I pulled a muscle and got floaters in my eyes from trying to show my kids how to do a cartwheel so I won't be selling my at-home fitness program after all. 5:00 AM - Apr 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 72 Retweets 407 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (January 26, 2021)

The dads of Twitter don't get enough credit for being able to so aptly sum up the joys, woes, trials, and tribulations of parenting in only 280 characters or less. We all know how much men love to complain (the term 'man flu' didn't make itself up!), so we might as well laugh at their attempts to gain sympathy. Here are the funniest dad tweets we saw this week for you to scroll through and laugh at. And then check out last week's in case you missed them.

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - non podhoretz @crookedroads770 Yesterday I overheard my two year old son saying "Are you sure this is a good idea" and my five year old son replying "Trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life 10:21 PM Jan 23, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 58.1K Retweets 2.9K Quote Tweets 706.5K Likes
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